Siheyuan: Form a group and not marry?Anti-marry the cook Huang Rong
Chapter 69: The stick blows up the public toilet!Xu Damao's lower body is cold
"Xiu'er, don't leave." Yi Zhonghai said.
"Hmph! You are heartless, I have made the bed, and I will sleep in the outhouse!" said the aunt.
Afterwards, he gave Yi Zhonghai a straight face, and then went on his own way, the anger in his heart would subside in a while.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the check-in task: take care of the carbon ash of the boiler."
"System reward: four firecrackers! Two boxes of small firecrackers! Cloth tickets*2 pieces! Great unity*3!"
"It even sent firecrackers."
Liu Ye was slightly taken aback when he heard the notification sound from the system, and immediately realized that it didn't seem long before the Chinese New Year.
The firecrackers sent just happened to be New Year's Eve firecrackers.
But it seems that he also gave a few boxes of small firecrackers, which are the firecrackers he used to play with when he was young.
Although it can be regarded as a small nostalgia, but Liu Ye is already past his age, it is useless to keep this, and the child in Huang Rong's belly has not yet been born, and it is still far from time to play firecrackers.
This little firecracker is useless.
And this thing, if it is played by children, it may be used for bad things.
For example, Liu Ye used to take him to fry cow dung and water tanks.
Afterwards, she was beaten up by her mother, and she refused to do good things, and only engaged in sabotage!
Liu Ye didn't dare to give it to the children of his fellow workers to play with, for fear that he would blame him for being naughty with the children.
Simply throw it by the side of the boiler.
Then go back inside.
Jia family.
When the stick came out of the house, his feet were already able to get off the ground, but his feet were a little sprained, making it inconvenient to walk.
A few days ago, Mrs. Jia Zhang secretly ate a lot of delicious food for the stick every day.
But recently, the Jiazhang family has been silent, and Qin Huairu is still porridge and coarse grains.
The little oil and water left in the stomach was also exhausted.
At the door, I looked at Sha Zhu's house.
"Silly Uncle Zhu! Silly Uncle Zhu! When will you come back and let me get something delicious." Looking at the door that had been closed for several months, Bang Gan sighed.
past today.
Stick is about to go to school, and also chooses to wander around.
In a blink of an eye, his feet didn't listen to him and he came to the backyard.
Glancing at Liu Ye's home, he dared not go in.
I went in to steal once, and my foot was broken alive.
Stick stick doesn't have the guts to bet that there is no one in his family.
Although Liu Ye's daughter-in-law is pregnant, there is already a shadow in her heart.
What's more, the rolling mill is on holiday today.
Liu Ye may still be at home.
The small eyes looked in the direction of the boiler.
Thinking of my grandma often saying that my mother would not give them a whole boiler, the boiler is warm and can have hot water all the time.
This twelfth lunar month is the coldest time of the year.
Stick also thought it would be okay to go to the boiler to soak up the heat.
After walking a few steps, the heat from the boiler rushed towards his cheek.
His face turned pale from the cold wind, and for a while, it was directly warmed by the hot air, making him a little red.
Stick is also envious and wants to install a boiler at home.
But what BangGou didn't know was that even if his family could install the boiler, the briquettes that came down this day cost a lot of money.
His mother, Qin Huairu, is not capable of this!
After stomping his feet, Stick looked down and saw two boxes of things on the ground.
If you look closely, you will recognize that it is a firecracker!
I watched others play during Chinese New Year before, and he only played once.
Immediately squatted down excitedly.
He picked up the two boxes of firecrackers and put them in his pocket.
I couldn't find anything to eat, but there was something to play with, and the worry-free look on BangGiao's face disappeared.
Instead of warming up by the boiler, he ran to the house in the middle courtyard instead.
As soon as he entered the house, he rushed to the kitchen and put the matches next to the stove into his pocket.
Run out into the alley.
Just happened to meet the third son of the third master, Yan Jiekuang, who was four or five years older than Bang Giao.
Stick took out a firecracker from his pocket and lit it, throwing it at the entrance of the dead end.
boom!
There was a loud bang!
"Great! Firecrackers from where you are!" Yan Jiekuang asked.
"I picked it up." Stick said proudly.
"Pick it up? Let me play with some of them." Yan Jiekuang said.
Firecrackers are something that boys are very interested in, just because of the loud noise.
"Don't give it!" BangJiao slammed his pocket tightly.
He stared at Yan Jiekuang vigilantly, afraid that he would come up to snatch his firecrackers.
Seeing this, Yan Jiekuang was also a little angry, but he didn't go up to grab it. He accidentally pushed the stick before.
As a result, the bastard went back and told his grandma, Jia Zhang, that he had beaten him, and demanded that his father, Yan Pugui, pay him back.
Yan Bugui beat him so badly!
I still remember this hatred.
Rolling his eyes, he suddenly smiled and said: "If you don't give it, you won't give it, who will grab it from you! What's so fun about blowing up the alley entrance with firecrackers? If you want to play, go to blow up the public toilet! You don't have the guts to see it."
In other words, Yan Jiekuang actually wanted to cheat the sticks. If the bombing of the public toilet was not done well, it would be fun if the things underneath splashed on people, and the sticks might be cleaned up by then!
"Who dares to say that!" Stick said angrily.
Seeing that Yan Jiekuang looked down on him, he also strode angrily towards the public toilet not far from the backyard.
And Yan Jiekuang's playmate asked: "Jie Kuang! Isn't this kid stupid! Go blow up the public toilet, Xiaohua bombed the public toilet that time, his mother almost broke his ass, and bought eggs for others to wash. clothing!"
"It's just stupid! If you don't want to play with us, let him go." Yan Jiekuang said with a smile.
Sticking a firecracker in his hand, he came to the public toilet angrily.
A foul smell came from inside.
Stick said in his mouth: "Hmph! Look down on me! I'll blow it up for them to see."
Then he limped and walked into the men's room.
This meeting, not many people.
In the men's toilet, Xu Damao is still squatting.
I had a bad stomach from eating yesterday, and this meeting is over for release.
With toilet paper in his hand, he didn't pay attention when someone came in. After all, it's a public toilet, not his house, so it's normal for people to come!
And the stick walked to a pit next to it.
Look inside and there is no sound.
Just took out a few firecrackers from his pocket.
Normally, he releases them one by one.
This time to let Yan Jiekuang know how powerful he is.
Three or four were lit at once.
When it was lit, it was thrown under the latrine.
Immediately afterwards, he covered his ears.
To escape from the toilet.
next moment!
boom!boom!boom!boom!
Four firecrackers sounded at the same time.
There was a burst of ripples under the latrine.
When Xu Damao, who was still squatting on the pit, was about to put on his pants.
Only a loud bang was heard.
Immediately the lower body cools down.
Fortunately, he stood still and did not fall into the cesspit.
But when he looked down at his lower body, he immediately shouted: "That grandson did a good job! He set off firecrackers in the toilet!"
Poke your head out of the barrier between the pits.
I saw the stick leaving at the door of the public toilet.
"Great! You bastard!"
"Hmph! You are heartless, I have made the bed, and I will sleep in the outhouse!" said the aunt.
Afterwards, he gave Yi Zhonghai a straight face, and then went on his own way, the anger in his heart would subside in a while.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the check-in task: take care of the carbon ash of the boiler."
"System reward: four firecrackers! Two boxes of small firecrackers! Cloth tickets*2 pieces! Great unity*3!"
"It even sent firecrackers."
Liu Ye was slightly taken aback when he heard the notification sound from the system, and immediately realized that it didn't seem long before the Chinese New Year.
The firecrackers sent just happened to be New Year's Eve firecrackers.
But it seems that he also gave a few boxes of small firecrackers, which are the firecrackers he used to play with when he was young.
Although it can be regarded as a small nostalgia, but Liu Ye is already past his age, it is useless to keep this, and the child in Huang Rong's belly has not yet been born, and it is still far from time to play firecrackers.
This little firecracker is useless.
And this thing, if it is played by children, it may be used for bad things.
For example, Liu Ye used to take him to fry cow dung and water tanks.
Afterwards, she was beaten up by her mother, and she refused to do good things, and only engaged in sabotage!
Liu Ye didn't dare to give it to the children of his fellow workers to play with, for fear that he would blame him for being naughty with the children.
Simply throw it by the side of the boiler.
Then go back inside.
Jia family.
When the stick came out of the house, his feet were already able to get off the ground, but his feet were a little sprained, making it inconvenient to walk.
A few days ago, Mrs. Jia Zhang secretly ate a lot of delicious food for the stick every day.
But recently, the Jiazhang family has been silent, and Qin Huairu is still porridge and coarse grains.
The little oil and water left in the stomach was also exhausted.
At the door, I looked at Sha Zhu's house.
"Silly Uncle Zhu! Silly Uncle Zhu! When will you come back and let me get something delicious." Looking at the door that had been closed for several months, Bang Gan sighed.
past today.
Stick is about to go to school, and also chooses to wander around.
In a blink of an eye, his feet didn't listen to him and he came to the backyard.
Glancing at Liu Ye's home, he dared not go in.
I went in to steal once, and my foot was broken alive.
Stick stick doesn't have the guts to bet that there is no one in his family.
Although Liu Ye's daughter-in-law is pregnant, there is already a shadow in her heart.
What's more, the rolling mill is on holiday today.
Liu Ye may still be at home.
The small eyes looked in the direction of the boiler.
Thinking of my grandma often saying that my mother would not give them a whole boiler, the boiler is warm and can have hot water all the time.
This twelfth lunar month is the coldest time of the year.
Stick also thought it would be okay to go to the boiler to soak up the heat.
After walking a few steps, the heat from the boiler rushed towards his cheek.
His face turned pale from the cold wind, and for a while, it was directly warmed by the hot air, making him a little red.
Stick is also envious and wants to install a boiler at home.
But what BangGou didn't know was that even if his family could install the boiler, the briquettes that came down this day cost a lot of money.
His mother, Qin Huairu, is not capable of this!
After stomping his feet, Stick looked down and saw two boxes of things on the ground.
If you look closely, you will recognize that it is a firecracker!
I watched others play during Chinese New Year before, and he only played once.
Immediately squatted down excitedly.
He picked up the two boxes of firecrackers and put them in his pocket.
I couldn't find anything to eat, but there was something to play with, and the worry-free look on BangGiao's face disappeared.
Instead of warming up by the boiler, he ran to the house in the middle courtyard instead.
As soon as he entered the house, he rushed to the kitchen and put the matches next to the stove into his pocket.
Run out into the alley.
Just happened to meet the third son of the third master, Yan Jiekuang, who was four or five years older than Bang Giao.
Stick took out a firecracker from his pocket and lit it, throwing it at the entrance of the dead end.
boom!
There was a loud bang!
"Great! Firecrackers from where you are!" Yan Jiekuang asked.
"I picked it up." Stick said proudly.
"Pick it up? Let me play with some of them." Yan Jiekuang said.
Firecrackers are something that boys are very interested in, just because of the loud noise.
"Don't give it!" BangJiao slammed his pocket tightly.
He stared at Yan Jiekuang vigilantly, afraid that he would come up to snatch his firecrackers.
Seeing this, Yan Jiekuang was also a little angry, but he didn't go up to grab it. He accidentally pushed the stick before.
As a result, the bastard went back and told his grandma, Jia Zhang, that he had beaten him, and demanded that his father, Yan Pugui, pay him back.
Yan Bugui beat him so badly!
I still remember this hatred.
Rolling his eyes, he suddenly smiled and said: "If you don't give it, you won't give it, who will grab it from you! What's so fun about blowing up the alley entrance with firecrackers? If you want to play, go to blow up the public toilet! You don't have the guts to see it."
In other words, Yan Jiekuang actually wanted to cheat the sticks. If the bombing of the public toilet was not done well, it would be fun if the things underneath splashed on people, and the sticks might be cleaned up by then!
"Who dares to say that!" Stick said angrily.
Seeing that Yan Jiekuang looked down on him, he also strode angrily towards the public toilet not far from the backyard.
And Yan Jiekuang's playmate asked: "Jie Kuang! Isn't this kid stupid! Go blow up the public toilet, Xiaohua bombed the public toilet that time, his mother almost broke his ass, and bought eggs for others to wash. clothing!"
"It's just stupid! If you don't want to play with us, let him go." Yan Jiekuang said with a smile.
Sticking a firecracker in his hand, he came to the public toilet angrily.
A foul smell came from inside.
Stick said in his mouth: "Hmph! Look down on me! I'll blow it up for them to see."
Then he limped and walked into the men's room.
This meeting, not many people.
In the men's toilet, Xu Damao is still squatting.
I had a bad stomach from eating yesterday, and this meeting is over for release.
With toilet paper in his hand, he didn't pay attention when someone came in. After all, it's a public toilet, not his house, so it's normal for people to come!
And the stick walked to a pit next to it.
Look inside and there is no sound.
Just took out a few firecrackers from his pocket.
Normally, he releases them one by one.
This time to let Yan Jiekuang know how powerful he is.
Three or four were lit at once.
When it was lit, it was thrown under the latrine.
Immediately afterwards, he covered his ears.
To escape from the toilet.
next moment!
boom!boom!boom!boom!
Four firecrackers sounded at the same time.
There was a burst of ripples under the latrine.
When Xu Damao, who was still squatting on the pit, was about to put on his pants.
Only a loud bang was heard.
Immediately the lower body cools down.
Fortunately, he stood still and did not fall into the cesspit.
But when he looked down at his lower body, he immediately shouted: "That grandson did a good job! He set off firecrackers in the toilet!"
Poke your head out of the barrier between the pits.
I saw the stick leaving at the door of the public toilet.
"Great! You bastard!"
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