At the beginning, the Civil Affairs Bureau confessed to the newly divorced female president

Then the fourth couplet, "The first couplet: The wind falls on the phoenix and the phoenix falls."

【What's the meaning?Is this getting easier as you go forward? 】

[Isn't this Shanglian coming at your fingertips?What's the problem? 】

[It's also impossible to split the combination, is it because the sub-question is not successful? 】

Han Shichu smiled lightly, and said: "The second couplet: Zhulianbi, Wulianzhu."

Chairman Wei Tongtong looked at him and persuaded him kindly: "Young man, are you sure you don't want to think about this couplet anymore?"

Han Shichu shook his head, "Don't think about it anymore, isn't this the right pair?"

President Wei smiled slightly, "Young man, read the first couplet upside down."

Before he could speak, someone exclaimed, "Eh? It's exactly the same when you read it backwards."

"That's right." President Wei flicked his beard, "This is the reverse sequence of the palindrome."

Han Shichu said calmly: "President Wei, can you read my correct second couplet upside down?"

Some onlookers also exclaimed: "Ha, it's the same, awesome!"

President Wei was taken aback for a moment, then looked at him and nodded with satisfaction, "My boy, you can do it, you have some strength, but I underestimated you."

[I'm mad, is this a cultural person?Why do you feel a little scared? 】

[Fuck, the couplets that seem extremely simple, but unexpectedly, they have a hidden mystery, which is so powerful. 】

[Our Chinese culture is indeed extensive and profound, full of charm, but also awe-inspiring. 】

[Good guy, I really want to smash Brother Mang's head open to see what's inside, why are you so awesome? 】

The fifth couplet, "The first couplet: The fragrance of the sunset is lingering, so don't worry about it."

When Miss Manners showed it, President Wei Traditionally explained: "Little friend, I must remind you that this is a riddle."

[Riddles?What the hell is a riddle joint? 】

[I'm sorry, I've embarrassed contemporary college students, I'm ashamed, I don't even know the answer to the riddle, so why talk about couplets? 】

【Ha, isn't the answer to the Shanghai Union just the word 'bald'? 】

[Fuck, a single word awakens the dreamer! 】

Han Shichu nodded, and then slowly said: "The second couplet: When the furnace is turned off, please fasten the horse."

Wei Chuanchuan was taken aback for a moment, and said dumbfoundedly: "Little friend, you are right in this couplet..."

"Haha..." Han Shichu smiled heartily, "Don't misunderstand, and don't over-interpret it, it's just a coincidence."

[What do you mean?How about playing charades here? 】

[The big one understands the king, come out and explain the answer to the second couplet of the reckless brother. 】

[Thank you for the invitation, the answer to the next couplet of Brother Mangfu is the word 'donkey'. 】

【Haha... No wonder President Wei can't laugh or cry, no wonder Brother Mangfu wants to explain something specially. 】

……

The sixth couplet is perfect.

Seventh company, perfect match.

The eighth couplet is perfect.

The ninth couplet is perfect.

By the tenth joint, the onlookers and the more than 5000 million netizens who watched the live broadcast were numb.

Han Shichu conquered them again with his formidable strength.

Chairman Wei joked with a smile: "Little friend, this is what you call knowing a little bit? Are you afraid that you have misunderstood the word 'know a little bit'?"

Han Shichu spread his hands, and sighed helplessly, "Hey, since everyone has discovered it, I might as well stop pretending and let the showdown take place. In fact, I still have a lot of research on couplets."

Everyone, including President Wei of the Couplet Society, no one thinks that he is pretending to be aggressive, there is no way, strength conquers everything.

Han Shichu nodded secretly, very satisfied with his performance.

This is the highest state of pretense, obviously I am pretending, but you are not aware of it or even take it for granted.

It's just pretending so fresh and refined, it's pretending so natural, it's pretending that there is no trace.

President Wei nodded approvingly and said: "It can be seen that the little friend has really put in some effort, and he is not afraid of everyone's jokes. There are several couplets in it, and even I can't match myself."

"However, Xiaoyou Han was able to answer without thinking, which shows how profound is Xiaoyou Han's couplet skills?"

"As the president of the couplet society, I want to invite Han Xiaoyou to join the couplet society as the honorary president. I wonder if you would like it?"

Han Shichu was stunned for a moment, never expecting President Wei to invite himself to join the club.

Some were flattered and said: "President Wei, I am naturally willing to join the couplet society, but I am afraid that I will not be qualified for the post of honorary president, so I ask President Wei not to mention it again."

Wei Chuanchuan smiled slightly and didn't bother anymore, "As long as Han Xiaoyou is willing to join the association, as for the matter of the honorary president, we will discuss it later, later."

"Han Xiaoyou, I want to tell you in advance that this last couplet is absolutely eternal."

[My mother, isn't this hotel purely disgusting? 】

【That's right, you actually came out with the eternal absolute, isn't it because you don't want people to pass the level? 】

[What the hell is this meow doing, Qiangu Absolutely?Thank you for thinking it out. 】

[This is indeed a bit out of place, it's just the presidential suite for one night, you've definitely made it through the ages? 】

Not to mention the constant complaints and complaints in the live broadcast room, even the onlookers at the scene were whispering and booing.

Fortunately, the lobby manager quickly explained: "Everyone, don't get me wrong, and please rest assured Mr. Han, although it is written in the exhibition poster that there are ten couplets, in fact, only nine couplets need to be matched, and the last one is not counted. "

"On this point, Chairman Wei can testify for our hotel."

Chairman Wei nodded and said, "Manager Wang is right, he did tell me beforehand, and I asked to add the last couplet."

"That's what I wanted to tell Han Xiaoyou just now, because Han Xiaoyou has passed the challenge now, so what I want to say is that it doesn't matter if you don't participate in the last one."

Han Shichu thought for a while, and then slowly said: "I don't know what the last couplet is? Anyway, I have already passed the challenge of the activity. Give it a try. It doesn't matter if it doesn't come out right?"

Manager Wang said with a smile: "Of course it's no problem, just give it a try, Mr. Han."

After finishing speaking, the last lady of etiquette opened the couplet and read aloud: "The first couplet, Yansuo Pond Willow."

[Fuck, it turned out to be this classic eternal absolute. 】

[Good guy, who the hell can tell this? 】

[Okay, this couple can't be helped even if it's a reckless couple, but fortunately, this couplet doesn't count. 】

[Isn't this the most difficult thing in the history of the world, right? 】

……

Han Shichu smiled slightly, but he didn't expect this to be a couplet.

In fact, it's not that no one is right, it's just that they are either pieced together, or the artistic conception is very different, and there are even some nonsense and spoofs.

For example: light pendant brocade threshold wave, Hong Kong City Teppanyaki, Shenzhen Teppanyaki, rusty range hood...

I have to sigh with emotion, netizens have big brains.