Starting with ten trillion yuan, I am richer than the richest man in the world

"That was the first time I was confused. Until now, when I think about it, I still have a very deep impression, as if I can clearly remember every second at that time!" Huo Fan squinted his eyes, as if recalling That beautiful moment.

After a while, Huo Fan looked at Lin Feng, "How is it? This time count as one?"

Lin Feng nodded, and then gave Huo Fan a thumbs up, "Brother Fan, you are this! Speaking of it, you are still going astray! Did you go on this road since then and never return?"

Huo Fan smiled shyly, "Since then, although my hair hasn't grown long, I have often gone to the barber shop. Until now, if that big sister has something to do, I won't be stingy. Who told her to give it to me?" I had a very unforgettable adolescence!"

"It turns out that Brother Fan still has this part of the past! No wonder the game is so wasteful now, it turns out that the basics are well laid!"

"Brother Fan has a good habit of being diligent and thrifty since he was a child, and he has been taking the bus since he was in junior high school!"

"Okay, okay, don't recall the past, let's move on to the second one, you have passed the first one."

"Don't worry, am I just about to say it? The second one is when I was in college. I was in the sage mode for a while because of my indulgence. I wanted something different, so I fell in love online!"

Huo Fan started the memory mode again.

"At that time, I cut off all my female friends, and I also deleted all those friends with benefits, and I concentrated on chatting with that person on the Internet.

We chatted for several months, and I spent a lot of money on him. Finally, when we confirmed our relationship online for 1 day, we decided to meet!
But on that day, I experienced unprecedented darkness! "

Following Huo Fan's words, everyone's emotions also reached a climax, and they hurriedly asked, "And then? Did she give you your waist?"

Huo Fan rolled his eyes at the person who asked the question, "If I lost a waist, can I still gallop like I am now? Listen to me!"

"At that time, I made an appointment with my online dating partner to meet directly at the hotel. Before I went, I specially cleaned up. At that time, I had been rebooting for nearly half a year, and I planned to do a big job on that day! I planned to use up all the six block spirits I bought. !
After I arrived at the hotel, he hadn't arrived yet. After I sat on the bed and waited for a while, there was a knock on the door!

I hurried to open the door. After opening the door, there was him at the door!

He was wearing a mask, and his long bangs covered his forehead. Only his eyes were exposed on his whole face, but his eyes were exactly the same as those in the photo. I was very happy, so I hugged him directly and carried him into the room.

But just when I was about to go further, I pulled his wig off, he's a man! ! !

Do you know how devastated I was? "Huo Fan's complexion is like a bitter melon, people who have not experienced it will not understand.

Everyone covered their mouths and laughed, and Cheng Wen held back his smile and asked, "Then... then did you half push and then..."

Huo Fan's eyes widened, "Brother Cheng, what are you thinking? I'm 24K straight! At that time he confessed to me that he was curvy, and then because he was afraid of being discriminated against in reality, he planned to date online, but at first Online dating was not going well, when he confessed his orientation, almost all of them were directly deleted as friends!

So he came up with a bad idea, pretending to be a woman on the Internet, then chatting with a man, and finally meeting, in case one of them remembers the old love during the online chat, he will succeed!

At that time, I listened to him on the surface, but in my heart I already had the idea of ​​running away, and then I pretended to obey him, and he kissed him several times to make him feel relieved, and then ran away while he was taking a bath! "

Huo Fan heaved a sigh of relief. That experience was really thrilling. If one of them is not done well, the fart may change from whirring to puffing in the future!

At this time, someone said, "Brother Fan, you didn't take care of your brother? Can you still contact him? I would like to learn kung fu with him!"

The one who spoke is also a person who likes to fight with people!

Huo Fan: "..."

"After I escaped, I immediately blocked his contact information forever, and even dropped the phone I was chatting with him! You want to find him on the street!" Huo Fan said angrily Said.

After Huo Fan finished speaking, Cheng Wen clapped his hands, "Brother Lin, do you think this experience counts?"

Lin Feng pondered, "According to the level of excitement, I won't lose to the first one, but Brother Fan, you seem to be a bit off topic. I'm asking about the most impressive things at that time. You two don't have that!"

Huo Fan had a bitter look on his face, "If it really happened, I guess I would have jumped directly from that hotel window! How can I tell you a story here?"

"Okay, okay, then this is also considered, this time there are two in total, and there is the last one!"

"I have to think about it. The two just now are the two that impressed me the most. The rest are almost forgotten. Now the one that impresses me the most is the big G from a while ago, but that you guys Already know."

About 1 minute later, Huo Fan suddenly slapped his thigh!
"I thought of it! It was after I indulged in sex for a long time. During that time, my body was relatively weak, so I was a little fast. Of course, it was just a normal fast, and it was incomparable with Old Shen!"

Huo Fan didn't forget to hurt Shen Fei when he talked about himself.

"Shut up, it's just the first time I'm nervous, and now it's all in hours!" Shen Fei brags and doesn't write drafts.

Huo Fan grinned, "Old Shen, thank you, this is the best cold joke I've heard in the past few days!"

"Huo Fan, wait for me, I will get you drunk in a while, and then I will do for you what your former online dating girlfriend, ah no, the online dating boyfriend failed to do!"

Huo Fan was shocked, and quickly covered his back, "Old Shen, don't get excited, I was talking nonsense just now."

Shen Fei rolled his eyes at him, "Hurry up and continue, from where you are faster."

Huo Fan took a sip of his drink, and then continued: "Because I am faster, when I had sex with my girlfriend at the time, I was over, but because she was wearing a blindfold, she had sex by herself again. People yelled there for several minutes..."

The room was silent for a few seconds, then...

puff!
"Hahahahahaha..."

"Hahahahahahahahaha..."

"Brother Fan, why don't you buy a magnifying glass in the future, and just fool yourself!"