At the beginning, the Civil Affairs Bureau confessed to the newly divorced female president
Chapter 340 Mr. Yu is mighty, sand sculpture netizen
The nickname "Tearing Green Onion" is also well-known on the Internet. Of course, he is also famous in reality.
His identity is not a secret, everyone knows it.His real name is Wang Duoyu, and like the female president, he is an out-and-out rich second generation.
Wang Yiyi, who ranked second on the list of China's richest people, is his father. Although he is completely incomparable with Han Shichu's father-in-law, Yu Hetu, his strength should not be underestimated.
Although Wang Duoyu prefers to be in the limelight, loves to show off, changes girlfriends more frequently than changing clothes, likes to slander people, and often does not have a handle on his mouth, but his three views are very positive.
The key point is that if you don't like him, you can also unscrupulously spray him on the Internet, and you don't have to worry about warnings from lawyers.
In fact, for many netizens and people who eat melons, they quite like this rich second generation.
Hearing that he had taken all the [-] tons of apples by himself, Han Shichu helped his forehead speechlessly.
He said dumbfoundingly: "I said Mr. Onion Tear, forget it, I'd better call you Brother Duoyu, it's weird for you Mr. Onion Tear."
"I said Duoyu brother, I know you are not short of money, but why do you buy so many apples? Let me tell you first, we don't want to waste it."
[Hey, brother-in-law, don't worry, it won't be wasted, isn't it National Day?Zhengchou didn't know what kind of benefits to give to the company's employees, this fruit is very good and suitable. 】
Han Shichu nodded, since it is not wasted or spoiled, it is of course no problem.
However, when he saw the barrage of dissatisfaction from the netizens, he still slowly said: "Brother Duoyu, although you are not short of money, and you will not waste it, but please, give other netizens a chance." ,Okay?"
[That's not good, this fruit just looks very nice, and the price is also very low, it's so good and cheap, it's so cheap, it's not cheap, it's not easy, it's up to you. 】
Ma De, those who don't know thought this guy was invited, do you want to cooperate like this?It always feels exaggerated.
Han Shichu smiled smugly, others are quick and rich, so what can they do?What's more, if people still support him so much, how can they have the nerve to embarrass others?
When he was hesitating whether to modify the order placing rules, the female president spoke.
The female president smiled and said, "Xiao Yu'er, what did you say? Please, please repeat what I said to your brother-in-law just now, and I will give you a chance to reorganize the language."
Mr. Onion Tear: Uh... I just said that I must listen to my brother-in-law and let everyone take advantage of it.
[Mr. Yu is mighty and domineering, I love it. 】
【Tch, I thought Wang Duoyu was awesome, so he is a younger brother in front of President Yu?Let you pretend, now you are deflated, right?Haha... happy. 】
[Brother Mangfu, I have some questions about the fruits you brought, I don’t know if I should ask or not? 】
Fortunately, this netizen's speech was successfully seen by Han Shichu in the sea of thousands of barrages.
Han Shichu quickly said: "I wonder what doubts this netizen has about our fruits? Don't worry, we promise to answer your questions truthfully. There is absolutely no fraud or false propaganda."
Han Shichu didn't know, but what he said would be miserable.
The next barrage can be said to be horrible.
[I want to ask, can we eat this fruit on an empty stomach?Do you eat before or after meals? 】
"..."
Everyone, including Han Shichu, was immediately dumbfounded.
I thought you were talking about a serious question, but in the end, you are here to be funny?
"Pfft..." Except for Han Shichu, everyone couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Han Shichu, who was serious and ready to answer questions, rubbed his forehead tiredly.
"Ahem..." False cough twice to ease my embarrassment.
"I said, old man, this is fruit, it's fruit, not medicine, you can eat it whenever you want, okay?"
"However, I suggest not to eat too much after a meal."
The naive Bai Luming blurted out subconsciously, "Why, brother?"
Han Shichu said angrily, "Because I can hold on."
"..."
Xiaobai was instantly fooled.
[Haha... I found that Xiaobai is the one who is really funny. 】
Brother Yuan shook his head with a smile, looked at the barrage and said, "Brother, some netizens asked, can we buy this fruit with the provident fund?"
Han Shichu took a deep breath, he realized that he was wrong, and it was ridiculously wrong.
With a far-fetched smile, he replied, "Of course, you can still use your medical insurance card to get reimbursed after you buy it."
Irregular, right?Who wouldn't?Just like who is a decent person.
Senior Sister Chu immediately said: "I saw some netizens ask, does our fruit become thinner after eating it? If it doesn't become thinner, he won't buy it."
"What's wrong? Are you constipated? Or are you going to perform handstand diarrhea?"
The mutual confrontation between the reckless man and the netizens officially kicked off.
[Brother Reckless, we just want to ask, will eating this fruit affect my ability to drive a Ferrari with one hand? 】
"It doesn't affect you driving a Ferrari with one hand, it just affects your bragging."
【Can you kick Xiaobai?Give me a kick and I'll place ten orders. 】
Finally met a slightly normal point.
Han Shichu looked at the dazed Xiaobai and said, "Xiaobai, come here."
Not to mention what he wanted to do, Xiao Bai was very unhappy when he heard his words.
Full of resentment, he said: "Brother, I remember telling you before, don't yell like that? I always feel that you are like teasing a dog when you yell like that."
After complaining, he asked again: "Brother, you don't really listen to this guy, do you? He must be my black fan. You must not believe him, this old man is very bad."
Han Shichu smiled slightly, and said, "Aren't we here for the performance? You are wronged."
Then everyone laughed and said: "Xiaobai, for the sake of our folks and elders, you will not be wronged."
Bai Luming pretended to be aggrieved, and said: "All right, you are all amazing, you are all noble, I admit it, can't I admit it?"
Kicking is definitely impossible, everyone knows, it's just a show effect, just a joke.
The following questions from these sand sculpture netizens became more and more outrageous, and even the painting style changed.
[I want to ask, what flavor do our apples have?Is there a beef flavor? 】
[Our beef and apple, how ripe are they? 】
[Is our beef a bull or a cow, a buffalo or a scalper? 】
【Which country is the cow from?Serious cow?Red Bull? 】
[Can drinking Red Bull cure hemorrhoids?Can it be used as kaiselo? 】
Look, this shit is getting more and more unreliable, and now it has nothing to do with fruit.
It is said that three people become a tiger, and the more it spreads, the more outrageous it is. The **** is still in the same live broadcast room, and the more it spreads, the more outrageous it becomes.
Han Shichu was really about to be driven crazy by the strange questions of these sand sculpture netizens.
Netizens' questions are really good, and if the sale continues, the reckless brother will have to call 120.
"Made, I won't sell it anymore, close the stall, I won't sell it anymore."
The collapsed Han Shichu directly quit the job, and if he did it again, he might really go crazy.
His identity is not a secret, everyone knows it.His real name is Wang Duoyu, and like the female president, he is an out-and-out rich second generation.
Wang Yiyi, who ranked second on the list of China's richest people, is his father. Although he is completely incomparable with Han Shichu's father-in-law, Yu Hetu, his strength should not be underestimated.
Although Wang Duoyu prefers to be in the limelight, loves to show off, changes girlfriends more frequently than changing clothes, likes to slander people, and often does not have a handle on his mouth, but his three views are very positive.
The key point is that if you don't like him, you can also unscrupulously spray him on the Internet, and you don't have to worry about warnings from lawyers.
In fact, for many netizens and people who eat melons, they quite like this rich second generation.
Hearing that he had taken all the [-] tons of apples by himself, Han Shichu helped his forehead speechlessly.
He said dumbfoundingly: "I said Mr. Onion Tear, forget it, I'd better call you Brother Duoyu, it's weird for you Mr. Onion Tear."
"I said Duoyu brother, I know you are not short of money, but why do you buy so many apples? Let me tell you first, we don't want to waste it."
[Hey, brother-in-law, don't worry, it won't be wasted, isn't it National Day?Zhengchou didn't know what kind of benefits to give to the company's employees, this fruit is very good and suitable. 】
Han Shichu nodded, since it is not wasted or spoiled, it is of course no problem.
However, when he saw the barrage of dissatisfaction from the netizens, he still slowly said: "Brother Duoyu, although you are not short of money, and you will not waste it, but please, give other netizens a chance." ,Okay?"
[That's not good, this fruit just looks very nice, and the price is also very low, it's so good and cheap, it's so cheap, it's not cheap, it's not easy, it's up to you. 】
Ma De, those who don't know thought this guy was invited, do you want to cooperate like this?It always feels exaggerated.
Han Shichu smiled smugly, others are quick and rich, so what can they do?What's more, if people still support him so much, how can they have the nerve to embarrass others?
When he was hesitating whether to modify the order placing rules, the female president spoke.
The female president smiled and said, "Xiao Yu'er, what did you say? Please, please repeat what I said to your brother-in-law just now, and I will give you a chance to reorganize the language."
Mr. Onion Tear: Uh... I just said that I must listen to my brother-in-law and let everyone take advantage of it.
[Mr. Yu is mighty and domineering, I love it. 】
【Tch, I thought Wang Duoyu was awesome, so he is a younger brother in front of President Yu?Let you pretend, now you are deflated, right?Haha... happy. 】
[Brother Mangfu, I have some questions about the fruits you brought, I don’t know if I should ask or not? 】
Fortunately, this netizen's speech was successfully seen by Han Shichu in the sea of thousands of barrages.
Han Shichu quickly said: "I wonder what doubts this netizen has about our fruits? Don't worry, we promise to answer your questions truthfully. There is absolutely no fraud or false propaganda."
Han Shichu didn't know, but what he said would be miserable.
The next barrage can be said to be horrible.
[I want to ask, can we eat this fruit on an empty stomach?Do you eat before or after meals? 】
"..."
Everyone, including Han Shichu, was immediately dumbfounded.
I thought you were talking about a serious question, but in the end, you are here to be funny?
"Pfft..." Except for Han Shichu, everyone couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Han Shichu, who was serious and ready to answer questions, rubbed his forehead tiredly.
"Ahem..." False cough twice to ease my embarrassment.
"I said, old man, this is fruit, it's fruit, not medicine, you can eat it whenever you want, okay?"
"However, I suggest not to eat too much after a meal."
The naive Bai Luming blurted out subconsciously, "Why, brother?"
Han Shichu said angrily, "Because I can hold on."
"..."
Xiaobai was instantly fooled.
[Haha... I found that Xiaobai is the one who is really funny. 】
Brother Yuan shook his head with a smile, looked at the barrage and said, "Brother, some netizens asked, can we buy this fruit with the provident fund?"
Han Shichu took a deep breath, he realized that he was wrong, and it was ridiculously wrong.
With a far-fetched smile, he replied, "Of course, you can still use your medical insurance card to get reimbursed after you buy it."
Irregular, right?Who wouldn't?Just like who is a decent person.
Senior Sister Chu immediately said: "I saw some netizens ask, does our fruit become thinner after eating it? If it doesn't become thinner, he won't buy it."
"What's wrong? Are you constipated? Or are you going to perform handstand diarrhea?"
The mutual confrontation between the reckless man and the netizens officially kicked off.
[Brother Reckless, we just want to ask, will eating this fruit affect my ability to drive a Ferrari with one hand? 】
"It doesn't affect you driving a Ferrari with one hand, it just affects your bragging."
【Can you kick Xiaobai?Give me a kick and I'll place ten orders. 】
Finally met a slightly normal point.
Han Shichu looked at the dazed Xiaobai and said, "Xiaobai, come here."
Not to mention what he wanted to do, Xiao Bai was very unhappy when he heard his words.
Full of resentment, he said: "Brother, I remember telling you before, don't yell like that? I always feel that you are like teasing a dog when you yell like that."
After complaining, he asked again: "Brother, you don't really listen to this guy, do you? He must be my black fan. You must not believe him, this old man is very bad."
Han Shichu smiled slightly, and said, "Aren't we here for the performance? You are wronged."
Then everyone laughed and said: "Xiaobai, for the sake of our folks and elders, you will not be wronged."
Bai Luming pretended to be aggrieved, and said: "All right, you are all amazing, you are all noble, I admit it, can't I admit it?"
Kicking is definitely impossible, everyone knows, it's just a show effect, just a joke.
The following questions from these sand sculpture netizens became more and more outrageous, and even the painting style changed.
[I want to ask, what flavor do our apples have?Is there a beef flavor? 】
[Our beef and apple, how ripe are they? 】
[Is our beef a bull or a cow, a buffalo or a scalper? 】
【Which country is the cow from?Serious cow?Red Bull? 】
[Can drinking Red Bull cure hemorrhoids?Can it be used as kaiselo? 】
Look, this shit is getting more and more unreliable, and now it has nothing to do with fruit.
It is said that three people become a tiger, and the more it spreads, the more outrageous it is. The **** is still in the same live broadcast room, and the more it spreads, the more outrageous it becomes.
Han Shichu was really about to be driven crazy by the strange questions of these sand sculpture netizens.
Netizens' questions are really good, and if the sale continues, the reckless brother will have to call 120.
"Made, I won't sell it anymore, close the stall, I won't sell it anymore."
The collapsed Han Shichu directly quit the job, and if he did it again, he might really go crazy.
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