Siheyuan: Form a group and not marry?Anti-marry the cook Huang Rong

All three are in order, this is the best opportunity!
After making up his mind, Stickyong sat leisurely aside and didn't bother to care about other people.

It is useless not to give yourself a whole meal.

the next day.

Early in the morning, Bang Geng was wearing a shoulder bag, and opened the door when it was still daylight.

Oiled his heels, and tiptoed to Xu Damao's house in the backyard.

It has been observed in advance.

There are two chickens in this iron cage, a rooster and a hen.

Among them, he has eaten the old hen many times, and the meat is so hard that his teeth can't bite.

And this rooster has not been eaten much, the meat is tender.

Facing the two chickens, it is a bit difficult to choose.

It will definitely be more convenient to bring one, but it is definitely not easy to bring two chickens.

But it's not impossible to take it, it's just a little troublesome.

But the eldest brother Zhou also said that if you don't have a big heart, how can you steal the world.

He hasn't eaten chicken for a long time, how can he favor one over another now.

God loves him so much and gave him such a good opportunity.

Stick directly opened the iron cage and caught the old hen out.

The old hen's wings were thumping and thumping continuously, and it hurt so much that it hit the stick's hand.

Seeing this, the stick sticks in his crotch.

"Xiao Mian, if you still dare to fight with me, let's see how you run!" Bang Geng's face was full of greed.

After succeeding, he scanned the surroundings furiously with his eyes, and found that the movement just now did not attract the attention of others.

So he opened the iron cage again, and grabbed the other cock with both hands.

The rooster's comb is bright red, and the hair on its body emits a purple light.

Apparently several years of cock.

The cage is not big, and the wings of the chicken can be easily grasped with both hands.

With the experience of the hen above.

Knowing that the hen's wings hurt when you hit them, you can avoid being slapped by grabbing them there.

However, he grabbed the chicken out of the cage, hugged the chicken to his chest, and spat on its head.

"Hmph! See if I don't roast you."

Just when I was about to leave the yard.

The rooster's wings were held down, but the hard mouth was not covered, and the hand facing the stick just pecked.

Hey!
A tiny sound came out.

Although the voice was low, the sharp mouth directly pecked a small wound on the stick's hand.

"Oh hello!"

Stick screamed, and subconsciously let go of the cock with both hands.

And the chicken kept flapping its wings as it broke free from the bondage.

Grabbing Sticky's arm with both feet, he pecked at Sticky's eyes.

Hey!
These actions were all between the calcium carbide and the fire, and the stick had no time to react at all.

I just felt that my eyes suddenly hurt and my eyes went dark.

Cover your eyes with your hands.

And the cock was also thrown out by him.

The rooster that landed on the ground raised its head proudly.

"Cuckoo cuckoo!"

With this cry, the old hen in the crotch of the stick suddenly started to move violently.

next moment!
Stick only felt that the bottom of his crotch hurt like hell, just like when he used firecrackers to explode his crotch.

"Ah! Ah! Ah!"

Continuous pain came from his mouth.

Stick covered his eyes with one hand, and slapped his crotch with the other.

My legs hurt and kept bouncing.

The cold sweat on the temples was breaking out, and the tears were falling down.

It felt worse than dying.

The cry immediately alarmed the people in the backyard.

In Liu Haizhong's house, the first mother came out of the house.

I saw the boss with a bulging crotch, and kept beating his hands.

Suddenly his eyes widened.

"Oh, what is this stick doing? What's going on! It's so frightening."

Said, quickly ran over to help.

As soon as I got close, I heard the crowing of a chicken coming from the crotch of the stick.

"Oh my god, you little bastard, how can this chicken be stuffed in your crotch."

He quickly helped to grab the chicken out of his crotch.

As soon as it came out, the old hen ran away thumping and came to the side of the rooster.

"How are you doing, stick! Why are you covering your eyes? You're still bleeding." The first mother hurriedly asked.

He yelled into the yard again: "It's not good, something happened to Banggen, Zhang Xiaohong! Qin Huairu! Where are you guys?"

After a while, from the direction of the middle courtyard.

Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang rushed over in a hurry.

As soon as I saw the stick fell to the ground.

Jia Zhang was so nervous that she shouted: "Baby grandson, what's wrong with you, what did you do, big mom!"

"Hey, I'm talking about Zhang Xiaohong, don't be bloody! You don't even ask what the stick is doing in the backyard, just talk nonsense." The aunt was a little annoyed.

He stood up and walked aside, afraid that Mrs. Jia Zhang would push the matter of the stick to her.

"Also, you stick a chicken in your crotch just now, and I let it out, but I don't know what kind of injury he got." The first mother added.

At this time, all the people in the compound came and said a few words.

But anyone with a discerning eye knows exactly what happened.

There is a chicken hidden in the crotch, Qin Huairu has no chicken at home, especially everyone in the backyard knows that Xu Damao brought two chickens back this time.

Put it in the iron cage, and then look at the chicken in the iron cage has disappeared, it is obvious that the stick is stealing the chicken!

Stuffed in the crotch, none of the people present was willing to go up to help, and even gloated on the sidelines.

Qin Huairu stepped forward and hugged the stick in his arms.

"Bang, how's it going! Mom will show you."

However, Banggen's face was pale, he couldn't listen to anything, he just kept yelling pain, pain, pain!
The first mother also wanted to see it just now, but she is an outsider, and the stick is not her child. If she reads it, people will definitely make irresponsible remarks.

Following Qin Huairu, she opened her pants.

Only then did I realize that the bottom was already bloodstained.

This is exactly the same as the scene where the crotch was blown up by firecrackers.

My heart skipped a beat, and I was suddenly terrified.

Beside, Jia Zhang asked with a dark face: "Qin Huairu, what's wrong with the stick, you should tell me!"

"The underside of the stick was bitten by a chicken!" Qin Huairu said falteringly.

Hearing this, I burst into tears immediately.

"What did you do as a mother? Didn't you go to school? Why did you let him come here?" Jia Zhang wailed.

But immediately noticed the eyes covered by the right hand of the stick.

Blood flowed continuously from his hands.

It looked scary.

"Great! What's wrong with your eyes, don't scare grandma!" Jia Zhang asked.

But the stick is still yelling pain, pain, pain.

Jia Zhang stretched out his hand to break away the stick's hand.

I only saw the boss with swollen eyeballs, as if they were about to fall out.

The blood on it was still dripping down.

Jia Zhang's legs were so frightened that his legs went limp.

"Bang Ji, why are your eyes like this! Whose chicken is this! If you don't give me an explanation today, his house will have to be demolished." Jia Zhang said.