At the beginning, the Civil Affairs Bureau confessed to the newly divorced female president

"Jelly beans, melon jelly beans..."

"Silly dog, get out of here..."

In the bathroom of the bedroom, the female president roared angrily.

But unfortunately, her voice could not be heard at all, the sound insulation effect of the room was really good.

And when Tang Dou fled the crime scene, he did not forget to close the doors of the bathroom and bedroom.

What's more, in the living room downstairs, there is little Tamm's line of defense.

Han Shichu also knew why Little Tam suddenly turned on the TV and turned up the volume.

Good guy, you have considered quite comprehensively, and strictly guarded against death at every level.

Under such circumstances, how could the people downstairs hear her roar and cries for help.

What broke the female president even more was that she forgot to take her mobile phone.

Now she is trapped on the toilet, what should I do?

Even if you yell out your throat, the people downstairs probably won't be able to hear you.

The female president squatting on the toilet snarled for nearly ten minutes, her voice was almost hoarse.

On the brink of collapse, she finally gave up calling for help.

Now, there are only two ways to go.

One way, when Han Shichu returned to his room, he didn't know how long it would take him to go upstairs.

It could be in the next second, but it could also be an hour or two later, who knows?
Another way, save yourself.

Although there are many ways to save herself, she seems to be unable to accept any conceivable ones.

After struggling and hesitating for nearly half an hour, her thighs were numb.

Fortunately, it is a constant temperature toilet, otherwise, in the winter, the buttocks would not be so cold, right?

She couldn't wait any longer, if she squatted down again, she really couldn't hold on anymore.

A ruthless look appeared on the delicate face, and he clenched his silver teeth, as if he had made some kind of determination.

Just when she finally made up her mind and was about to make a move, there was a crisp knock on the door outside the bathroom.

Han Shichu suppressed a smile and asked, "Honey, are you inside?"

"Yes, yes, I am." The female president responded excitedly and eagerly, "Hurry up and bring me a box of tissues."

Han Shichu, who had expected it for a long time, naturally did not come empty-handed, he just pushed the door open and entered with a tissue.

As soon as the door was opened, the embarrassment of the female president squatting on the toilet came into view.

At this moment, how could she care about embarrassment?
He directly reached out and asked, "Quick, give me the paper first.

Han Shichu handed her the tissue box, then leaned on the washstand, folded his arms around his chest, and stared at her with great interest.

Just as the female president was about to make a move, she saw that he was still there.

Xiumei frowned slightly, and asked in a bad tone: "What are you still doing here?"

"Ah? Me, I'll wash up." After the sophistry, he still made a look of preparation.

"roll……"

Han Shichu rushed out with a whoosh, not forgetting to close the door.

He used his fingers to dig his ears, good guy, lion roar skills?The ears were all ringing.

From her roaring roar, one can fully feel her anger at this moment, how big it is!

Silently pray for Little Tam and Melon Tangdou in my heart for 2 minutes.

In this situation, I am afraid that no one can stop the furious tigress, right?
"Husband~"

Just when he was lost in thought, the female CEO's soft call came from the bathroom.

Han Shichu was a little confused.

What's going on?She was still a raging man-eating tigress just now, how could she become a docile lamb in the blink of an eye?
Women are indeed fickle.

Han Shichu shook his head, pushed open the bathroom door again, and asked, "What's the matter, wife?"

She was still squatting on the toilet, but the female president who had already pulled up her pants smiled awkwardly.

He lowered his head slightly, and said embarrassingly, "Help... help me, my leg... my leg is numb."

Looking at her embarrassing appearance, Han Shichu didn't expect a dignified female president to be here today, so Han Shichu couldn't laugh or cry.

He didn't reach out to help, but directly hugged her back and legs, and hugged her up.

Put her on the edge of the bed and sit down, then slowly squat down and help her rub her legs.

After rubbing for a while, Han Shichu asked, "How is it now?"

The female president supported his shoulders and stood up tentatively.

After taking two steps and finding that there was no problem, she transformed again.

Dark clouds instantly covered her entire face, and there were occasional lightning flashes in her cannibalistic eyes.

He picked up his slippers, ignored Sanqi 21, and hurriedly walked downstairs with bare feet.

Han Shichu quickly followed her footsteps.

Little Tam visibly shivered when he saw the female president appearing at the top of the stairs.

Then she quickly picked up the remote control and turned off the TV.

He yawned pretentiously, and rubbed his eyes with his little hands.

With a drowsy look and a lack of energy, he said softly, "Grandpa, the little man is dozing off, and he's going to sleep."

Hearing this, Brother Ba quickly picked her up and asked, "Sleep with grandpa tonight, okay?"

"Yeah." Little Tam nodded obediently.

Brother Ba was overjoyed, hugged her and walked into the room, "Let's go, grandpa will tell the little baby a story."

The female president looked at Brother Ba who was walking past her with little Tam in his arms, and wanted to stop him, but she still didn't say anything.

Forget it, let's settle the score with her tomorrow.

Anyway, I can hide from the first day of the junior high school but not the fifteenth day.

Han Shichu simply admired the little clever ghost.

It's amazing, the little brain is not only easy to use, but the little acting skills are also leveraged.

It's so easy to turn the danger into a bargain, what a shit.

Little Tam managed to get away with his smart and flexible mind and superb acting skills.

Kegua jelly beans are miserable.

It also seemed to realize that it couldn't escape, so it simply lay down on the ground and pretended to be a dead dog.

Seeing it, the female president's anger burst into flames.

Holding the slipper high, he couldn't help but slam it hard at it.

"Woo... ouch..." Tangdou wailed miserably.

Still not relieved, the female president took off the other slipper and threw it at it again.

"Aw... Aww..."

There were a few more painful wailings.

"Get over here." The female president shouted angrily with her hands on her hips.

Tangdou struggled to stand up, but what people never expected was that it only stood up with two front legs.

Just like that, dragging its "lower body", it staggered and walked towards the female president step by step with difficulty.

His mouth was still howling, and his eyes were covered with mist.

In a word, miserable, unbearably miserable.

Ma De, Han Shichu really convinced these two old sixths.

Little Tam and Melon Tangdou, one is older than a dog, and one is older than a sixth.

He clearly saw that the slipper that the female president threw at him just passed by, not hitting it at all.

What's more, even if it hits, what power do two cotton mops have?
As for smashing you paralyzed?
Okay, you old sixes can really do it.