People live in the courtyard, pledge themselves to the country
Chapter 23 Lin Xiao Testifies
When He Yuzhu heard Yi Zhonghai's words, he immediately sneered: "My lord, so you think I'm a chicken thief? Why does Xu Damao think that my stewed chicken belongs to their family when Xu Damao's family lost the chicken? If you If you have an attitude, then I really want to invite comrades from the police station to investigate and investigate, I am a good and innocent young man, and I can't bear the name of a chicken thief for no reason!"
Innocent boy!Lin Xiao burst out laughing when he heard the words, where did He Yuzhu learn such a word.
Yi Zhonghai immediately regretted that he was a little anxious just now, and he quickly said: "Silly Zhu, I didn't mean that, what I meant was that if you didn't do this, you should show evidence!"
"What a joke! He Xu Damao said that the chicken belonged to him, so he should show the evidence, whoever claims it, does he understand the truth of the proof!" He Yuzhu is not used to him at all: "I can show the evidence, What if I prove that this chicken does not belong to Xu Damao's family?"
As soon as Lin Xiao heard it, he knew that it was He Yuzhu who was about to dig a hole.
Xu Damao jumped out and said: "Impossible! This chicken definitely belongs to our family. How can it be such a coincidence that my chicken just lost its front leg, and you stewed the chicken with its back leg. If it weren't for our old hen, I wouldn't even Eat the chicken with the pot!"
He Yuzhu smiled sarcastically and said, "What good thing do you want, Xu Damao, to slander me for stealing a chicken, and still want to eat a chicken from our family for nothing? Let me tell you, if I show evidence that this chicken is not yours, you will You have to give me an apology, and pay me ten yuan for my mental damage!"
"What? Ten yuan? Why don't you grab it!" Xu Damao said angrily, "Why do you ask me to pay for your loss?"
Everyone also discussed:
"What fee? Didn't hear clearly!"
"It seems to be some mental damage fee, what is that, I haven't heard of it."
"What kind of damage fee? It's obvious that the silly Zhu wants to blackmail Xu Damao. Ten yuan, my dear, is enough for half a month's salary!"
"I didn't expect Shazhu to be so stupid all day long, but he was so hurt."
Hearing everyone's discussion, He Yuzhu said calmly: "Then I'll settle the score for you. If I can't produce evidence, are you going to insist that I stole the chicken? Then I have to recite it." The crime of the last thief?"
"If this matter is reported to the police station, will I have to compensate you for the loss without mentioning the loss of a chicken?"
"If the police station detains me, will I lose my salary? Even if I don't detain me, will I be able to hold my head up in front of others if I am accused of being a thief? Can you still find a wife?"
"Have you ever thought about how much damage these will do to my soul? I want you ten yuan for mental damage, how much?"
Xu Damao was dumbfounded by He Yuzhu's words, and other people agreed with He Yuzhu's words:
"Shazhu is right, ten yuan is really not much after this calculation."
"So that's the meaning of mental damage fee!"
"That's right, if Shazhu can prove that the chicken doesn't belong to Xu Damao's family, Xu Damao should really compensate Shazhu for that!"
Xu Damao saw that the situation was starting to go against him, so he gritted his teeth and said cruelly: "Okay, if you can prove that this chicken is not from our family, I will pay you ten yuan! But if you can't prove it, you stole this chicken. Pay me 30 yuan!"
Everyone took a deep breath, 30 yuan, this is a whole month's salary for many people, I didn't expect Xu Damao to be so cruel.
He Yuzhu sneered and said: "30 yuan, why don't you want three hundred! Does your old hen lay golden eggs? If you dare to ask for twenty, you are probably crazy about money!"
"Why isn't it worth twenty!" Xu Damao straightened his neck and said confidently: "This old hen is an old hen that can lay eggs. The chicken alone is worth two yuan. I plan to raise this chicken for a year, even if it is five in seven days. Eggs, one egg is eight cents, five eggs is four cents, how much do you calculate for 52 weeks a year? The rest is my mental damage fee, how much do I want?"
I have to say that after Xu Damao's fallacious calculations, 30 yuan is really not much, and everyone was speechless immediately.
"Okay, thirty is thirty!" He Yuzhu said lightly: "But you may be disappointed, you are destined to not be able to earn the 30 yuan from me!"
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and show your evidence for everyone to see!" Xu Damao shouted.
"My evidence." He Yuzhu looked around for a week and saw Qin Huairu who was begging nervously. He smiled coldly and raised his finger to point at Lin Xiao: "My evidence is him!"
When Xu Damao saw He Yuzhu pointing at Lin Xiao, he immediately sneered and said, "Lin Xiao? A cripple, why should you testify for you? Maybe you two stole it together. How can his words become evidence?"
Lin Xiao hugged Yaya, walked away from the crowd and walked to He Yuzhu, looked at Xu Damao and said calmly: "Xu Damao, if you call me a cripple again in front of me, I will report to the police that you insulted the family of the martyr!"
Xu Damao froze, how could he have forgotten that Lin Xiao still had this protective net on his body, if this was really pursued, he really couldn't get any good fruit.
"Lin Xiao, don't change the subject, why do you testify for Sha Zhu?" Yi Zhonghai hurried out to smooth things over for Xu Damao, and he gave Lin Xiao a dissatisfied look. Pay attention to unity, and report to the police station at every turn, as if the police station was run by your family.
"Why should I testify for Brother Zhuzi?" Lin Xiao looked at Yi Zhonghai sarcastically: "Just because the chicken is mine, is it okay for me to let Brother Zhuzi do it?"
Xu Damao laughed loudly when he heard the words: "Just you? Are you taking advantage of it like that in your family? Don't say it out loud and laugh people's teeth!"
"His family is really taking advantage of the chicken!" It was the second uncle Liu Haizhong who spoke, and he suddenly remembered that when Director Yang came that day, didn't there be a chicken in the condolences he brought?
"Second uncle, you can't talk to him!" Xu Damao became impatient. If this proves that the chicken wasn't stolen by Sha Zhu, wouldn't he obediently take out ten yuan?
"What do you mean talking to him! I call it telling the truth! The chicken was brought by Factory Manager Yang when he visited Lin Xiao, and it was clear after one investigation!" Liu Haizhong said with a beard and staring eyes. He was not talking to Lin Xiao. , but this kind of thing is easy to prove. Besides, he still wants to show his friendship with Lin Xiao, hoping to get in touch with Director Yang through Lin Xiao!
Innocent boy!Lin Xiao burst out laughing when he heard the words, where did He Yuzhu learn such a word.
Yi Zhonghai immediately regretted that he was a little anxious just now, and he quickly said: "Silly Zhu, I didn't mean that, what I meant was that if you didn't do this, you should show evidence!"
"What a joke! He Xu Damao said that the chicken belonged to him, so he should show the evidence, whoever claims it, does he understand the truth of the proof!" He Yuzhu is not used to him at all: "I can show the evidence, What if I prove that this chicken does not belong to Xu Damao's family?"
As soon as Lin Xiao heard it, he knew that it was He Yuzhu who was about to dig a hole.
Xu Damao jumped out and said: "Impossible! This chicken definitely belongs to our family. How can it be such a coincidence that my chicken just lost its front leg, and you stewed the chicken with its back leg. If it weren't for our old hen, I wouldn't even Eat the chicken with the pot!"
He Yuzhu smiled sarcastically and said, "What good thing do you want, Xu Damao, to slander me for stealing a chicken, and still want to eat a chicken from our family for nothing? Let me tell you, if I show evidence that this chicken is not yours, you will You have to give me an apology, and pay me ten yuan for my mental damage!"
"What? Ten yuan? Why don't you grab it!" Xu Damao said angrily, "Why do you ask me to pay for your loss?"
Everyone also discussed:
"What fee? Didn't hear clearly!"
"It seems to be some mental damage fee, what is that, I haven't heard of it."
"What kind of damage fee? It's obvious that the silly Zhu wants to blackmail Xu Damao. Ten yuan, my dear, is enough for half a month's salary!"
"I didn't expect Shazhu to be so stupid all day long, but he was so hurt."
Hearing everyone's discussion, He Yuzhu said calmly: "Then I'll settle the score for you. If I can't produce evidence, are you going to insist that I stole the chicken? Then I have to recite it." The crime of the last thief?"
"If this matter is reported to the police station, will I have to compensate you for the loss without mentioning the loss of a chicken?"
"If the police station detains me, will I lose my salary? Even if I don't detain me, will I be able to hold my head up in front of others if I am accused of being a thief? Can you still find a wife?"
"Have you ever thought about how much damage these will do to my soul? I want you ten yuan for mental damage, how much?"
Xu Damao was dumbfounded by He Yuzhu's words, and other people agreed with He Yuzhu's words:
"Shazhu is right, ten yuan is really not much after this calculation."
"So that's the meaning of mental damage fee!"
"That's right, if Shazhu can prove that the chicken doesn't belong to Xu Damao's family, Xu Damao should really compensate Shazhu for that!"
Xu Damao saw that the situation was starting to go against him, so he gritted his teeth and said cruelly: "Okay, if you can prove that this chicken is not from our family, I will pay you ten yuan! But if you can't prove it, you stole this chicken. Pay me 30 yuan!"
Everyone took a deep breath, 30 yuan, this is a whole month's salary for many people, I didn't expect Xu Damao to be so cruel.
He Yuzhu sneered and said: "30 yuan, why don't you want three hundred! Does your old hen lay golden eggs? If you dare to ask for twenty, you are probably crazy about money!"
"Why isn't it worth twenty!" Xu Damao straightened his neck and said confidently: "This old hen is an old hen that can lay eggs. The chicken alone is worth two yuan. I plan to raise this chicken for a year, even if it is five in seven days. Eggs, one egg is eight cents, five eggs is four cents, how much do you calculate for 52 weeks a year? The rest is my mental damage fee, how much do I want?"
I have to say that after Xu Damao's fallacious calculations, 30 yuan is really not much, and everyone was speechless immediately.
"Okay, thirty is thirty!" He Yuzhu said lightly: "But you may be disappointed, you are destined to not be able to earn the 30 yuan from me!"
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and show your evidence for everyone to see!" Xu Damao shouted.
"My evidence." He Yuzhu looked around for a week and saw Qin Huairu who was begging nervously. He smiled coldly and raised his finger to point at Lin Xiao: "My evidence is him!"
When Xu Damao saw He Yuzhu pointing at Lin Xiao, he immediately sneered and said, "Lin Xiao? A cripple, why should you testify for you? Maybe you two stole it together. How can his words become evidence?"
Lin Xiao hugged Yaya, walked away from the crowd and walked to He Yuzhu, looked at Xu Damao and said calmly: "Xu Damao, if you call me a cripple again in front of me, I will report to the police that you insulted the family of the martyr!"
Xu Damao froze, how could he have forgotten that Lin Xiao still had this protective net on his body, if this was really pursued, he really couldn't get any good fruit.
"Lin Xiao, don't change the subject, why do you testify for Sha Zhu?" Yi Zhonghai hurried out to smooth things over for Xu Damao, and he gave Lin Xiao a dissatisfied look. Pay attention to unity, and report to the police station at every turn, as if the police station was run by your family.
"Why should I testify for Brother Zhuzi?" Lin Xiao looked at Yi Zhonghai sarcastically: "Just because the chicken is mine, is it okay for me to let Brother Zhuzi do it?"
Xu Damao laughed loudly when he heard the words: "Just you? Are you taking advantage of it like that in your family? Don't say it out loud and laugh people's teeth!"
"His family is really taking advantage of the chicken!" It was the second uncle Liu Haizhong who spoke, and he suddenly remembered that when Director Yang came that day, didn't there be a chicken in the condolences he brought?
"Second uncle, you can't talk to him!" Xu Damao became impatient. If this proves that the chicken wasn't stolen by Sha Zhu, wouldn't he obediently take out ten yuan?
"What do you mean talking to him! I call it telling the truth! The chicken was brought by Factory Manager Yang when he visited Lin Xiao, and it was clear after one investigation!" Liu Haizhong said with a beard and staring eyes. He was not talking to Lin Xiao. , but this kind of thing is easy to prove. Besides, he still wants to show his friendship with Lin Xiao, hoping to get in touch with Director Yang through Lin Xiao!
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