Siheyuan: Gain supreme culinary skills at the beginning

Zhao Yunchuan watched as Jia Zhang and Bang Geng came to the door of Xu Damao's house step by step.

Today Qin Jingru left too hastily and didn't lock the door, which saved them a lot of effort.

Mrs. Jia Zhang slowly opened the door, and then quickly got in, followed by the stick.

When the two of them went in, they saw the meal Qin Jingru had prepared for Xu Damao.

Although it is not a big fish and meat, there is also a pot of stewed chicken there.

This is not a small test for Jiazhang and Banggen, who haven't tasted meat for a long time.

As soon as Bang Geng grabbed it with both hands, he grabbed two big chicken legs.

Two clicks, two more teeth marks on the two chicken legs.He stuck out his tongue and licked his leg again, leaving his own taste.

Seeing this operation, Jia Zhang and Zhao Yunchuan who were hiding on the roof were stunned for a while.

"Grandma, you can eat too."

Stick biting the chicken leg said vaguely.

"Okay, good grandson, I will eat too."

Jia Zhang gritted her teeth. She never expected that she would be stabbed in the back by the grandson of the stick.

He took out two chicken wings and a piece of breast meat from the bowl, and Jia Zhang also sat there and began to eat.

Zhao Yunchuan couldn't bear to see the grandfather and grandson put it aside.

How can I make you two feel comfortable?
He took out "Powerful Diarrhea Powder" from his pocket, put some putty on the roof, and rubbed it into pills the size of peppercorns.

Throw it into the chicken soup in a clever way, without anyone noticing it.

"Grandma, this chicken soup is really delicious."

Stick is holding a small bowl, drinking with relish.

"That's right, it might be a good thing to drink chicken soup."

After the two finished the chicken soup, they began to search Xu Damao's house.

But after searching around, I only found dozens of yuan in change, and found nothing else.

"No, Xu Damao shouldn't just have this little money. His ex-wife is Lou Xiao'e. For a family like the Lou's, the dowry must have some gold and silver jewelry."

Mrs. Jia Zhang was full of doubts. Could it be that he can hide better than me?

But you can't break the wall down now.

Zhao Yunchuan could hardly stand on the roof, so Xu Damao hid the money in an iron box and put it under a brick.

The brick was just under one leg of the table.

Zhao Yunchuan looked at it anxiously, and started when he couldn't find the effect of the medicine.

There was no other way, I could only help them by myself, smashing the brick with a palm from the air.

The sound attracted Jia Zhang and Bang Geng, who thought it was someone coming, and immediately fell to the ground.

Don't dare to come here until you find no one there.

Taking out the box from under the brick, the eyes of Jia Zhang and Bang Geng shone with different brilliance.

This is greed.

"Grandma, open it quickly. See what's good."

Stick stem urged, he just wanted to share the spoils now.He found dozens of dollars just now and he only got three dollars.Of course he also hid five dollars himself.

Jia Zhang is not in a hurry, she has a bold idea.

She wants to set the blame on her. (The famous scene is coming!)
"Bang, listen to me. The reason why our family is like this is because of Zhao Yunchuan. If it weren't for him, our family would be able to eat big fish and meat every day."

"Three years ago, it was because Zhao Yunchuan killed his parents, and brought bad luck on your father. It became like that. Today we take half of the money and hide the other half in his house. Tomorrow, call the police and shoot him. "

When Bang Geng heard it, he thought it made sense. He was blind in one eye, and it wasn't all because of Zhao Yunchuan's cat.

Although he refused to admit it, anyone with a discerning eye could tell that it belonged to his family.

Thinking of his own eyes, Sticky's one-eyed eyes immediately became vicious.

"Okay, grandma. I listen to you, but it's not enough. Let's go and hide my mother's and my aunt's clothes. I want him to die."

After listening to BangGong's words, Jia Zhang not only had no opinion, but also praised him.

And proposed that you can also hide your clothes.

Just do it, the two of them first tried to find a way to unlock the iron box.

But it took a lot of effort, but it didn't get opened.

There was no way but to hide directly in Zhao Yunchuan's room.

So the two acted in a division of labor, Bang Geng went to hide things, and Jia Zhang went to steal clothes.

All this was clearly seen by Zhao Yunchuan who was hiding in the dark.

"Heh, I never expected that such a bloody plot would actually happen to me."

Zhao Yunchuan sneered, and at the same time counted down the time in his heart, the sticks and the others took laxatives, but he was pinching them.

I bet a piece of the ocean that the stick will pull his pants if he can't get to my house.

Sure enough, as soon as the two of them stepped out of the backyard door, their stomachs started growling.

The two struggled to walk a few steps.

"Oops. Stomach hurts. No, I have to go to the bathroom."

Stick was the first to be unable to hold on anymore, after all, he once filled the entire hospital's existence.

A little loose is also normal.

Stick put the box on the ground, resisting the risk of leakage, ran all the way to the toilet. (I see that other people set it outside the yard, so that's how I set it.)
Puff puff puff, a thousand miles.

There was a comfortable expression on the stick's face.

But Jia Zhang didn't dare to just put the money box on the ground and tried to pick it up.

But the upper side is tight, and the lower side is loose.

With a snap, it landed.

Puff puff.

The feces-yellow liquid flowed out along the trouser legs.

Accompanied by a foul smell.

Not to mention that Jia Zhang is a ruthless person.

Seeing the situation, she's just messed up, it doesn't matter, she has to wash her pants anyway, what a big deal.

Regardless of the dung pouring out behind him, he bent down and picked up the box.

As soon as Jia Zhang raised her head, she suddenly felt a strong force coming from the back of her head. When she stretched her head out, her eyes darkened and she fell down.

Jiazhang, who fell down, was like a centipede because of diarrhea. He was dead but not stiff, and his body was still shaking.

Holding his breath, Zhao Yunchuan broke the lock on the box with gloves on.

There are not only various hand gestures, but also 5 small yellow croakers, and a wad of cash, at least 800 yuan.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Xu Damao is really rich."

Zhao Yunchuan put the money in his bag, went to the toilet again, knocked the stick out with one palm, and carried it to the backyard of the courtyard.

She also thoughtfully temporarily sealed his acupuncture points, making him stop shitting.

Zhao Yunchuan threw the stick into the backyard and unlocked the acupuncture points.Then put Jia Zhang in a pose of struggling to move forward.

Thinking that the grandparent and grandson wanted to slander him, Zhao Yunchuan decided to discard the stick.As for Jia Zhang's shameless person, he really didn't know what to do to make her lose face.

So just lightly break a leg.

Just do what you said, and in order to prevent the two of them from waking up because of the pain, they lit another "sleep soundly" incense stick.

Let two people suck for a long time.

Then he slapped off Jia Zhang's right femur, then his calf, and then his foot.Facing the little stick stem, pointing to it, the cartilage (l—ī) was scrapped, and two 0s were smashed.

After finishing these, Zhao Yunchuan smiled with satisfaction and left the courtyard.