"Come here with your ears." Chen Fen beckoned to Sha Zhu.
Silly Zhu leaned over, wanting to hear what kind of bad move he would make again.
But after hearing this, he smiled happily, "You have a good idea. This way, you can beat Xu Damao and avoid trouble for yourself."
"So, even if you want to retaliate, you have to use your brains, don't you?"
"Okay, let's wait until night."
Seeing Silly Zhu leaving contentedly, Chen Fen also laughed.
In fact, Chen Fen didn't give Shazhu any good advice, but told him to wait in a place where no one was at night.
Unknowingly, they wrapped Xu Damao in a sack and beat him, then ran away after the beating.
In this day and age, it's always dark at night. Is there a surveillance camera or something?
If you want to know who hit the person, it's really hard to know.
As long as no one is beaten to death, everything will be easy to handle.
Sha Zhu naturally happily went back to prepare sacks, and prepared to intercept Xu Damao at night according to Chen Fen's method.
He knew that Xu Damao would go out to buy wine every night, and this happened to be his chance to make a move.
So he came to the alley outside the courtyard early, hid in the dark and waited for Xu Damao to appear.
It wasn't until the dim street lights came on that a figure came out of the courtyard.
After seeing clearly that it was Xu Damao, Sha Zhu followed him quietly.
When he got to a place where no one was around, he directly put the sack on Xu Damao's head.
This scared Xu Damao enough, "Who? What are you doing?"
But no matter how he shouted, no one responded to him no matter how he struggled.
I only felt that I was being dragged along, and I could only helplessly shout for help.
Silly Zhu dragged Xu Damao into an uninhabited dead end, with a cold and sharp look on his face.
Tighten the mouth of the sack, no matter how much Xu Damao struggles, he won't be able to get out.
Then he took out the wooden stick he had prepared and beat it hard against the sack.
When I went down with a stick, I could only hear wailing from the sack, "Oh... who are you, why did you hit me?"
Sha Zhu didn't answer, and beat him again with a stick.
Xu Damao's wailing could be heard every time he struck with a stick.
At first Xu Damao was still stubborn, but in the end he could only hear his begging for mercy, "Man, please forgive me. I have money. If you let me go, I will give you my money."
I was tired from just beating Shazhu like this, so I continued to punch and kick after a short rest.
I don't know how long it took, but Xu Damao gradually lost his voice.
Only then did Sha Zhu stop his hands, and his heart skipped a beat.
I thought in my heart that I must have beaten someone to death, right?
He nervously kicked Xu Damao on the ground, but he didn't respond.
I was even more panicked, so I quickly untied the linen bag.
After releasing Xu Damao from his pocket, he saw that Xu Damao had lost his human form by the dim light.
Curled up on the ground motionless, like a dead person.
Sha Zhu probed his breath with his fingers.
A weak breath came from Xu Damao's nose, and Sha Zhu felt relieved.
It's good that people don't die.
As the saying goes, being a thief with a guilty conscience, Sha Zhu looked around and saw that no one found him and left quickly.
……
The next afternoon, Xu Damao came in from the courtyard like a mummy.
Seeing him like this scared everyone in the courtyard.
Chen Fen and Liu Hui, who just came back from get off work, saw a mummy appearing in the yard, and Liu Hui screamed out of fright.
Chen Fen hurried up and kicked, "Where did the mummy come from?"
Xu Damao rolled on the ground in pain, "Who kicked me, I am Xu Damao!"
Hearing that it was Xu Damao, Chen Fen burst out laughing.
I didn't see Xu Damao come back last night, and Yu Haitang went from door to door to ask.
Only Chen Fen knew that Xu Damao was being beaten by Shazhu.
But unexpectedly, he was beaten like this.
So he quickly helped him up, "Da Mao, I thought it was a mummy from Egypt, why did you become like this?"
Xu Damao got up from the ground, "I don't know which bastard, secretly beat me up like this!"
"Ah?" Chen Fen suppressed his laughter, "Then this person is really not human, why are you so cruel?"
"Yeah, if I know who he is, I'll definitely take out a layer of his skin."
"But didn't you see who hit you?"
"Where did I look, he put me in a sack, I couldn't see anything, it was already like this when I woke up."
As he said that, Xu Damao held his waist and ouched a few times.
At this time, Yu Haitang, accompanied by Sha Zhu, also walked in from outside the courtyard.
Seeing Xu Damao like this shocked Yu Haitang too.
Quickly hid behind Sha Zhu, "There is a ghost!"
Hearing Yu Haitang's voice, Xu Damao turned around with difficulty, "Haitang, it's me, I'm Damao!"
"Da Mao?" Yu Haitang couldn't believe it, "Da Mao, why did you become like this?"
When the two met again, they didn't hide it.
Qingqing me, like a lover like passionate love.
Silly Zhu fully understands that Yu Haitang and Xu Damao really got together.
He coughed, feeling bad and wanted to laugh.
What I want to laugh at is Xu Damao's appearance.
This made him can't help but come forward to mock a few words, "Xu Damao, what's wrong with you, you wrapped it like a zongzi?"
Xu Damao looked dumbfounded, "You want to take care of it?"
"Okay, okay, I don't care much."
His attitude obviously didn't realize that he was beaten by himself.
Silly Zhu also breathed a sigh of relief, and didn't ask any more questions.
It's just that what Xu Damao said next shocked him enough.
"Haitang, let's get married in a few days." Xu Damao looked at Yu Haitang affectionately.
Yu Haitang was a little taken aback, "You are already like this, can you still get married?"
"I'm fine, it's just a skin injury, it will be fine in a few days."
"Then... that's fine!"
Seeing that Yu Haitang agreed to his marriage proposal, Xu Damao suddenly felt that the wound on his body did not hurt anymore.
The mood was extremely comfortable, and even the haze of being beaten was swept away.
Only Sha Zhu was indignant, and muttered to the side, "I knew I would have beaten you to a hemiplegia."
"What?" Xu Damao suddenly turned his head, "What did you just say?"
"What did I say?" Sha Zhu began to pretend to be stupid, "I said you are going to marry Yu Haitang, what about Qin Jingru?"
"Qin Jingru?" Xu Damao suddenly panicked, "What does Qin Jingru have to do with me?"
"Okay, you boy! I took up the girl's body for nothing, so I don't admit it now, do I?"
"Silly, I warn you not to talk nonsense, when did I occupy Qin Jingru's body for nothing?"
Silly Zhu didn't care about Xu Damao, and directly followed Yu Haitang to expose his ugly face, "Haitang, let me tell you, this Xu Damao is a person who has two feet on two boats. Before you came, he fell in love with Qin Jingru. You know Qin Jingru Is it Qin Huairu's cousin."
Silly Zhu leaned over, wanting to hear what kind of bad move he would make again.
But after hearing this, he smiled happily, "You have a good idea. This way, you can beat Xu Damao and avoid trouble for yourself."
"So, even if you want to retaliate, you have to use your brains, don't you?"
"Okay, let's wait until night."
Seeing Silly Zhu leaving contentedly, Chen Fen also laughed.
In fact, Chen Fen didn't give Shazhu any good advice, but told him to wait in a place where no one was at night.
Unknowingly, they wrapped Xu Damao in a sack and beat him, then ran away after the beating.
In this day and age, it's always dark at night. Is there a surveillance camera or something?
If you want to know who hit the person, it's really hard to know.
As long as no one is beaten to death, everything will be easy to handle.
Sha Zhu naturally happily went back to prepare sacks, and prepared to intercept Xu Damao at night according to Chen Fen's method.
He knew that Xu Damao would go out to buy wine every night, and this happened to be his chance to make a move.
So he came to the alley outside the courtyard early, hid in the dark and waited for Xu Damao to appear.
It wasn't until the dim street lights came on that a figure came out of the courtyard.
After seeing clearly that it was Xu Damao, Sha Zhu followed him quietly.
When he got to a place where no one was around, he directly put the sack on Xu Damao's head.
This scared Xu Damao enough, "Who? What are you doing?"
But no matter how he shouted, no one responded to him no matter how he struggled.
I only felt that I was being dragged along, and I could only helplessly shout for help.
Silly Zhu dragged Xu Damao into an uninhabited dead end, with a cold and sharp look on his face.
Tighten the mouth of the sack, no matter how much Xu Damao struggles, he won't be able to get out.
Then he took out the wooden stick he had prepared and beat it hard against the sack.
When I went down with a stick, I could only hear wailing from the sack, "Oh... who are you, why did you hit me?"
Sha Zhu didn't answer, and beat him again with a stick.
Xu Damao's wailing could be heard every time he struck with a stick.
At first Xu Damao was still stubborn, but in the end he could only hear his begging for mercy, "Man, please forgive me. I have money. If you let me go, I will give you my money."
I was tired from just beating Shazhu like this, so I continued to punch and kick after a short rest.
I don't know how long it took, but Xu Damao gradually lost his voice.
Only then did Sha Zhu stop his hands, and his heart skipped a beat.
I thought in my heart that I must have beaten someone to death, right?
He nervously kicked Xu Damao on the ground, but he didn't respond.
I was even more panicked, so I quickly untied the linen bag.
After releasing Xu Damao from his pocket, he saw that Xu Damao had lost his human form by the dim light.
Curled up on the ground motionless, like a dead person.
Sha Zhu probed his breath with his fingers.
A weak breath came from Xu Damao's nose, and Sha Zhu felt relieved.
It's good that people don't die.
As the saying goes, being a thief with a guilty conscience, Sha Zhu looked around and saw that no one found him and left quickly.
……
The next afternoon, Xu Damao came in from the courtyard like a mummy.
Seeing him like this scared everyone in the courtyard.
Chen Fen and Liu Hui, who just came back from get off work, saw a mummy appearing in the yard, and Liu Hui screamed out of fright.
Chen Fen hurried up and kicked, "Where did the mummy come from?"
Xu Damao rolled on the ground in pain, "Who kicked me, I am Xu Damao!"
Hearing that it was Xu Damao, Chen Fen burst out laughing.
I didn't see Xu Damao come back last night, and Yu Haitang went from door to door to ask.
Only Chen Fen knew that Xu Damao was being beaten by Shazhu.
But unexpectedly, he was beaten like this.
So he quickly helped him up, "Da Mao, I thought it was a mummy from Egypt, why did you become like this?"
Xu Damao got up from the ground, "I don't know which bastard, secretly beat me up like this!"
"Ah?" Chen Fen suppressed his laughter, "Then this person is really not human, why are you so cruel?"
"Yeah, if I know who he is, I'll definitely take out a layer of his skin."
"But didn't you see who hit you?"
"Where did I look, he put me in a sack, I couldn't see anything, it was already like this when I woke up."
As he said that, Xu Damao held his waist and ouched a few times.
At this time, Yu Haitang, accompanied by Sha Zhu, also walked in from outside the courtyard.
Seeing Xu Damao like this shocked Yu Haitang too.
Quickly hid behind Sha Zhu, "There is a ghost!"
Hearing Yu Haitang's voice, Xu Damao turned around with difficulty, "Haitang, it's me, I'm Damao!"
"Da Mao?" Yu Haitang couldn't believe it, "Da Mao, why did you become like this?"
When the two met again, they didn't hide it.
Qingqing me, like a lover like passionate love.
Silly Zhu fully understands that Yu Haitang and Xu Damao really got together.
He coughed, feeling bad and wanted to laugh.
What I want to laugh at is Xu Damao's appearance.
This made him can't help but come forward to mock a few words, "Xu Damao, what's wrong with you, you wrapped it like a zongzi?"
Xu Damao looked dumbfounded, "You want to take care of it?"
"Okay, okay, I don't care much."
His attitude obviously didn't realize that he was beaten by himself.
Silly Zhu also breathed a sigh of relief, and didn't ask any more questions.
It's just that what Xu Damao said next shocked him enough.
"Haitang, let's get married in a few days." Xu Damao looked at Yu Haitang affectionately.
Yu Haitang was a little taken aback, "You are already like this, can you still get married?"
"I'm fine, it's just a skin injury, it will be fine in a few days."
"Then... that's fine!"
Seeing that Yu Haitang agreed to his marriage proposal, Xu Damao suddenly felt that the wound on his body did not hurt anymore.
The mood was extremely comfortable, and even the haze of being beaten was swept away.
Only Sha Zhu was indignant, and muttered to the side, "I knew I would have beaten you to a hemiplegia."
"What?" Xu Damao suddenly turned his head, "What did you just say?"
"What did I say?" Sha Zhu began to pretend to be stupid, "I said you are going to marry Yu Haitang, what about Qin Jingru?"
"Qin Jingru?" Xu Damao suddenly panicked, "What does Qin Jingru have to do with me?"
"Okay, you boy! I took up the girl's body for nothing, so I don't admit it now, do I?"
"Silly, I warn you not to talk nonsense, when did I occupy Qin Jingru's body for nothing?"
Silly Zhu didn't care about Xu Damao, and directly followed Yu Haitang to expose his ugly face, "Haitang, let me tell you, this Xu Damao is a person who has two feet on two boats. Before you came, he fell in love with Qin Jingru. You know Qin Jingru Is it Qin Huairu's cousin."
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