Siheyuan: Gain supreme culinary skills at the beginning

Zhao Yunchuan was lying on the bed and fell asleep, having a big spring and autumn dream.

And some people don't have to sleep.

"He is not human at all. A stone as big as his head can be smashed into powder with one palm. He also said that it was his martial arts, and asked if my martial arts were hard. A fist the size of a sandbag was placed in front of my eyes. , and asked me if I would go back with him.

I can't help it, he still engages in sneak attacks, I'm over 50 years old, he sneaks up on me, and gives me a few big fights when he comes up.He also asked me if I was moved or not.I really dare not move at all.

Do you know how much harm these few big fights have done to me, a 60-year-old old man?I am suffering, did you make it?My teeth were knocked out and swallowed by him, I didn't dare to say anything.

I know it's wrong for me to engage in feudal superstition, but you can't treat prisoners like this, right? Isn't it preferential treatment for prisoners and criminals?I'm going to sue him. "

Liu Neng was sitting in the interrogation room, telling his story with snot and tears.This really makes the listener cry when the listener is sad.Those who didn't know thought how much he had been wronged.

The police who interrogated him were also very helpless. If he did not cooperate, he pleaded guilty immediately when he arrived at the police station.Everything that should be said and should not be said has been said.When I was young, I went to other people's houses to steal chickens, played with fire and urine kang, and exploded cesspit pits. When I grew up, I peeked at the widow taking a bath, and had an affair with the widow next door. When I was old, I started bragging that I had magical powers. name.

But if you want to say that he cooperates, he insists on holding on to the captor, threatening the elderly, fists the size of sandbags, stones the size of heads, big fights, and so on.Is he being stupid for us police?Who can crush a rock as big as a head into powder?Is this not purely brain disease?

He also complained to other people, how to complain, they are not policemen, they can only be regarded as enthusiastic citizens.You complained that he helped the police arrest criminals?crazy.

If Zhao Yunchuan was here, he would have to give him two big fights, wouldn't that be slander?I will definitely sue this old guy for slandering and slandering me. Who do you think I am, Zhao Yunchuan?In the contemporary Tang Sanburial, sweeping the floor may injure the lives of ants, and cherish the moth gauze lamp.He has been humble, elegant and upright all his life, and his neighbors are well-known. How could he threaten the elderly with a fist the size of a sandbag?Impossible, absolutely impossible.

"How do you say it?" Li Feng asked as he walked in and looked at the two little policemen.

"Captain Li, he confessed to engaging in feudal superstition. He confessed that when he was bragging with his friends in the early years, he said that he had great magical powers and could cast down demons, catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits.

But his friend spread the word to him, but the rumor became more and more outrageous. In the end, others said that he was the reincarnation of the Jade Emperor.

It came in a few years ago because of feudal superstition, and because there was too much movement at the time, it was only released on April [-] last year.Because he had been in a bureau and had no serious job, he made a living by pasting matchboxes for others.

This time, I didn't want to participate, but Jia Zhang said that he could give him ten yuan, so he was willing to go.That's, that's..."

"What is it? Tell me." Li Feng looked at the faltering little policeman and said.

"Captain Li, this is what he just said, we recorded it, you can see for yourself."

Li Feng took the transcript and looked at it, "Hiss", good guy, if I didn't know that this old man is a feudal superstition, I really think he has been greatly wronged.

This is not how you write novels. You say you can pick locks and make up stories. What are you doing wrong? If you insist on engaging in feudal superstition, you are really in the wrong business.

"Okay, just extract the confession of his feudal superstition, and ignore him." Li Feng ordered the two policemen.

"Understood, Captain Lee.

Let's go, Liu Neng.In the future, you will never have to worry about not being able to eat. "The two policemen walked out of the interrogation room and went to the prison with the mournful Liu Neng.

The interrogation on Liu Neng's side is over, but Jia Zhang's side is still going on.As for Qin Huairu, she very cleverly said that her mother-in-law did it, she didn't know about it, and when she knew it was already too late, she could only let her mother-in-law do it.

He also said that there was a paralyzed husband in his family, three children who were crying for food, and he was the only labor force. He said that the pear blossoms brought rain, and wept.Even the two interrogating policemen shed tears along with him.

If Zhao Yunchuan was here, he would definitely give Qin Huairu a thumbs up, his acting skills beat the young fresh meat of later generations.Of course, it doesn't rule out the revealing of true feelings, but I don't know how much.

"Okay, comrade, we already know your specific situation. I personally believe what you said very much. It's just that further investigation and evidence collection are needed. Don't worry, as long as what you said is true and you are not lying, we will I will deal with you lightly, after all your family needs you."

"Thank you, thank you, Comrade Police. I really..." Qin Huairu said, and began to cry again.Let people pity.

"Oh, you are also a miserable person."

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Although Jia Zhang usually made troubles without reason, she didn't dare to go too far in the police station. She kept saying that it was Liu Neng who came to tell her that there was evil spirit and sneakiness in her family.She is resolutely opposed, and resolutely does not believe in any feudal superstition.

But after all, I can't fight alone, that old bastard Liu Neng can only cooperate with him and let him come to the house to catch ghosts and drive away evil spirits.

If the police comrade hadn't come in time, he might have been ruined by that old bastard.After speaking, she also assumed the posture of a little woman, which made the interrogating policeman sick. If she hadn't been disciplined, she would have beaten her up.

"That's enough, Mrs. Jia Zhang, stop talking nonsense. We have already got solid evidence. It can prove that Liu Neng was the one you found, who came to your house to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits. And all this is because you slept last night When I was in bed, I dreamed about your dead husband. Just say it’s right.”

The two policemen said sternly.Now they just want to finish the interrogation early and wash their eyes.

Jia Zhang didn't expect the police to have such complete evidence.Immediately her face turned pale, and a stream of fluid flowed out from her lower body, and she peed again in fright.

"Fuck, this old thing, why is he peeing again? It's disgusting. Open the door quickly and let the air out. Why did you take such an errand?"

"I have to ask the captain for leave tomorrow. This is disgusting. I want to rest."

The two endured the nausea in their hearts and completed the interrogation.Really ninja invincible.

Once Jia Zhang's confession comes out, it will be much easier to handle.The fine that should be punished, the sentence that should be punished.It is not up to the interrogator how to determine the sentence.

Let's talk about the silly column.

Yi Zhonghai brought Silly Zhu to the hospital, and the doctor was shocked.The splitting of this skeleton is simply unparalleled and wonderful.It is impossible to have such skill without immersing in orthopedics for 50 years.

Shazhu's arrival shocked the entire Fourth Hospital.The doctor who was off work hurried over when he heard that there was such a patient.

All the doctors looked at Shazhu like they were looking at a national treasure.This posture startled Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai, thinking it was hopeless.

Silly Zhu burst into tears immediately.Yi Zhonghai was still calm, and quickly asked the doctor how the situation was.

All the doctors nodded first, then shook their heads.Scared the fool enough.

"No, doctor, what's the matter with me. Please give me a letter, don't be scary."

"Well, how should I put it, I have been practicing orthopedics for so many years, but I have never seen such a perfect arm. This is a perfect specimen." An orthopedic doctor's eyes radiated a strange light.

Zhao Yunchuan dared to bet that as long as conditions permit, this doctor would dare to remove Sha Zhu's arm and study it.Bet on Xu Damao's son.

"Ahem, Lao Chen, tell me about your illness." The person next to him hurriedly reminded him.

"Oh, how should I put it, these two arms can be said to be useless."

"what!"

"But it's okay, our group of doctors are all here, you're lucky."

"Hey, I thought it was useless, doctor, can we speak without panting. Even if I am fine, I will be scared by you." Silly Zhu heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that he was saved.

"It can be saved, it can be saved, it's just a process, there may be a little bit of pain. Do you want to take anesthesia?"

"Why don't you just take a bone? How painful it can be. Come here, so I can go back to sleep early."

"Okay, old Wu, old Zhang, do it."

"Are you sure you can carry it without anesthesia?"

"A man is a big man, every mouthful is a nail. If you say you don't want to hit, you don't hit."

"Then bear with it for a while, we have to use more strength."

Three doctors surrounded Sha Zhu, one doctor held Sha Zhu's body, and the other two each had an arm.Start bone setting.

Just hear a click.

"Aww, it hurts, it hurts to death. The doctor is going to give me anesthesia. Give me anesthesia." Silly Zhu's painful voice spread throughout the hospital.

"No, this bone setting can't be stopped, it's too late for anesthesia. Just bear with it."

Yi Zhonghai wanted to stuff a towel into Sha Zhu's mouth, but unexpectedly, Sha Zhu bit his arm with his mouth.

"Aww." Another scream came out.

This night, the Battle of the Conferred Gods in the Fourth Hospital.The screams continued one after another.

Until more than ten years later, there were still legends about the Fourth Hospital, howling ghosts and howling wolves in the middle of the night.There are even more good people who wrote this incident into a story and became an instant hit.