Starting with ten trillion yuan, I am richer than the richest man in the world

Bai Yingke took a deep breath, and then pressed her temples, "If you have the ability to tell jokes without personal attacks, let's see who makes it funny!"

If Bai Ying is not to be outdone, "Of course, will I be afraid of you?"

Bai Yingke snorted, "I'll come first, one day Shu Qi, Wang Dalu, and Yao Chen were drinking in a bar, and the three of them chatted and suddenly brought up the topic of big mouths.

So the three of them began to compare whose mouth was bigger. Shu Qi was the first to act, picked up an apple on the table, stuffed it into his mouth, then took it out easily, and looked at the other two people with contempt.

Not to be outdone, Yao Chen clasped his hands into his mouth without saying a word, and put them in his mouth together without changing his face.

Wang Dalu smiled.

One minute later, Wang Dalu walked out of the bar alone. "

Bai Yingruo snorted, "What's so funny about you? You still have to watch me when you tell a joke, listen to me!"

"It is said that once upon a time there was a white professor who was sent deep in Africa to live with primitive tribes, and he spent years teaching them reading, writing, math, and science.

One day, the wife of the tribal leader gave birth to a white-skinned child, and the whole tribe was shocked!

The chief of the tribe found the professor that day and said to the professor:

Professor, you're the only white person we've ever seen, and this woman has another white child, and an idiot can figure out what's going on!

But the professor answered unhurriedly:
No Chief, you are mistaken, it is a natural phenomenon, what we in the civilized world call albinism!

After all, the professor pointed to the field over there. If you don't believe me, look at the flock of sheep over there.

Those sheep are all white, but one of them is black, which is the result of natural selection.

After the professor finished speaking, the leader was silent for a while, then said:
How about this, don't mention that black sheep again, and I promise not to mention that white kid again! "

After Bai Yingruo finished speaking, even Bai Ying couldn't hold back her laughter!
"If Bai Ying didn't see it, you understand this dirty joke, unlike me, who can't even understand what is in your joke~" Bai Ying said teasingly.

Bai Yingruo gave her a blank look, "I don't know who looks at Fukada Eomi Mikami Yua every day..."

Bai Yingke hurriedly covered Bai Yingruo's mouth, "I'll sue you for slander!"

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The two were noisy, and Lin Feng on the other side of the phone screen laughed out loud. This laughter seemed to have caught the attention of Su Yushu in the next room.

"Aren't you asleep yet? What are you laughing at?"

Lin Feng covered his mouth, thinking in his heart that he was lucky to wear earphones while watching the live broadcast.

"I didn't laugh at anything, I remembered happy things."

"It's past eleven o'clock, and I have to go to work every day, so go to bed early." Su Yushu said softly.

"It's okay, I'll get into your bed after you fall asleep."

Su Yushu: "???"

Su Yushu got out of bed silently and locked the door of the room. He really believed that Lin Feng would do this!

After all, to some extent, Lin Feng is also a man of one word!

After pulling out the air conditioner and teasing Su Yushu, Lin Feng continued to focus on the phone screen.

These two sisters tell good jokes, so make more jokes.

[Boss Diao Chan: You’re all good, let’s brush up a few more for you before going to bed, just a little lightly. 】

Immediately afterwards, the live broadcast room ushered in the time to be violently ruled by Lin Feng's carnival storm!

[Big brother Diao Chan sent out a carnival x1 in Xiaobai's live broadcast room]

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[Big brother Diao Chan sent out a carnival x100 in Xiaobai's live broadcast room]

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[Big brother Diao Chan sent out a carnival x1000 in Xiaobai's live broadcast room]

A thousand carnivals! ! !
[There is poison in the shit: "Swipe It Lightly" made a thousand carnivals, and made 300 million. Well, this is a big brother Diaochan! 】

[Milk-red pink head: Is there any big brother who calculates how much money Diao Chan spent in total just now? 】

[No one knows live broadcasting better than me: I did the math, Mr. Diao Chan swiped 450 carnivals for the first time, and then swiped [-], [-], [-], and finally [-], a total of [-] Five hundred carnivals, converted to [-] million! ! ! 】

[The poor man is ugly at 1.5 meters nine: I feel like I'm drifting away, so I decided to buy the five yuan a piece of sausage that I've been craving for a long time! 】

[It is the bald man who always shines: Brother is also a person who has participated in multi-million-dollar projects. The boss Diao Chan earned more than 400 million, and I earned more than 40, which is about the same. 】

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The thousand carnivals that Lin Feng posted helped Bai Yingruo's live broadcast become the most popular on Douyin, and the number of people in the live broadcast exceeded one million!

Bai Yingruo originally had less than 50 fans, but now it has broken through [-]!And it is still growing at a speed visible to the naked eye!

What's even more frightening is Lin Feng's account. At present, the number of fans has easily exceeded one million. Judging from the current growth rate, when he wakes up tomorrow morning, he will have at least 200 million fans!
For a while, Diao Chan's name also appeared in the hot searches on various platforms, appearing in bullet screens and comments in various live broadcast rooms.

Lin Feng's Douyin background also received countless private messages from female anchors.

Some half-covered that they admired Lin Feng's personality and wanted to get to know Lin Feng.

He directly sent his contact information, saying that as long as Lin Feng said a word, he could be airborne anywhere in the country at any time!
There are also those who send sexy photos of themselves, saying that they are single and lonely, and want Lin Feng's hand to warm her heart!

even……

There are also men posting pictures...

But Lin Feng didn't know about all this, because Lin Feng directly exited the live broadcast room after finishing 1000 carnivals, put the phone silently aside, and fell into a deep sleep.

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Eight o'clock the next day.

Lin Feng was awakened by knocking on the door.

Su Yushu's voice came from outside the door, "Get up, go to work at nine o'clock, don't be late."

Lin Feng's brain was still awake, but he replied uncontrollably: "Horse, get up immediately."

Su Yushu outside the door didn't knock on the door after getting the reply, and went directly to wash up.

10 minute later.

After Su Yushu came back from washing, she still didn't see Lin Feng pushing the door out. She felt a little puzzled, so she knocked on the door again, "Aren't you up yet? You're going to be late if you don't mind."

"Get up, get up."

"Then I'll go buy breakfast first. When I come back, you should just finish washing and eat."

Another 15 minutes passed.

Su Yushu came back with buns and soy milk, but still did not see Lin Feng.

"Aren't you up yet?"

Su Yushu put the breakfast on the coffee table, then came to Lin Feng's door and knocked, but this time there was no reply.

"Lin Feng, have you gotten up? Are you still in the room?"

"..."

There was no response, Su Yushu was puzzled, and then looked to the bathroom, "Did you get up to wash up already?"

So Su Yushu turned the doorknob of Lin Feng's room, um, the door was unlocked.

After opening the door and entering, I saw that Lin Feng was still asleep, and seemed to have dreamed of something good, with a smile on his lips.

With a straight face, Su Yushu came to Lin Feng's bed and patted Lin Feng's thigh vigorously.

"Get up, get up! The sun is drying your ass! I'm going to be late for work!"

Lin Feng slowly opened his eyes in a daze, "Huh?"

"I called you twice just now, and you promised to get up each time, why are you still asleep?"

Lin Feng's upper eyelids and lower eyelids were still fighting, and he said with a confused face, "When did you call me?"

Su Yushu: "..."