Transmigrated into a book to become a villain, and the heroines all collapsed

When I met Ye Xiuyuan today, Master Zhou hadn't thought about what to do to him, he just wanted to drive him away.

But he chose to die and caused him a heart attack. Master Zhou didn't need to be polite to him that day.

Ye Xiuyuan grinned his teeth in pain, wanted to touch his butt, but was afraid of touching the silver needle inside.

"How dare you lie to me!" Ye Xiuyuan looked at Master Zhou viciously.

The understanding before was all acting, Ye Xiuyuan overestimated his own charm.

"It doesn't matter if you lie to you, only if you are so stupid can you be fooled." Master Zhou showed a sinister smile.

"Beautiful job." Zhang Nuannuan hooked the corner of his mouth.

Although Ye Xiuyuan hated in his heart and wanted revenge, but there was an unspeakable pain in his buttocks, and he just wanted to go to the hospital as soon as possible.

Ye Xiuyuan walked with a very strange appearance.

"Although it's a bit pathetic, it's really funny."

"It's too miserable." The person who said this couldn't help laughing.

"It's a terrible thing for an old man to start a fire."

Passers-by laughed.

"Ye Xiuyuan, didn't you just say that I could cure Master Zhou, so you chopped off his head and used it as a stool for me?" Lin Ziming added fuel to the fire.

"It's okay to kill you, now you lie on the ground, let me sit on your head, maybe I will be merciful and send you to the hospital." Add more oil.

If you don't step on the hero at this time, when will you wait.

"You..." Ye Xiuyuan turned around to retort, but the moment he turned around, he felt pain in his butt.

"Hmph." Ye Xiuyuan gritted his teeth and let Lin Ziming go temporarily.

Now he wanted to leave here, because the laughter around him made him feel very uncomfortable.

Sure enough, he should not go out today.

I will ask for the almanac when I go out in the future.

What a downfall.

But Ye Xiuyuan didn't know that his bad luck today was not over yet.

Ye Xiuyuan had a car, so he drove to the hospital alone.

But with a silver needle on one buttock, he dared not sit down, so he squatted and drove for the first time in his life.

Unfortunately, the police checked the car today.

"Damn it." Ye Xiuyuan slapped the steering wheel angrily, it was too late to turn his head now.

When Ye Xiuyuan opened the window, the policeman was instantly dumbfounded.

I've seen people with their seat belts off, but this is the first time I've seen them with their asses out of a chair.

Is this a new style of play for the rich?

When the police officer saw Ye Xiuyuan's luxury car just now, he was quite envious.

"Actually, that's why I'm like this..." Ye Xiuyuan wanted to explain, but the policeman pressed his shoulder impatiently.

"Sit down."

"Ah!" Ye Xiuyuan screamed like a pig being slaughtered.

"What are you doing? The police are just checking the car. Is it so scary?" This scared the cars behind.

"What's your name!" The policeman panicked.

"I just wanted to tell you that I have silver needles in my buttocks, so I can't sit still." Ye Xiuyuan burst into tears of pain.

Silver needle in ass?

This picture is simply not too scary.

The way the police officer looked at Ye Xiuyuan changed.

pity.

Ye Xiuyuan rolled his eyes impatiently.

"So can you let me go now? I want to go to the hospital." Ye Xiuyuan squeezed out a smile.

"For such a serious matter, how can I rest assured that you are driving alone? I will see you off." The policeman was very kind.

"No, I can support it to the hospital."

Ye Xiuyuan wanted to refuse. After all, this matter was too embarrassing. He didn't even mention it to his subordinate Zhang Xiaobai.

"You don't have to be polite to me." The policeman insisted.

Knowing that he couldn't be persuaded, Ye Xiuyuan could only let the policeman be the driver for a while.

But this driver is not the quiet type, but the gossip type.

"How did you get stuck with a needle?"

"How does it feel?"

"Who did it? Why did this thing to you?"

Ye Xiuyuan didn't want to tell the police the truth, so he lied.

But the police are facing criminals who are full of lies all day long, so why can't they see it.

Then, Ye Xiuyuan pressed to tell the truth.

police:"……"

Ye Xiuyuan saw the police hold back: You might as well laugh out loud.

Ye Xiuyuan never thought that the short ten-minute journey would be so difficult.

When he saw the hospital, he wanted to cry.

"Let me help you there." The police officer said kindly.

"no need."

I don't want to see you for a second.

Ye Xiuyuan walked towards the hospital with a strange and funny gesture.

"Wait a minute." The policeman called him again.

"They said no." Ye Xiuyuan turned his head impatiently.

"You violated the rules just now, and I will deduct your points." The policeman looked at him sympathetically.

Ye Xiuyuan: "..."

Ye Xiuyuan really wanted to greet his ancestors.

I am so miserable, you still have the heart to issue a ticket!

And Ye Xiuyuan's bad luck was not over yet.

in the hospital.

"Why is there blood in his pants? Hemorrhoids?"

"It's terrible, getting hemorrhoids at a young age."

"She looks pretty good, but I didn't expect to have hemorrhoids." A young female family member felt a little regretful.

Ye Xiuyuan wanted to explain that it was a needle prick.

But use their brains to wonder, they wonder why they were stuck with needles.

As for the reason, Ye Xiuyuan didn't want to talk about it anymore.

Ye Xiuyuan went to the emergency room.

"What's wrong with you?" the male doctor asked.

"Isn't it obvious?" Ye Xiuyuan didn't have the nerve to say his butt.

The male doctor turned his head and saw that there was blood on Ye Xiuyuan's pants, which was still on his buttocks.

Hemorrhoids?It shouldn't be, the place where the blood bleeds shouldn't be there.

The male doctor touched his chin, puzzled.

It was the first time he had seen such a situation.

"Come on, come in with me." The male doctor let him into the room.

When the doctor took off his pants and saw the dense pinholes on his buttocks, he fell silent.

It was really the first time I saw such a situation.

"How did you do this?" the male doctor asked.

"Why so much nonsense, treat me quickly!" Ye Xiuyuan's attitude was very bad.

[-]% man-made.

What did he do to others to be retaliated like this?

The male doctor is very curious.

A few silver needles protruded a little bit, and the male doctor could still hold them out, but the others went in.

The male doctor was sweating profusely after taking out three silver needles, and said, "The only option is surgery."

Ye Xiuyuan became restless when he heard the surgery.

When he was lying on his stomach just now, he was worried that the scars of pinholes might be left.

Now make a small incision in his buttocks to take the needle, and it will [-]% leave a knife scar.

"Are you an intern? Just tell me if you're not skilled, and get me an experienced doctor!" Ye Xiuyuan was disgusted.

The male doctor pushed his glasses and said, "It seems that I not only want to test your butt, but also your eyes."

This male doctor is 53 years old, how could he be an intern.

Ye Xiuyuan looked at the director's sign on the male doctor's chest, and then at the male doctor's face, Ye Xiuyuan was frightened.

Who made him a patient now.

I'm just too annoyed, I'm talking angry, is there any need to be angry?