Siheyuan: Form a group and not marry?Anti-marry the cook Huang Rong

"Fried crotch!?" Bang Geng froze for a moment.

The playmate next to Yan Jiekuang also said in support: "Yes! The real man is the fried crotch! What are you talking about!"

"Hmph! Who said I wouldn't dare!" Bang Geng raised his head and looked at the two people in front of him.

Yan Jiekuang, who originally wanted to scare the stick, was also caught.

This kid is really trying to die!
After learning the lesson from the morning, Yan Jiekuang also became smarter.

"Great! This is what you want to blow up, but we don't care about it!"

"Hmph! I'm a real man. If you don't dare, I will!" Stick said confidently.

At this time, Yan Jiekuang was also overjoyed. He turned his head and looked at his playmates beside him and said, "Go and call people, the more people there are, the better, so that we won't have to wait for this kid's grandma to rely on us."

Sticky's grandma, Jia Zhang, is not only famous in the Red Star Courtyard, but also known in the surrounding courtyards.

The two hurriedly yelled in the streets and alleys: "Someone is going to use firecrackers to blow up the crotch, come and see!"

With this cry, the children who were playing around were all attracted to them.

Fried crotch! ?I've never seen this before!

Even a lot of girls are attracted here.

Xiao Dang is more well-behaved, and Qin Huairu can rest assured that when she comes out to play, Jia Zhang doesn't care about her.

Playing with friends.

Hearing that someone fried his crotch, he also wanted to go and see it.

At this time, a group of people surrounded the sticks in the middle.

Xiao Dang squeezed into the crowd and saw his brother BangGong holding a firecracker in his hand.

"Brother, could it be that you want to blow up your crotch!" Xiao Dang asked childishly.

Hearing a familiar voice, Bang Geng turned around and saw his younger sister Xiao Dang also coming, and said with a smile: "Xiao Dang, it's me! Tell you, no one dares to play like this, only I dare! I am a real man! Hehe !"

"Brother, these firecrackers are very dangerous! It's better not to play with them." Xiao Dang persuaded.

However, the stick glared at her directly: "A man does things, what do you girl say!"

Then he turned back and ignored his sister Xiaodang.

Then he took the firecrackers out of the box and put the box back in his pocket.

Then light the firecrackers with matches!

Only sparks were seen.

The people around were all staring at the firecrackers in the stick's hands.

next second!
He was thrown into his trouser pocket by the stick.

boom!
There was a loud bang!

"what!"

Stick can only feel a heart-piercing pain coming from his lower body, he held his crotch with both hands, with a grim expression on his face.

A puff of smoke came out of his crotch.

There were red marks on the covered crotch and some old gray clothes.

It was obviously a trace of bleeding.

Stick endured the pain and said: "Look, am I a real man now!?"

"Brilliant, awesome!" Yan Jiekuang was stunned for a moment, and laughed when he saw this.

However, yellow liquid flowed from the crotch immediately.

A foul smell came out.

Suddenly, the smile disappeared from Stickyong's face, and he fell to the ground, howling.

Seeing this, Xiao Dang hurried back to the yard and home.

Seeing Qin Huairu yelling: "Mom, Bang Jian used firecrackers to blow up his crotch!"

Hearing this, firecrackers exploded his crotch!Suddenly people froze there.

Jia Zhangshi also sat on the stool and covered the soles of his shoes, planning to wear them himself during the Chinese New Year, but was also frightened by Xiaodang's words.

"Why don't you stop it, you money-losing bastard. If this fried crotch is blown up, how will it be passed on to the next generation!"

Then she put the soles of the shoes on the table and looked at Qin Huairu sideways.

"You mother, what are you doing in a daze, why don't you go and see how my precious grandson is doing!"

back room.

"Qin Huairu, didn't you listen to what my mother said? Something happened to the stick, do you want our Jia family to be extinct?" Jia Dongxu gritted his teeth.

The firecrackers of this era are different from those of the later ones. The firecrackers are so powerful.

"Okay! Mom! I'm going right away!" Qin Huairu hurriedly got up and walked out of the compound.

Holding Xiao Dang with his right hand, Jia Zhang followed behind.

After walking for a short distance, I saw the stick fell to the ground and kept rolling.

He covered his crotch with his hands, and blood was obviously flowing out.

"Great! What did you do!" Qin Huairu knelt down and hugged him distressedly.

"It hurts! It hurts so much!" Stick wailed continuously.

Hearing the heart-piercing words, Qin Huairu panicked and didn't know what to do.

Jia Zhang came up and pushed Qin Huairu away.

"You bastard, don't touch my grandson, since you married into our family, nothing good has happened." Jia Zhang said.

Hold the stick in your arms.

"Bah! Don't be afraid of sticks! Grandma is here!"

"This damned Liu Ye, his damned firecracker! I want to settle accounts with him!"

With that said, Mrs. Jia Zhang picked up the stick and was about to rush into the courtyard.

And when he stood up, the stick was not too small.

click!
There was a sound from Jia Zhang's waist.

There was a sudden pain.

"My old waist! Qin Huairu, why are you standing there stupidly, why don't you take the stick to Liu Ye, I want to settle accounts with him!"

"Liu Ye, his firecracker was picked up by the stick, what does it have to do with the child's crotch blowing! Mom!" Qin Huairu hugged the stick from Jia Zhang's arms, and said doubtfully.

"It's okay!? I gave him all the money. The firecrackers blew up my crotch. He doesn't want to lose money!" Jia Zhang said angrily.

Qin Huairu's eyes were dim, now that Banggen is going to be sent to the hospital, but she is now penniless.

When I went to the hospital, they didn't give me any medical treatment.

If you listen to your mother-in-law, you may be able to get Liu Ye to contribute some money.

So, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law walked to the Red Star Courtyard with sticks in their arms.

All the way to the backyard.

Standing at the door of Liu Ye's house, the door is closed.

Qin Huairu was holding a stick in his hand, while Jia Zhang next to him didn't even look at it, and just kicked the door open.

"Damn Liu Ye, come out, don't you know what you've done to me?" Jia Zhang shouted.

And Liu Ye was at home, had already had lunch, and was watching TV when he was startled by the sound of Mrs. Jia Zhang kicking the door.

His eyes looked over.

"Old man, how dare you kick my house!? Are you looking for a beating!" Liu Ye said.

His eyes fell on the 'dog-beating stick' on the corner of the door!
Walked in slowly, just like Huang Rong, with the tip of her toes, she was held in Liu Ye's hand.

"I don't know that anyone can enter our house, but dogs can't? Why don't you get out of here!" Liu Ye said.

"Who are you calling a dog! Your firecrackers blew up my crotch, why don't you give me an explanation?" Jia Zhang stared at Liu Ye.

"Did the crotch blow up?" Liu Ye glanced at the stick in Qin Huairu's arms.

He was clutching his crotch, which had obvious blood stains on it.

And it has a foul smell.

Seeing this, Liu Ye applauded directly.

"This is a good fried! It's your precious grandson who has the kindness! After blowing up the public toilet and blowing the crotch! I don't know if he is still a man now! Haha!"