"What are you doing?"

Sha Wujing spoke with a northeast accent and asked with curled lips.

A pig and a person are sitting in front of a huge round table at the moment.

There is a wide variety of food on the table, and of course, wine.

"Monks are not allowed to drink alcohol and eat meat." Jin Chanzi came to the round table, sat down, ate a mouthful of braised pork, drank a sip of Shaodao old wine, and said with a smile.

"Oh? I haven't seen you for many years, are you still so hypocritical? You say you can't, but your body is still very honest... Also, why do you eat pork as soon as you come up? Who are you showing it to?" The fat giant pig curled its lips and asked.

"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and I keep it in my Buddha's heart." Jin Chanzi replied casually, then stopped talking and concentrated on dealing with the wine and meat on the table.

Full of wine and food.

Each of the three lit a cigarette—er, how do you smoke at the bottom of the river?Very simple, the author said yes, it is possible.

Jin Chanzi exhaled a puff of smoke ring and said with emotion: "At this moment, there should be fighting in the sky."

The giant pig snorted twice, meaning, what's the matter with my old pig?Let's fight, let's fight, in the end, all will die, and the world will be clean.

Sha Wujing sat beside him, smoking a stuffy cigarette.

Jin Chanzi continued: "Could it be that you still can't let go of the resentment you had back then? Let me tell you, there is no knot in this world that can't be unraveled. The reason why it can't be unraveled is because you can't let go..."

"Come less, come less, don't coax me with the same rhetoric you used to fool my big brother! Every day you persuade others to 'let go'... When did you let go? If you let go, people in this world will die Is it alive, and has something to do with you? Didn’t Sakyamuni say that all four things are empty? The world is empty. If you want me to say, you should let Tongtian burn it all. It’s better to die, not dead Yes, old pig, I don't mind going over and adding another rake!"

Hearing this rebellious remark, Jin Chanzi didn't look angry at all, just kept silent for a moment, and continued: "When you were sealed in Tianhe by Emperor Ziwei, do you still have any resentment? But do you know that he wanted to stop Hou Yi? How much trouble did it take to kill you? Back when you were sealed, you didn’t even know how much trouble you had caused the world... Hou Yi went crazy, holding a sun-shooting bow, seeing who Blocking the way ahead, no matter whether the opponent is the Three Emperors and Five Emperors or some small Xiami, they will be shot directly... Several friends who made good friends with Hou Yi at the beginning, such as Suirenshi, actually fell out with the Three Emperors and Five Emperors directly. When the canopy called out, he set fire to the highest meeting hall of mankind. Another example is that it is Gonggong, the god of water, and Zhurong, the god of fire, who was originally close to Shennong and the others, was not pleasing to the eye. The Vulcan God Zhu Rong fights, and the fight between the two of them directly hit Buzhou Mountain, which is made of Tianshui... As a result, the mountain collapsed, the Tianshui leaked, and countless human deaths and injuries... All the consequences are because of you and It was caused by Chang'e...You put such a big green hat on Hou Yi, no wonder he is not crazy! Thanks to the help of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, Hou Yi was finally taken down and sealed in Tanggu forever...All of this Isn't everything supposed to be borne by you? But you are lucky, being sealed in Tianhe by Emperor Ziwei, it's like being locked in the house by your father for doing something wrong. What right do you have to hate?"

The envoy of the Jingtan has heard this statement no less than ten thousand times on his journey to the west... If he is a person who can be easily persuaded and not hated easily, or a pig, then he will not be lazy at this moment Sitting here drinking and eating meat... So, he picked his ears, curled his lips, and didn't speak.

Jin Chanzi sighed again, knowing that if he said these things, the other party would definitely enter the left ear and exit the right ear, and it would not have the slightest effect.

After that incident that year, the pig head lived a leisurely life, and escaped Hou Yi's pursuit comfortably under the Milky Way, but who did Hou Yi provoke?Suddenly being cuckolded, and then trying to kill the adulterer, but in the end, he was also sealed. Is there any reason in this world?It is said that Emperor Ziwei protects the calf and treats every soldier and general of his own as his own, but that time the protection of the calf was too much!Although Fairy Chang'e had her soul shattered and completely dissipated.Although the elixir in Chang'e's body was taken out and handed over to Hou Yi, it was said that it was compensation... Well, isn't this my thing in the first place?This is called compensation?Even though, the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors personally went to Tanggu and gave him psychological counseling for decades, hoping that the Arrow God, who may become a saint in the future, can regain his strength. With one, there are not many human beings, but there are many beautiful women, which is really not good. All practitioners have been handed over to you as long as they are mothers. You can choose whatever you like. We will push you to the head of the bed forcibly. Okay... But no matter how the Three Emperors and Five Emperors lobby and do psychological counseling, our extremely aggrieved Hou Yi has become disheartened. In the end, he was so frustrated that he sealed Tang Gu's original seal and re-opened it by himself. Reinforced it once, closed the door to anyone, and planned to never leave Tanggu in this life...Of course, he did what he said, even in the subsequent battles, the Conferred God War, he was never seen .

And what about our equally poor Canopy Marshal?In the same way, I really don't know whether to call it lucky or sad to miss the two wars.He was finally remembered when the third big human project, the Journey to the West project, was approaching.On that day, the Buddha sent Avalokitesvara to come. The woman who is said to be able to walk in Buddhism and Taoism with ease, and even has a strong friendship with every god in the sky and every monk in the Buddhist kingdom, said to the canopy like this: "I know you are unwilling, and I know that you have resentment, so I bring you hope."

This hope is to allow him to redeem his sins openly, to get rid of Taoism completely, and to allow him to reappear in front of mankind in the name of great merit... The most important thing in Tianpeng's life is two words, glory .So, just right, Guanyin grasped this point and made a big fuss about it. ——"If the plan is completed, you will become the hero of the entire human race, and everyone will look at you as the supreme being..."

A simple sentence made Tianpeng tempted.

Asked about specific planning steps.Firstly—to trick a monkey into learning the 72 transformations from Bodhizi, and then trick it into making troubles in the Heavenly Palace, hiding it from Tiandao’s eyes, making Tiandao think that this monkey is the opposite of Heavenly Court and an ally, In other words, it was just an accident... Feed him the elixir, there are a lot of elixir, the canopy once tossed and tossed to the point where it is now for one of them, but the monkey clearly regarded the elixir as sugar Bean-like stuffed it into his mouth desperately. After Tianpeng knew about it, his heart ached for a long time... Although the elixir was not his own, but just listening to it, he felt as if he had lost a few pieces of flesh... And then, the heavenly world Rumor has it that the canopy was driven into the six realms of samsara, reincarnated and turned into a pig... About this rumor, most people believe it. After all, evil people have evil rewards. After countless years, he finally got what he deserved and was reincarnated as a pig. This is really a happy thing!
However, only a very few people know that the so-called reincarnation is just a hoax... If it is reincarnation, what if Tianpeng has mana all over his body?In the future, the canopy is an important pawn in the selected Journey to the West project. Without mana, wouldn't it be a useless pawn?This kind of thing can never happen... Therefore, reincarnation is just a cover-up cast by the very few chess watchers. The real canopy is voluntarily seized on the body of a pig... At that time, Guanyin Still puzzled, asked him why?Canopy smiled, looked at the starry sky, and thought of a certain woman... The sky is so dark, there are no stars, just like the Milky Way that is always so dark...

Being a pig is good.

At least one day when I looked up at the sky when I was bored, I could always hear the sound of a certain woman giving herself a certain nickname.

piggy.

piggy.

……

Time returns to the present again.

Looking at a certain tomb outside the palace, Jin Chanzi couldn't help sighing when he thought that there was nothing inside.

Then, he thought of the messy scene today, and became anxious.

"Bajie, time is running out, I can only tell you one last time, this time, we really didn't lie to you... The reason why the Journey to the West project failed to end last time is because of your elder brother, that Pohou is not at all Playing cards according to common sense, everyone worked hard to hide the truth from Tiandao, thinking of pushing it to the legendary "heaven and man" realm, and then killing Tiandao, but he was lucky, and secretly communicated with Tiandao, No one paid attention to anyone, and in the end Journey to the West became a living novel..."

"But this time is different. This time, it is a catastrophe for the human race. Tongtian rushed out of the seal and must clean the world. The human race is the first target to be cleaned... If you come out to help at this time, In the future, if the human race survives, you will definitely be on the list for this year's outstanding youth award, and I will guarantee you this time with your head!"

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