Siheyuan: Form a group and not marry?Anti-marry the cook Huang Rong

The next day, the courtyard.

When Xu Damao returned home, he kept thinking about what his parents said, feeling sad.

He knew that it was impossible to change his parents' intentions now, and now his parents probably got carried away with the actual combat, because there was no news about his mother's search for folk remedies until now.

But he can't wait any longer in this situation, he doesn't believe it anymore, he and himself can't find a remedy without his mother?
Maybe it's more reliable than the folk remedies his mother found!
It's all because of the nonsense that his mother heard from nowhere, which caused him to become like this now.

Suddenly, Xu Damao only felt something flow out from below, Xu Damao spread his legs awkwardly, and saw dripping urine dripping from his pants, and a large piece was wet on the front, Xu Damao looked embarrassed.

He peed his pants!
I peed my pants without any warning at all!
Doesn't this mean that from now on, he will have to put something under him?

Isn't that just like a girl?
What should I do when I am with Moth at night?What if you suddenly urinate again?

Xu Damao couldn't help but have opinions on his mother.

After making up my mind, I will never give these two people old age.

Xu Damao looked down at the wet trousers again, hurried back to the room and took out a pair of clean trousers.

I quickly put it on, if someone finds out about it, what's the deal?

After Xu Damao changed his trousers, he picked up the pissed trousers on the ground. He didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he took the trousers to his nose and sniffed them.

A foul smell rushed over.

"vomit!"

Then there was a retching!
Xu Damao shook his head, he didn't expect his excrement to be so stinky, he was very disgusted.

He covered the wet part of his pants with his hands and washed them off quickly.

For fear of being seen.

After washing, Xu Damao hung his trousers to dry, staring at them in a daze.

Urine?Boy pee?
Xu Damao had a flash of inspiration!
Immediately patted the thigh!
yes!Isn't boy urine just a folk remedy?When he went to the countryside to show movies, he had heard about boy urine, and heard from those people that boy urine is a magical existence, as long as he drinks it for a month, it is guaranteed to cure all diseases!
Xu Damao was secretly delighted, this recipe sounds more reliable than the one his mother found, and he is smart enough, thanks to his frequent urination, urgency and incessant urination!Otherwise, I wouldn't have thought of such a brilliant idea.

It's just that the only ones who have boys peeing in the courtyard now are Bang Geng and Yan Jiekuang!If you ask Yan Jiekuang, Yan Fugui will find out if you don't make it right!At that time, it will be a big loss to be ashamed, and the gain outweighs the loss!
After much deliberation, stick stems are the most suitable!

It's just that what Xu Damao doesn't know is that the stick has lost an egg now, and also has no ability in that area, so he can't be regarded as a boy at all!

But even if there is nothing wrong with the stick, drinking his boy's urine can't cure this infertility!
Speaking of it, Xu Damao is still ignorant!

Xu Damao can be said to be a man of action in terms of treating diseases. He didn't stop for a moment, and immediately rushed to find Banggen.

But Xu Damao is not a fool, he knows very well in his heart that it is definitely not possible to go directly to Jia's house to find a stick. If Qin Huairu sees it, he will probably ask the bottom line.

Xu Damao still decided to sit on the sidelines.

He went straight to the toilet, he didn't believe that the stick wouldn't go to the toilet today, he was going to guard the stick today, it happened to be convenient for him to pee on the boy.

There was an unpleasant smell coming from the toilet. Xu Damao suppressed his nausea, pinched his nose, and squatted down next to the toilet.

About an hour later, Xu Damao's legs were sore from squatting, and he finally saw the figure of the stick.

Xu Damao stood up with his legs, but his legs couldn't exert any strength at all, so he fell directly into the mud in front of the toilet.

When Xu Damao stood up again, his face was covered in mud, even his mouth was not spared.

"Bah! Bah!"

Xu Damao spit out several mouthfuls to get the mud out of his mouth, and then wiped it with his sleeve indiscriminately.

Seeing Xu Damao like this, Banggen couldn't help laughing.

Xu Damao suppressed his anger, after all, now he is asking for sticks, so he has to coax him well.

"Great! Do you want to pee?" Xu Damao smiled flatteringly.

Hearing this, Bang Geng nodded, thinking that Xu Damao seemed to be stupid, what else could it be if he didn't pee in the toilet?

Is it just for food like him?

Seeing this, Xu Damao took out a small bottle from his pants pocket.

"Bang, I'll give you this bottle. How about you go in and pee in this bottle, and then take it out for me?" Xu Damao smiled awkwardly.

Stick was puzzled, what did Xu Damao want his urine for?
"Xu Damao, what's your purpose, what do you want me to pee for?" Sticker asked.

I saw Xu Damao frowned, he couldn't just tell Bang Geng that he wanted to cure infertility, right?
Thinking about how to round this thing up.

"I'm going to get some flowers at home, I'm not here to collect some urine, I heard it can make the flowers grow better!" Xu Damao opened his mouth and said nonsense.

Stick nodded, it turns out that his urine still has such a great effect!
"Then why do you insist on me?" Stick said.

"It's not that I don't have enough urine!" Xu Damao said.

Hearing this, Bangjian rolled his eyes cunningly.

"You can ask for my urine, but you have to give me fifty cents!" Bang Geng said.

Since Xu Damao needs this, he can't waste his urine in vain!

"Okay! But you can't tell others!" Xu Damao gritted his teeth and agreed.

Just a little bit of pee, and the stick still cares about him asking for money?Really followed Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang's!
But for the sake of healing, Xu Damao has to agree if he doesn't agree!
"Don't worry, I will definitely not tell others. If there is such a good thing next time, you can come to me again, and that's enough!" Bang Geng smiled.

He took the bottle from Xu Damao's hand, turned around and went into the toilet.

After a while, a bottle full of urine came out.

When Xu Damao saw the full bottle in BangGeng's hand, he burst into joy and reached out to take it.

Seeing this, the stick directly turned his back and put the bottle behind him.

"Where's the money?" Sticky looked at Xu Damao.

Hearing this, Xu Damao felt in his pocket, took out fifty cents, and handed it to Bang Geng.

"You can give it to me now!" Xu Damao said.

Stick took the money and handed the bottle to Xu Damao.

Thinking that I can use this money to buy some delicious food for a while, and put away the leftover money secretly, and I can buy it again.

The ones that are saved are found by his mother, and they will definitely take them all away.

Xu Damao took the bottle and held it in his arms carefully, for fear of being seen.

Trot all the way back home.