Siheyuan, the special forces at the beginning, make me kill you
Chapter 441 Xu Damao's father makes suggestions
"Today, I was in a hurry, so I came to Da Mao to have a look. I didn't expect this early morning to stir up a good mood! Silly Zhu, my Da Mao didn't offend you, right?"
As the saying goes, Jiang is still old and hot, and He Yuzhu can also tell that Xu Damao's father is not an easy character to deal with.
But their father and son want to play him in mixed doubles?It also depends on whether they have this ability.
"Uncle Xu, how can you say that we are all elders, and Xu Damao and I are both juniors. You shouldn't meddle in the matter between me and Xu Damao, right?"
Father Xu explained with a smile, "Of course I won't care! I don't want to care about your young people's affairs!"
"Father! How did you fall for him? Didn't you hear that just now? He asked me to kneel down to call Grandpa, and let me drill his crotch!"
Xu's father gave him a wink and told him not to talk too much. Xu Damao acted as if he didn't see it, and pointed his big black nostrils at Xu's father.
"I really doubt if you are my real father. If I were your father, who would dare to bully you? I'm not going to go up and scratch his ears."
As soon as Xu Damao finished speaking, he saw Xu's father winking at him.
Father Xu raised his hand, immediately changed his face, and slapped Xu Damao in the face.
"You unfilial thing, who else do you want to hit?"
He Yuzhu was standing beside Xu Damao at that time, Xu Damao understood what his father meant, he dodged, and Xu's father slapped He Yuzhu's face with strong wind.
He Yuzhu reacted quickly, and when Xu Damao hid, he also hid.
Father Xu's slap was too hard, he didn't expect He Yuzhu to dodge it, so he twisted his waist like this, and the slap was bye.
Geek!
"Ouch!"
Xu's father twisted his back and stood there. Those who didn't know it thought it was a stone statue and dared not move.
"Uncle Xu, what's wrong with you?"
He Yuzhu felt that he was twisting his waist, so he pulled him on purpose.
quack!
The bones in Xu's father's waist made a crisp sound, He Yuzhu pretended to be surprised, and let go of Xu's father.
"what!"
With a scream, Xu's father fell to the ground like a dog eating shit.
"father!"
Xu Damao screamed and rushed towards Xu's father, but he didn't see He Yuzhu tripping him.
boom!
With a sound of collision, father Xu was knocked unconscious on the ground by Xu Damao.
"Father...Father..."
As soon as Xu Damao got up from Xu's father, the back of his head was cut with a stick.
He Yuzhu first closed the door and fastened the bolt.
He grabbed Xu Damao by the collar and dragged him to the back room like a dead dog.
After throwing him on the ground, He Yuzhu kicked him in the stomach.
"Ah! It hurts me to death, who kicked it?"
"Your grandfather me!"
He Yuzhu was holding a stick in his hand, and his eyes were obviously smiling, but it gave people an indescribable coldness.
"Xu Damao, kneel down and call me grandpa three times, and then slip through my crotch, or I will ask you to settle new and old debts together."
Xu Damao wanted to get up, "How dare you... ouch!"
Before he could straighten up, He Yuzhu stepped on his feet, "You were very arrogant at Mr. Lou's house yesterday, and you still want me to get out?"
"Also, don't you like to sow discord, saying that I have an impure relationship with Mr. Lou's daughter?"
Xu Damao saw that his father's head was knocked unconscious by him, and he couldn't wake up now.
Judging the situation, he was talking about people like him, and now he was playing with a playful face, trying to curry favor with He Yuzhu.
"Silly Zhu, I was just joking with you! Besides, whoever doesn't know that your daughter-in-law Qin Huairu believes what you say, she will definitely not be angry with you."
"She's not angry with me! But I'm angry with you, so I must express this anger."
After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he grabbed the towel on the washbasin stand and wrapped one end of the stick tightly.
"Silly Zhu! This is your fault, we've known each other for so long, how can we take it seriously...Silly Zhu, what do you want to do? Don't scare me?"
Bang bang bang!
Ahh!
He Yuzhu stepped on Xu Damao's waist, picked up the stick wrapped in a towel, and pumped it on Xu Damao's buttocks.
This kind of play, not only can't make obvious marks, but it can also make people hurt to death.
Xu Damao was whipped more than a dozen sticks, and finally couldn't take it anymore.
"Sizhu, my name is, I kowtow, I drill my crotch..."
"That's pretty much the same! Don't play tricks with me!"
He Yuzhu stepped on the bed with a stick in his hand, looking down at Xu Damao who was reluctantly kneeling in front of him after getting up from the ground.
"Call!"
"Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandson kowtows to you!"
After Xu Damao called grandpa three times, he hurriedly kowtowed to He Yuzhu.
He was really scared, when did this silly Zhu become so scary, if he didn't give in, He Yuzhu might really beat him to death with a stick.
"Grandson! Don't forget to bark like a dog when drilling!"
Xu Damao begged with a mournful face: "Grandpa, is it almost there? Don't embarrass me!"
"Learn or not?" He Yuzhu yanked his stick over.
Xu Damao quickly crawled through his crotch, and barked like a dog while crawling.
Wang Wang Wang!
"It really looks like a dog!"
He Yuzhu let Xu Damao go and put his feet off the bed.
【Ding!Congratulations to the host for completing the random task! 】
[Reward the host with one mu of spiritual land and fifty catties of wild ginseng seeds. 】
Wild ginseng seeds?
These are good!Ginseng is a medicinal material, and it has a nourishing effect on the human body. If it grows smoothly in the spiritual field for decades in the future.
Having survived the sports and the constraints and restrictions of the early stage of the economy, these wild ginseng grew up in the Lingtian and will surely become his powerful source of funds.
He Yuzhu was so happy that he didn't enter the Lingtian space at Xu Damao's house, so as not to be tricked by Xu Damao when he seized the opportunity.
He warned Xu Damao, "If you don't feel ashamed, tell the people in the factory or the compound about kneeling down to call me grandpa and drilling my crotch!"
Xu Damao bit his lip and cried, "Do I have the face to say such a shameful thing?"
"I thought you had a thicker skin than anyone else!"
After He Yuzhu hung the towel back on the washstand, he left with a stick and an aluminum lunch box in a net bag.
When Xu Damao saw him leave, he gestured angrily behind him, but because of the pain all over his body, he grinned his teeth in such an ugly way that he died.
"Da Mao!"
"father!"
As soon as He Yuzhu left, Father Xu woke up.
Xu Damao endured the pain, and when he helped Xu's father stand up, his eyes were full of grievance and anger.
If you don't wake up sooner or later, what's the point of waking up now?
He didn't have the face to tell his father that his name was Grandpa Shazhu, so wouldn't his father change his name to call him Daddy Shazhu?
Seniority is messed up!It's all messed up!
He Yuzhu threw the stick in the corner, and carried the aluminum lunch box in the net bag out of the compound, whistled, and rushed to the canteen of the rolling mill in a good mood.
When he arrived at the cafeteria, after He Yuzhu ordered the cooks to do what they were supposed to do, he found an opportunity to enter the Lingtian space when he arrived at the storage room.
As the saying goes, Jiang is still old and hot, and He Yuzhu can also tell that Xu Damao's father is not an easy character to deal with.
But their father and son want to play him in mixed doubles?It also depends on whether they have this ability.
"Uncle Xu, how can you say that we are all elders, and Xu Damao and I are both juniors. You shouldn't meddle in the matter between me and Xu Damao, right?"
Father Xu explained with a smile, "Of course I won't care! I don't want to care about your young people's affairs!"
"Father! How did you fall for him? Didn't you hear that just now? He asked me to kneel down to call Grandpa, and let me drill his crotch!"
Xu's father gave him a wink and told him not to talk too much. Xu Damao acted as if he didn't see it, and pointed his big black nostrils at Xu's father.
"I really doubt if you are my real father. If I were your father, who would dare to bully you? I'm not going to go up and scratch his ears."
As soon as Xu Damao finished speaking, he saw Xu's father winking at him.
Father Xu raised his hand, immediately changed his face, and slapped Xu Damao in the face.
"You unfilial thing, who else do you want to hit?"
He Yuzhu was standing beside Xu Damao at that time, Xu Damao understood what his father meant, he dodged, and Xu's father slapped He Yuzhu's face with strong wind.
He Yuzhu reacted quickly, and when Xu Damao hid, he also hid.
Father Xu's slap was too hard, he didn't expect He Yuzhu to dodge it, so he twisted his waist like this, and the slap was bye.
Geek!
"Ouch!"
Xu's father twisted his back and stood there. Those who didn't know it thought it was a stone statue and dared not move.
"Uncle Xu, what's wrong with you?"
He Yuzhu felt that he was twisting his waist, so he pulled him on purpose.
quack!
The bones in Xu's father's waist made a crisp sound, He Yuzhu pretended to be surprised, and let go of Xu's father.
"what!"
With a scream, Xu's father fell to the ground like a dog eating shit.
"father!"
Xu Damao screamed and rushed towards Xu's father, but he didn't see He Yuzhu tripping him.
boom!
With a sound of collision, father Xu was knocked unconscious on the ground by Xu Damao.
"Father...Father..."
As soon as Xu Damao got up from Xu's father, the back of his head was cut with a stick.
He Yuzhu first closed the door and fastened the bolt.
He grabbed Xu Damao by the collar and dragged him to the back room like a dead dog.
After throwing him on the ground, He Yuzhu kicked him in the stomach.
"Ah! It hurts me to death, who kicked it?"
"Your grandfather me!"
He Yuzhu was holding a stick in his hand, and his eyes were obviously smiling, but it gave people an indescribable coldness.
"Xu Damao, kneel down and call me grandpa three times, and then slip through my crotch, or I will ask you to settle new and old debts together."
Xu Damao wanted to get up, "How dare you... ouch!"
Before he could straighten up, He Yuzhu stepped on his feet, "You were very arrogant at Mr. Lou's house yesterday, and you still want me to get out?"
"Also, don't you like to sow discord, saying that I have an impure relationship with Mr. Lou's daughter?"
Xu Damao saw that his father's head was knocked unconscious by him, and he couldn't wake up now.
Judging the situation, he was talking about people like him, and now he was playing with a playful face, trying to curry favor with He Yuzhu.
"Silly Zhu, I was just joking with you! Besides, whoever doesn't know that your daughter-in-law Qin Huairu believes what you say, she will definitely not be angry with you."
"She's not angry with me! But I'm angry with you, so I must express this anger."
After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he grabbed the towel on the washbasin stand and wrapped one end of the stick tightly.
"Silly Zhu! This is your fault, we've known each other for so long, how can we take it seriously...Silly Zhu, what do you want to do? Don't scare me?"
Bang bang bang!
Ahh!
He Yuzhu stepped on Xu Damao's waist, picked up the stick wrapped in a towel, and pumped it on Xu Damao's buttocks.
This kind of play, not only can't make obvious marks, but it can also make people hurt to death.
Xu Damao was whipped more than a dozen sticks, and finally couldn't take it anymore.
"Sizhu, my name is, I kowtow, I drill my crotch..."
"That's pretty much the same! Don't play tricks with me!"
He Yuzhu stepped on the bed with a stick in his hand, looking down at Xu Damao who was reluctantly kneeling in front of him after getting up from the ground.
"Call!"
"Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandson kowtows to you!"
After Xu Damao called grandpa three times, he hurriedly kowtowed to He Yuzhu.
He was really scared, when did this silly Zhu become so scary, if he didn't give in, He Yuzhu might really beat him to death with a stick.
"Grandson! Don't forget to bark like a dog when drilling!"
Xu Damao begged with a mournful face: "Grandpa, is it almost there? Don't embarrass me!"
"Learn or not?" He Yuzhu yanked his stick over.
Xu Damao quickly crawled through his crotch, and barked like a dog while crawling.
Wang Wang Wang!
"It really looks like a dog!"
He Yuzhu let Xu Damao go and put his feet off the bed.
【Ding!Congratulations to the host for completing the random task! 】
[Reward the host with one mu of spiritual land and fifty catties of wild ginseng seeds. 】
Wild ginseng seeds?
These are good!Ginseng is a medicinal material, and it has a nourishing effect on the human body. If it grows smoothly in the spiritual field for decades in the future.
Having survived the sports and the constraints and restrictions of the early stage of the economy, these wild ginseng grew up in the Lingtian and will surely become his powerful source of funds.
He Yuzhu was so happy that he didn't enter the Lingtian space at Xu Damao's house, so as not to be tricked by Xu Damao when he seized the opportunity.
He warned Xu Damao, "If you don't feel ashamed, tell the people in the factory or the compound about kneeling down to call me grandpa and drilling my crotch!"
Xu Damao bit his lip and cried, "Do I have the face to say such a shameful thing?"
"I thought you had a thicker skin than anyone else!"
After He Yuzhu hung the towel back on the washstand, he left with a stick and an aluminum lunch box in a net bag.
When Xu Damao saw him leave, he gestured angrily behind him, but because of the pain all over his body, he grinned his teeth in such an ugly way that he died.
"Da Mao!"
"father!"
As soon as He Yuzhu left, Father Xu woke up.
Xu Damao endured the pain, and when he helped Xu's father stand up, his eyes were full of grievance and anger.
If you don't wake up sooner or later, what's the point of waking up now?
He didn't have the face to tell his father that his name was Grandpa Shazhu, so wouldn't his father change his name to call him Daddy Shazhu?
Seniority is messed up!It's all messed up!
He Yuzhu threw the stick in the corner, and carried the aluminum lunch box in the net bag out of the compound, whistled, and rushed to the canteen of the rolling mill in a good mood.
When he arrived at the cafeteria, after He Yuzhu ordered the cooks to do what they were supposed to do, he found an opportunity to enter the Lingtian space when he arrived at the storage room.
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