Teacher He of the Siheyuan

This sound broke the deadlock.

It was a woman's voice, and definitely not Aunt Xu's.

It's a stone hammer, Xu Junping cheated, broke, and his shoes were stone hammered.

Everyone looked at Xu Damao and the wooden door behind him.

Qin Huairu's face changed, the voice was really her mother-in-law, Jia Zhang.

Liu Haizhong's expression brightened, Yi Zhonghai and He Daqing wait for me, I will definitely bite off a piece of your meat.

Xu Damao was like eating a dead mouse, neither standing nor sitting.

Just blocked the door without saying a word.

At this time, He Yuzhu rolled his eyes, pointed to the sky and said to Xu Damao, "Da Mao, look at the flying saucer!"

UFO?

what flying saucer.

Xu Damao subconsciously turned his head to look up to the sky, but there was nothing in pitch black.

Many people also looked up to the sky.

And He Daqing cursed inwardly.

Damn boy, how did you remember the joke I said casually after drinking last time?

It was too late and then He Yuzhu rushed over, aiming directly behind Xu Damao.

And there was one who reacted faster than him, pushed Xu Damao away, and then kicked open the door of Xu's house.

The inside suddenly opened up, and everything was exposed to the neighbors of the courtyard.

Two people in the room, a man and a woman, were fighting.

It's just that the plot is different from everyone's imagination.

Fight not in bed but on the ground.

Although the disheveled clothes are messy, they all fit well.

This is obviously impossible for the big guys.

"No"

The first thing Xu Damao did when he got up was to squeeze into the front row of the crowd.

But this scene made him a little dumbfounded.

Xu Pingjun and Jia Zhangshi are fighting each other.

It's a real fight.

Jia Zhang grabbed Xu Junping's neck with both hands, and the veins were almost popping out, "Xu Junjun, you are a murderer, let go!"

Half of Xu Junhong blushed, the other half turned even redder, and there was an obvious palm print. Without showing any weakness, he also pulled Jia Zhang's hair, causing her to lean back.

Xu Junjun yelled loudly, "Jia Zhang, let go first, I promise about your grandson, and I won't care about it anymore."

The three uncles He Daqing, Yi Zhonghai, Yan Pugui, and Liu Haizhong, the former second uncle who was an enthusiastic melon eater, squeezed into the room together.

Looking at this scene, it is obviously a little confusing.

This is called broken shoes?
Do you call a man and a woman choking each other's neck and pulling their hair as broken shoes?
Liu Haizhong only wondered if he had gone to the wrong room, the two of them were obviously anxious, their blushing and their thick necks seemed to be flirting.

Today, I offended all the three uncles in charge of the yard, and ended up showing me this when I opened the door.

That's it, isn't it happening every day in my house?

The two little bastards didn't smoke once or twice that day.

He Daqing, who was slightly thinner, did not squeeze into the first row and lag behind the other three.

But watching this scene, I was a little surprised at first, and then reacted.

Xu Pingping, this old boy's brains are quick enough, and he directly came up with a tricky trick, turning the affair into a fight, and there are probably more tricks to use later.

Yi Zhonghai realized that his brain was not enough, and the Xu family was too evil today, and they were unexpected several times.

He coughed, "Xu Junjun and Jia Zhang let go quickly, it's not embarrassing to see so many people."

The two of them seemed to have just realized that there were so many people in the room, Xu Ping let go of his hand pulling his hair, and rubbed his neck.

Seeing this, Jiazhang also withdrew her hands, she felt too ashamed to keep her mouth shut and said nothing, she would feel somewhat guilty when surrounded by so many people, especially the daughter-in-law Qin Huairu who was behind the crowd was also staring at her .

In fact, if she could, she would even close her ears and eyes together.

Xu Junjun took the lead and said, "Old Yi and Lao He, where did the two of you go? Why did you disappear after drinking halfway?"

Her tone was full of complaints and puzzlement, as if a daughter-in-law who had been abandoned by her husband was blaming her when she opened her mouth.

Yi Zhonghai was rendered speechless by this sentence. Could it be that he had made a big oolong by mistake when he came back from the bathroom earlier.

However, he is also a person who has been in the capital for many years, and he has been in charge of the courtyard for so many years, so he is not an ordinary person.

Just stunned for a moment, he immediately continued, "Old Xu, why are you fighting with Jia Zhang, you are already old enough to be a father, mother or even a mother-in-law, you should pay attention to the influence"

This is obviously kicking the ball to Xu Junjun again, so let him explain quickly.

The people who eat melons also grew their ears.

They all wondered how their melons escaped.

There are more and more strange things these years, not only scallops can run away.

Even melons can run away.

Xu Junping was already prepared and said slowly, "It's not the two of you, who agreed to drink and not get drunk, and there is no one behind."

"At this time, Mrs. Jia Zhang came over, saying that it was because his grandson Banggan stole my sausage last time, and he was always uneasy, so he wanted to come over and apologize to me, and pay another ten yuan to turn the matter over. It’s over, we’ll still be good neighbors from now on.”

This is a good thing. They are all living in and out of the neighbor's yard, and they can turn hostility into friendship and resolve conflicts. Yi Zhonghai thought to himself, isn't this what he has been doing all the time.

Yan Bugui couldn't help interjecting, "Then why did the fight start?"

"Hey, that incident has been in the past for a while. I forgot about it long ago. Besides, anyone with a discerning eye knows that the kid from the Liu family forced the stick to do it. I can't blame Mrs. Jia, so I didn't collect money. "

Hearing this, Liu Haizhong's depressed mood dropped to the extreme.

He is a football tonight, anyone can kick and step on it.

Everyone was surprised, and few people noticed him at all. Liu Haizhong found himself even angrier at this discovery. ╰_╯

Xu Junping didn't care either, his purpose was to muddy the water and continued.

"Didn't I drink some wine at the time? I must have been drunk and I can't remember. I don't want to accept the money from Sister-in-law Jia, but Sister-in-law Jia insisted on giving it, so maybe I pushed her."

"Sister-in-law Jia thinks that I'm an idiot for venting my anger on her, so she also comes over and pushes me. After I drank, I started to fight, no matter how big or small, and the two of them started fighting."

"Sorry for causing trouble to my neighbors and friends."

As he spoke, he bent slightly and bowed.

In this story it was apparently just a physical altercation between two neighbors who were drunk.

He Daqing looked at it and said that it was really a wonderful frog seed. After eating the wonderful crispy horns, he entered Mickey Mouse Wonderful House, and he was at home.

Such a touch of upper and lower lips turned the physical conflict on the bed into a physical conflict under the bed.

It is indeed one of the old Yin coins in the courtyard.

Xu Damao worshiped directly after hearing this, his father's ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense has reached its peak.

I am still too young, I have to learn more, if I am caught cheating outside in the future, I can use what I have learned now.

Qin Huairu breathed a sigh of relief, as long as her mother-in-law didn't do anything offensive.

Seeing this, He Daqing just smiled slightly.