Siheyuan: I, the bully is here, I will die quickly

After Zhang Xuemu got home, he tidied up for a while. Seeing that Qin Huairu's house hadn't responded yet, he felt strange.

Just then, Sha Zhu came over.

"Do you want to help?" Silly Zhu respectfully handed over a menu: "By the way, take a look, this is my list, I have already thought about a few dishes, you can see if it works."

Zhang Xuemu took it over and took a look. Silly Zhu's handwriting looked neat as a whole, and every stroke was upright.

It can be seen that he is writing very seriously, but the handwriting still reveals that his cultural level is not high.

But a cook is a cook, Shazhu was afraid that he would not know what these dishes were, so he specially wrote notes at the back, and the crooked words could also explain the general method clearly.

Zhang Xuemu smiled in his heart: Shazhu is not very educated, so maybe he respects himself by writing like this.

He smiled slightly: "Okay, I think it's pretty good, let's do it according to Brother Zhuzi's wishes. After all, you are also a master chef, so I'll listen to you!"

Sha Zhu scratched his head and laughed, "I'm really not good at anything, but cooking, hey. I can proudly say that it's absolutely possible. I'll show you off tonight and make sure everyone at your banquet boast!"

Satisfied, Silly Zhu was about to turn around and go to the kitchen. At this moment, a scream came from the direction of Qin Huairu's house: "Come on, help, help, someone is dead!"

Silly Zhu who had just left the house ran over there without saying a word.

Seeing his eagerness, Zhang Xuemu sighed in his heart: After all, Silly Zhu has been brainwashed for several years, and I'm afraid he won't be able to change it for a while. The instinctive reaction of a bad guy is to care about Qin Hairu's family.

Zhang Xuemu shook his head slightly and followed to Qin Hairu's house, he knew very well what should have happened on the other side.

At the same time, the entire courtyard was shocked by Qin Huairu's screams.

One after another, many people rushed to the middle courtyard in a hurry.

"What's going on? It sounds like Qin Huairu called you? What happened?"

"This crying one is just like when his husband left. Could it be that Jia Zhang has something?"

"How is it possible? The old woman raised her fat and fat, even if she falls, she can recover by herself."

Silly Zhu was the first to rush in and saw Qin Huairu kneeling on the ground and crying. The two children, Banggen and Xiaodang, were half lying on the bed, their whole bodies twitching and trembling, and foam was still coming out of their mouths.

"What's the matter? What's the matter?" Silly Zhu hurriedly asked, already bent down to look at the two children.

Qin Huairu cried and said, "I just gave them broth, and it's like this. Yes, yes, yes, the meat must be poisoned!"

"What poisoning? How did the child become like this?" The old man squeezed into the chaotic crowd.

The uncle took a closer look and immediately said: "Yes, this must be poisoned. I think, why don't you send it to the hospital immediately!"

"Send it to the hospital? I'm afraid it's too late. I should see what I ate first, so I can prescribe the right medicine." Zhang Xuemu pretended to be concerned, but sneered in his heart: Dogs can't change eating shit, they deserve it!
Qin Huairu looked at Zhang Xuemu bitterly: "It's your meat, they just ate your meat, and they became like this. You killed my baby, you pay for my child, pay for my child."

Hearing Qin Huairu's roar, everyone stopped talking and looked at Zhang Xuemu.

Zhang Xuemu said with an innocent face: "My meat? Why did my meat come to you? I never gave it to you!"

Qin Huairu was stunned. She couldn't tell everyone that her child stole it.

Seeing Qin Huairu hesitate to speak, he looked embarrassed and anxious.

Zhang Xuemu sneered in his heart, pretending to be stunned: "Oh, I remembered, did you take the meat from the window sill and the threshold? You must have gone home to steal the meat yourself, and stole the meat stained with medicine!"

This time, the audience was in an uproar, and everyone looked at Qin Huairu again.

Seeing that Qin Huairu's face suddenly became extremely ugly, he cried loudly: "It's the meat that Bang Geng went to get from the house. He thought it was the meat of Sha Zhu, and the child didn't understand, but who knows that there is something wrong with your meat. You actually know how to put medicine! Who do you want to kill with medicine?"

"Oh, these dishes are just for the banquet at night. How can you take the meat casually? Those medicines are for rats. I just asked brother Xu Damao to help me decorate the house. I There are mice in this house, we can't let those beasts spoil everyone's food!"

"The meat you stole must have been stained with rat poison!"

Xu Damao, who was watching the excitement at the door, jumped and shouted excitedly: "Ah, this is none of my business. They stole things casually by themselves. They took the meat they shouldn't have. They deserve it for being poisoned."

The uncle patted the table continuously: "Okay, okay! Now is not the time to talk about this, let's hurry to the hospital!" As he spoke, several people came up to help.

Zhang Xuemu shouted directly: "I'm afraid it's too late to send them to the hospital. Seeing them like this, they probably will die when they get to the hospital!"

Qin Huairu couldn't hear the word death, and burst into tears immediately: "Oh, my two poor children, if they are gone, then I won't be alive."

Zhang Xuemu was too lazy to look at Qin Huairu's heart-piercing appearance.

"If you figure it out, don't panic. It should be not long after you ate it, and now you can get out what you ate."

"Hurry up and look for it, see if there is a boy peeing?"

The uncle looked puzzled: "A boy peeing? What's the use of this?"

Zhang Xuemu said: "This is a folk remedy I learned in the army. If anyone in the cafeteria is going to be poisoned by this poison, if there is time, as long as they pour more urine on the boy, they will definitely be cured."

At this moment, several people raised their hands and shouted: "I have it, I have it, I can spread it now!"

"And me, I don't have a wife, I have one too."

Zhang Xuemu saw that many people were actively wanting to drink urine for Qin Huairu's family, so he immediately said loudly: "Then hurry up, hurry up, find a basin to continue!"

The people in the yard had never seen such a thing before, so they believed it, and immediately some people went to find a basin, and some people turned their backs to a wooden bucket and began to urinate.

Soon, everyone worked together to make half a bucket of urine.

Zhang Xuemu looked at the half bucket of urine, and shook his head vigorously: "Hey? Not enough, not enough, you go to drink water, drink more, continue to pee later, then go to the alley to look for it, and shout, is there anyone who is a boy? Call me all over to help pee, as much as you want!"

The uncle arranged for a few people to go to the alley, and the other people who had just urinated began to drink water again and held back their urine.

"Come a few people, get these two children up, open their mouths, and pour urine on them." Zhang Xuemu directly found the ladle.

Qin Huairu was watching a few big men pouring urine on her child. The gurgling sound and the smell filled the whole room, and she felt like she was about to vomit.

At this moment, the two children vomited a lot of urine "wow", and indeed brought a lot of things out of them.

"Oh, it really came out, it's really good." Qin Huairu clapped her hands excitedly, as long as she saw something spit out with urine, she was so excited that she was about to cry.

At this time, the neighbors watching were also very excited.

"Okay, okay, they really spit it out, it seems to be okay"

"You see, the child seems to have responded, Xiao Zhang is really capable."

Some women clenched their fists even more excitedly, cheering and encouraging those who peed and poured urine.

Zhang Xuemu sneered in his heart, he was so excited, I can only blame you for being uneducated and ignorant of common sense, in fact, if you pour soapy water on you, you will also have to vomit, it is terrible to be uneducated.

However, pouring urine can stimulate their stomachs even more, but there is no soap and water to lubricate them. Anyway, saving people is incidental, and punishment can be regarded as completing system tasks.

Qin Huairu saw that douching was helpful, so she went to help do it herself.

Zhang Xuemu stepped forward, pretending to be serious and said: "Well, that's it, feed more, otherwise there will be too much dirt in their stomachs, and something will happen soon."

When Qin Huairu heard this, she immediately regained her spirits, and she was not polite to her child, pouring large spoonfuls of urine vertically, and the urine was poured directly into the stick's mouth without interruption.

Qin Huairu poured urine desperately, sticky mouth and nose sprayed urine, and then spit out large pieces of unchewed meat.

At this time, the stick started to cough.

"Oh, Banggen, you're alright, you're really better, you're really better!" Qin Huairu held the stick and cried with snot and tears.

"Mom, what are you giving me to drink? Why are you so coquettish?" Stick said weakly.

Qin Huairu was only excited, and said dumbfoundedly: "You were poisoned just now, and the medicine I gave you was a elixir. Now you're fine, you're fine."

The old man let out a long breath and said: "Okay, I'll come here after the calculation. It shouldn't be a big deal now. Send it to the hospital."

Zhang Xuemu looked around again at this time, and felt that something was missing.

The only seedling of the Qin family has been poisoned, why is his grandma Jia Zhang not here?

"Sister Qin, where's the old lady in your family, is she okay?"

Hearing this, everyone realized that Mrs. Jia Zhang was not there. The next second, Xiaohuaihua came out from the next room.

"Mom, come over and have a look, grandma is spitting bubbles and won't talk to me anymore."

The uncle and others immediately rushed into the next room, and Jia Zhang lay motionless on the bed like a dead dog, with white foam on his mouth.

The second uncle on the side slapped his thigh: "Oh, it's broken, she ate it too"

"Quick, bring in the urine and pour it on her!" the old man shouted.