Siheyuan: I refuse to be sucked by Qin Huairu

Chapter 53 After Jia Zhang ate dog shit, Xu Damao also wanted to eat it

"In that case, Zhuzi, where did you get this pork?"

Being asked by Yi Zhonghai, Sha Zhu was a little confused.

Usually, the uncle defends himself, saying that these things are irrelevant and the meeting is dismissed. He didn't expect to ask himself where the pork came from.

In fact, Yi Zhonghai not only gained a good reputation by sharing the meat with everyone, but also acted as Qin Huairu's licking dog.

Let her vent her anger by sharing the pork, and she can also share some pork to eat.

At that time, it may be a bit bigger to take advantage of himself. Thinking of Qin Huairu's pair of fruits, Yi Zhonghai couldn't control himself.

If that pair of fruits can be eaten, just give him a bite. You must know that Yi Zhonghai hasn't eaten such fresh fruits for a long time.

"Where did you buy it?"

Yan Bugui regained his spirits.

Sha Zhu was caught off guard when he asked this question, but as a chef, Sha Zhu knew a lot about where the meat was sold.

"What happened to me in Wangfujing?"

"How many meat tickets?"

"Three catties?"

"When did you get the meat ticket?"

Being asked by the third master, Sha Zhu was a little confused.

"Last month, I won the draw when I went to Wangfujing to play."

At that time, due to the tight supply of food stamps, the only way to get food stamps was to rely on luck.

Generally, in this era of food shortages, the probability of winning a meat ticket is actually very low.

It's almost the same as the license plate of the later generations!
"That's not right! Last month, the only one who won the lottery ticket in Wangfujing is our school's teacher Li, so you're so stupid!"

Yan Bugui showed those small sparkling eyes.

That means it's like saying, Xiao Mian, just because you still want to fight with your third master, you are still a little tender.

Silly Zhu was speechless!

"Now that the facts are out, I suggest going to Sha Zhu's house to search immediately!"

After hearing the search, Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang's family immediately turned pale.

Nima, the stick is still at Shazhu's house for stealing Xu Damao's beef and mutton.

What if this is found out!
"Three uncles, let's forget about this matter! It's not a big deal, there's no need to do this! If it gets out, our courtyard will have nothing every day. Could it be that everyone in our courtyard is a thief?"

Hearing Qin Huairu's words, Xu Damao quit immediately.

"By the way, search for my beef and mutton. Our courtyard not only needs to guard against big thieves, but also guard against small thieves! This thief is really awesome!"

It is impossible for Jia Zhang to fail to hear Xu Damao's insinuations.

"You Xu Damao, who killed a thousand swords, are pointing at Sang and scolding Huai again? How did we offend you? In the past two days, you said that our Huairu and who are not clear about this matter, and I haven't settled with you yet? You bastard .”

While speaking, Jia Zhang had an extra broom in his hand and rushed towards Xu Damao.

puff!Xu Damao hides.

Jia Zhang fell directly, and then pointed his mouth directly at the pile of poop that the dog just pulled out.

That smell, that gesture.

Don't mention how beautiful it is.

The entire courtyard was petrified first, and then there was a burst of laughter in an instant.

"What? It stinks so much?"

Jia Zhang looked at the yellow thing in his hand, and immediately felt nauseous.

"Is this shit?"

"Did he eat shit?"

"What the hell does this shit taste like?"

"Is it salty or bland?"

"Tsk tsk! It's said that dogs eat human shit, but this is the first time I've seen this person eat dog shit!"

The neighbors in the courtyard began to tease, Jia Zhang and Qinhuai Ru's mothers were used to running rampant in the courtyard, and accumulated a lot of worries in the courtyard.

Therefore, seeing Jia Zhang eating shit, everyone laughed and gloated.

Seeing this scene, Qin Jingru couldn't help laughing along with him.

"Xiaofeng! Your courtyard is really interesting!"

"Hey! I'm dead, Xu Damao, you who killed a thousand dollars, let me eat shit, no, you have to pay me!"

It's over, this is directly corrupted.

When Chen Xiaofeng saw this scene, an intriguing smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

People like Xu Damao and Jia Zhang are dog eat dog, he is too lazy to care about it, he just cares about watching the theater.

"Compensation? How can I compensate for eating shit?"

Some people, out of curiosity and out of the psychology of watching the excitement, really don't understand, really don't understand, how should they pay for eating shit?
"How to pay? I have a headache! It's disgusting! My stomach feels good, oops! I'm dying, Huairu, hurry up and call the police, you say this is bullying orphans and widows."

Jia Zhang shouted, and immediately diverted Sha Zhu's attention from stealing pork perfectly.

"Old sister-in-law, are you okay!"

Uncle, came over and looked at Jia Zhang's face that smelled like shit.

He felt a little nauseous, if Qin Huairu was like this, Yi Zhonghai would immediately turn into a licking dog and go over to ask for his care.

Yi Zhonghai didn't bother to touch this old man, Jia Zhang, who was not even as good as a big mother.

"Silly Zhu, hurry up and help the old sister-in-law."

Hearing this, Silly Zhu felt dark in his heart, 'Why don't you help me!People look old and faded, no one can look down on them! . '

"Don't help me, silly Zhu, Xu Damao, you have to compensate me for doing this to me."

She hit someone again, Xu Damao hid for a while, and then she came to a dog to eat shit, and asked Xu Damao to pay compensation, Xu Damao complained more than Dou E!

"Three uncles, you all saw it. I didn't hit her. She fell down by herself. My spirit was also frightened. I want to ask you for mental damage fees!"

Xu Damao felt extremely wronged.

Nima, Qin Huairu's family are really vampires, they want to blackmail people every now and then!
If this was a proper pariah before!

If anyone refuses to feed them, she will be hanged at their house, disgusting!

The more Xu Damao thought about it, the more aggrieved she became, but now that the old man is protecting her, if he does anything to her, he will put on the big hat of bullying orphans and widowed mothers, and if he gets involved in the factory, his job as a projectionist will be suspended.

He glanced at Chen Xiaofeng. Right now, the entire courtyard is the largest official of Chen Xiaofeng, so he wanted Chen Xiaofeng to be the master for himself.

"Team Leader Chen, you have seen this too. I didn't bother her too much. She fell. You can't blame me at all!"

Xu Damao looked at Chen Xiaofeng with an aggrieved expression.

"Well, I saw it, and all the neighbors also saw it. The situation is that Xu Damao insulted Qin Huairu first, and then Grandma Sticky waited for an opportunity to retaliate, and then ate shit, right?"

"Yes, yes, that is indeed the case! Xiaofeng is right."

Yan Bugui flattered him first, and he was counting on Chen Xiaofeng to find a job for his son Yan Jiekuang. Chen Xiaofeng's farts, Yan Pugui, would also smell good!
"Both sides are at fault, and now the situation has resulted in a situation where Grandma Stick has eaten shit, so I suggest that Xu Damao also eat some shit, so that the two sides are evened, what do you think?"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience was dumbfounded, but there was no objection immediately afterwards.

"Yes, I support it! This decision, such a person eats shit once, no one owes anyone."

Most of the neighbors in the courtyard are those who watch the excitement and don't dislike big things.

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