Starting with ten trillion yuan, I am richer than the richest man in the world

"Well...if you don't eat...how about I help you eat it, it can't be wasted..."

Bai Yingruo looked at Lin Feng and whispered.

Lin Feng smiled, "Eat, eat, I'm not hungry anyway."

With that said, Lin Feng pushed the steak and pasta in front of him to Bai Yingruo.

"Thank you Lin Dong."

Immediately afterwards, Bai Yingruo seemed to be afraid of Lin Feng's misunderstanding, and hurriedly explained: "Director Lin, I usually don't eat much, but I didn't eat at noon today..."

"It's okay, it's okay, eat when you're hungry, if it's not enough, you can grab your sister's, I think she eats much slower than you."

"It's true. My sister has been slow to eat since she was a child. If I'm hungry, I'll grab her." Bai Yingruo chuckled.

Bai Yingke: "?"

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Bai Ying is really slow to eat, if Bai Ying finished the second steak, she still hasn't finished her own.

"Hiccup~"

Bai Yingruo hiccupped with a silly smile, and patted her stomach, "I'm so full!"

Bai Yingke glanced at her, "It can be seen that I am indeed quite full, my stomach is bigger than a bear!"

"You're still talking about me, my stomach is bigger than a bear when I'm full, and your stomach is bigger than a bear when you're hungry!"

"You're talking nonsense, I'm B! And I'm almost close to C!" Bai Yingke lowered her head and looked at her clothes, and said unconvinced.

"Sister, don't lie to yourself. I saw it when I took a shower last night. You are flatter than the runway of the airport!"

"You're bold, aren't you? Believe it or not, I'll spank your ass?"

At this time, Lin Feng coughed twice, "Well, cough cough, don't do things like spanking here."

Bai Yingruo and Bai Ying were used to bickering, they just forgot that Lin Feng was sitting opposite them.

In an instant, the faces of the two sisters were flushed, and their eyes were fixed on the ground, not daring to look at Lin Feng.

Immediately afterwards, the two sisters finished their meal in silence, and then Bai Yingruo spoke first, wanting to resolve the embarrassment just now.

"Well, Mr. Lin, we're done eating, let me tell you a few more jokes. I've saved up a few more jokes during this time."

Lin Feng raised his hand, "Speak, if you speak well, I will take you to a good place in a while!"

Bai Yingruo took a sip of the drink, moistened her throat, and said: "Once upon a time, there was a big fish and a small fish in a river.

One day, the little fish asked the big fish: Big ~ fish ~ big ~ fish ~ you ~ normal ~ often ~ happy ~ like ~ eat ~ what ~ what ~ ya?

The big fish said: I ~ like ~ like ~ eat ~ talk ~ talk ~ slowly ~ small ~ fish.

Then the little fish said: Oh, Jiang Zi, made it! "

Before Lin Feng said anything, Bai Ying took over immediately, "It's up to me, so I won't tell the story I made up, let's tell a real story about Bai Yingruo, I was with her a few days ago While taking a bath, she suddenly turned around and asked me: Sister, why do I feel that my bears are one big and one small?
I took a look at her and exposed her ruthlessly: You don't call one big and one small, it should be a very small one, and there is no one at all! "

"Sister!! Director Lin, don't believe what she said, she is younger than me!" Bai Yingruo stared at Bai Yingke.

Lin Fengxin said that in fact, you can ask me to do a notarization of this kind of thing, let me touch it, ahem, let me measure it, won't the result come out?

However, Lin Feng only said this in his heart. Now that he and his sisters are not very familiar with each other, it is not appropriate to say such words.

The two sisters didn't stop, and each joked one by one.

But then the protagonist of the joke the two of them told was replaced by two people: one named Xiao Ke and the other named Xiao Ruo.

Bai Yingruo: "Once upon a time, there was an unlucky child named Xiao Ke. One night, Xiao Ke was singing at home. When the high note was soaring, the neighbor knocked on the door. As soon as the door opened, he gave a thumbs up: You sang the high note just now, right?" ,sounds so good!

Xiao Ke smiled, and waved his hands modestly: "It doesn't sound good, it doesn't sound good."

The leader punched Xiao Ke in the face: You fucking sing it even if you know it doesn't sound good! "

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Bai Yingke: "Once upon a time there was a flat-chested child named Xiao Ruo, when she was a boy, he hid in the dormitory and smoked during his lunch break.

Just when he was smoking vigorously, he suddenly heard someone coming from outside, Xiao Ruo took a sharp puff and threw the cigarette away.

At this time, someone opened the door and came in. It was the dean who came in. He saw Xiao Ruo squatting on the balcony and asked: What are you doing?

I saw a lot of white smoke coming out of Xiao Ruo's nostrils, and then said: I'm angry. "

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Bai Yingruo: "It's still that unlucky child Xiao Ke. She once traveled to the Warring States period, and saw a Chu countryman who was selling goods on the side of the road praising his shield and saying: My shield is so strong that any sharp thing can pierce through it." impenetrable to it.

Then he bragged about his spears and said: My spears are so sharp that they can pierce through anything that is solid.

Xiao Ke walked up to him and asked him: If you stab your shield with your spear, what will happen?

The Chu people didn't know how to answer, so they walked up to Xiao Ke, slapped him, stabbed him to death with a spear, and said, "You're the one who talks too much!" "

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Bai Yingke: "It's still Xiao Ruo, the flat-chested child. Once in class, Xiao Ruo suddenly wanted to fart, and she was sure and sure, it was definitely a loud fart.

In order to let go of this loud fart silently, she came up with a brilliant idea, to cover it up by slapping her hands fiercely when farting.

So she slapped her hands suddenly, and the whole class turned to look at her. Under the eyes of everyone, she let out a super loud fart! "

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Bai Yingruo: "When the unlucky child, Xiao Ke, was very confused about the future, so she found a fortune teller to calculate her future fortune!
The fortune teller pinched his fingers and said: After you are 20 years old, you can have as much money as you want!
Two years later, the 20-year-old Xiao Ke looked at the change in his broken bowl and finally understood what the fortune teller meant!There is as much money as you want. It turns out that it is a beggar! "

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Bai Yingke: "Xiao Ruo, a flat-chested child, once went to an interview and saw the signboard saying that the salary was 6000-4000, so she asked HR strangely: Isn't it usually 4000-6000? Why do you do it the other way around?
HR悠悠的解释道：6000和4000中间的不是范围，而是减号，这个职位的工资是6000减4000=2000。”

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Just like this, Lin Feng rested his chin on both hands, quietly listening to the twin sisters telling jokes.

It would be great if there were a few more people in this situation!

Bai Yingruo and Bai Ying could tell jokes, Su Yushu and Gillian lay in his arms one on the left and the other on the right, so that his hands had space, Liu Xin was behind, using a big E as a pillow for herself, Cheng Yanqiu was in charge of kissing , Luo Nanqing grasped the true meaning of life...

That kind of scene is exciting just thinking about it...
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Thank you to the two Xiuer from the full-level Cheerful Army for the reward, and thank you to the one Xiuer from "Madam" for the reward. There will be an update tomorrow, and I won’t thank you for the rest of the gifts from the good brother. They will all be in tomorrow’s reward. ,grateful! ! !