Siheyuan: crossing the compound, not waiting

When Chen Jianjun came home from get off work, he was very happy when he saw Lou Xiaoe teaching his son to read as soon as he entered the room.

"Xiao'e, you are still careful, I usually can't remember teaching children."

Lou Xiao'e knew that Chen Jianjun was very busy at work, so how could he have time to teach Chen Dali how to read.

"Jianjun, you are so busy every day, you must not care about teaching Dali."

"Don't worry, I will teach my children the basics at home."

Chen Jianjun looked at Lou Xiao'e and was so moved that he didn't know why.

"To trouble you, just entering the house...,".

"Jianjun, why are you talking so much?"

Before Chen Jianjun could finish speaking, Lou Xiaoe interrupted him.

Chen Jianjun quickly stopped what he had just said with a smile.

"All right, all right, our family doesn't speak two different languages.".

Lou Xiao'e has already taught Chen Dali a few letters, just let him practice speaking, and now he has assigned homework.

Chen Dali was seriously drawing letters with a pencil.

Chen Jianjun looked relieved at the crooked letters written on the notebook.

"Dali, you have to study hard, Aunt Xiao'e has great expectations of you."

Chen Dali didn't care about answering Chen Jianjun, and drew seriously on the paper.

While Chen Dali was practicing writing letters, Lou Xiaoe pulled Chen Jianjun aside and whispered.

"Jianjun, the deaf old lady has started acting like a demon again."

"This old thing said a lot of unpleasant things, trying to separate us. In anger, I scolded her severely.

When Chen Jianjun heard this, his heart burst into anger.

"This dead old woman is simply too hateful."

"If you mess with me, Chen Jianjun can bear it alone. If you dare to think badly about you and me, you will never let her go."

From Chen Jianjun's words, Lou Xiao'e already understood that he was going to deal with the deaf old lady.

"Jianjun, don't beat her up if you are so stubborn, just think of a way."

"Anyway, she can't make much trouble, and it's useless to play tricks on her lips."

Chen Jianjun didn't intend to hit the deaf old lady, after all, he was so old!

"Xiao'e, don't worry, I have my own way to deal with her."

After speaking, Chen Jianjun picked up a small shovel and iron sheet and went out.

………,
9:[-] p.m.,

Chen Jianjun touched the door of the deaf old lady's house and put his ear on the door to listen to the movement inside.

After making sure that the deaf old lady was asleep, Chen Jianjun picked up the iron sheet in his hand and gently pushed the door bolt open.

Just as he opened the door and was about to go in, a strong smell of urine hit his nostrils, instantly making Chen Jianjun feel sick.

"The old guy is simply too dirty. The room smells worse than the toilet. This is not a place for people to live.".

Chen Jianjun couldn't bear it anymore, so he took off his coat and wrapped his mouth and nose tightly.

Although it can't completely cover the pungent urine smell, it's not so strong after all!

Chen Jianjun picked up the bag on the ground and slowly walked into the room.

Cautiously came to the bedside of the deaf old lady, ready to throw the fetish in the bag on her bed.

At this time, the strong smell of urine became more and more serious, and Chen Jianjun had no choice but to cover his mouth to breathe.

Just as Chen Jianjun breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly felt something under his feet.He knelt down to touch it, and immediately withdrew his hand like an electric shock.

It was really unlucky to touch the deaf old lady's urinal.Chen Jianjun's mentality was about to explode, and he couldn't help cursing secretly.

"You old man, put the urinal here, so that I can urinate with one hand.".

"Okay, let me pee in one hand, and I will let you roll the urinal to take a bath.".

Originally, Chen Jianjun wanted to treat the deaf old lady casually, but he didn't expect to be attacked by her thousand-year-old urine.

Chen Jianjun was so angry that he had no choice but to take half a basin of urine and leave the room.

When I came to the latrine, I picked up the dung spoon on the side, scooped up two full spoons of dung and put it into the urinal.

Enduring the stench, Chen Jianjun took the urinal back to the deaf old lady's room and put it under the edge of the bed.

Then, he dumped a dozen thick earthworms in the bag on the deaf old lady's bed, and left the room without anyone noticing.

Poor deaf old lady with dim eyesight and hard ears.Although he was lying on the bed and just fell asleep faintly, he didn't know that someone had entered the room.

Earthworms wriggled around on the bed.After a while, he got into the bed of the deaf old lady.

The deaf old lady just felt itchy all over her body in a daze, as if something was crawling, and she scratched it softly with her hand.

I just touched an earthworm, and there was something wriggling in my belly.The deaf old lady grabbed it again, and it was another soft thing.

The deaf old lady was awakened instantly, no longer confused, she quickly dropped the earthworm in her hand and screamed!
"Mom, what the hell!"

Chen Jianjun was secretly happy when he heard the deaf old lady's shout outside the door.

"I'm so old, I've already been scared by earthworms, just wait for her to get up and step on the urinal.".

A dozen earthworms crawled into the bed at once, and the deaf old lady couldn't sleep anymore.

Trembling, the thousand-year-old body got up, ready to get out of bed and turn on the light to see what it was.

Who would have thought that as soon as one foot was stepped on, the unlucky moment came.

"Clang clang.".

"Oh my mom.".

The deaf old lady stepped on the urinal with too much force and fell on all fours.

The foul-smelling excrement in the basin was directly splashed on the deaf old lady, which only made her miserable.

No matter how strong the deaf old lady's resistance is, it is difficult to accept the smell of feces on her body.

"Ouch, it stinks.".

"What the hell is going on tonight, you can be so unlucky in bed."

The deaf old lady struggled to get up from the ground, crying out in agony!
With wandering steps, I was about to turn on the light.Accidentally, I stepped on the urinal again and fell to the ground!

Although he didn't fall all over with dung, it was not a light fall.Her butt hit the edge of the urinal directly, and her tears were about to flow out of the pain!
"Ouch, my goodness. Oh..., my God, why are you punishing me...,".

The deaf old lady endured the severe pain for a while before trying to get up.But the tailbone was hit so hard that the lower body could no longer move.

"What can I do, I look so useless. I can't get up, and I'm afraid of being ridiculed."

"Hey, I can just lie on the ground and wait until Yi Zhonghai arrives tomorrow."

The deaf old lady really didn't have the strength to toss about, so she had to lie on the ground.Soaked in feces, he endured the stench and rested on the spot.

Chen Jianjun finally got his wish to fix the deaf old lady. Hearing her moaning in pain in the room, he couldn't help smiling.

"Old man, you can enjoy the dung water slowly, I won't accompany you anymore.".

After speaking, Chen Jianjun quietly left the deaf old lady's house.

Back home,
Chen Dali is already asleep!
Seeing that Chen Jianjun had returned, Lou Xiaoe asked hurriedly.

"Jianjun, how is the situation?"

Chen Jianjun smiled and leaned over to Lou Xiaoe's ear, and whispered.

"The deaf old lady was miserable. Not only was she covered in excrement, but she fell to the ground and couldn't get up."

After hearing this, Lou Xiaoe felt very unhappy!
"This old thing, see how she dares to act like a demon in the future."