Siheyuan: He Yuzhu's happy salted fish life

Tong Jiahui gave He Yuzhu a supercilious look, and said coquettishly:
"You can be late to get the marriage certificate, I think you don't take me to heart at all."

Although he didn't have a watch, he knew by looking at the weather that it wasn't time for work yet!But he came late after all, and he didn't dare to talk back, so he said flatteringly:

"Daughter-in-law, you have wronged me. The reason why I am late is because I have been thinking about you all night. I was so excited that I couldn't sleep, so I got up late."

"Humph!"

Tong Jiahui snorted coldly, the expression on her face improved, she glanced at him, and said:

"You can even fool my parents, I know I can't tell you, wait, you just said the second senior brother? What is the second senior brother?"

"Zhu Bajie carries his wife, don't you know?"

"Haha! Are you Zhu Bajie?"

"As long as you are my daughter-in-law, I will be Zhu Bajie."

"Hey Zhu Bajie is so ugly, then I won't marry."

"Hey! It's up to you now!"

Finally got the marriage certificate, Tong Jiahui's face was brimming with happiness, but also a little shy, He Yuzhu smiled with small eyes and big teeth, and thought to himself:
"Hey! Got it!"

They went to the Food Bureau and moved all Tong Jiahui's things into the courtyard.

Walking into the room, closing the door, He Yuzhu wanted to hug his wife for a while, but Tong Jiahui pushed him away, raised her eyebrows, and said with a smile:

"He Yuzhu, we are married now, and I am your legitimate wife. There are a few family rules that I must tell you in advance."

House rules?He Yuzhu was startled, his eyes widened, and he looked at her with some trepidation, and heard her continue:

"First, I will be the only one to bully you in the future, you are not allowed to bully me, and you are not allowed to murder me, you must always treat me well and listen to me in everything.

Second, in the future, I will have the final say on all matters in the family.

Third, your wages must be handed in in full. If you go out to cook banquets for others, you must report to me in advance, clarify the price, and hand in all of it when you come back.

Of course, what about your wife and me!I am also a reasonable person, I will give you five yuan of pocket money every month, but it will be paid out in the form of monthly supplements. "

The corners of He Yuzhu's mouth twitched when he heard this, and he looked at his daughter-in-law with drooping brows, and paid out in the form of supplements. Doesn't that mean that I can only have five yuan forever?
It's a bit too ruthless!

He was still thinking about how to bargain with his wife, when he heard Tong Jiahui say again:
"What I said, you can't have an opinion, let alone refute, and you must abide by it.

Now it's your turn to share your opinion and request! "

I let you finish all the words, how dare I say anything!

Forget it, seeing you are so happy, let me let you!
There's no shame in spoiling your wife!

He Yuzhu drooped the corners of his eyes, looked at Tong Jiahui with a threatening face, grinned, and said:
"I have no request, only two additions.

First, what the daughter-in-law says is always right.

Second, if the daughter-in-law is at fault, refer to the first article. "

"Ha ha."

Tong Jiahui laughed loudly, the laughter was full of happiness, she felt that her man was too cute, and it was fine if he didn't refute those overbearing family rules, but he actually helped her to add two more.

She firmly believed that she did not marry the wrong person, and believed that this man would spoil her for the rest of her life.

Moved is moved, what should be handed over still has to be handed over. Under the urging of his wife, He Yuzhu took out the small wooden box in which he held the money.

There are six hundred or so yuan in the small box, which is the money he earned when he went out to cook banquets for others, which is considered a huge sum of money in this era.

Seeing the envelope in the box, he remembered the bicycle ticket that Factory Manager Zheng gave him. He quickly took it in his hand and said happily:

"From now on, you will live at home, and you will go to work far away. We will go and buy a bicycle in a while."

Tong Jiahui pursed her lips, and said with some embarrassment:

"I can't ride a bike."

"what!"

He Yuzhu exclaimed. He didn't expect that such an arrogant person like Tong Jiahui would not know how to ride a bicycle. In order not to embarrass his wife, he said quickly:
"If you can't ride, you can't ride! I will walk with you in the future, so what should I do with this ticket? Why don't you sell it!"

"Why are you selling it! What a rare bicycle ticket! How good it is for rainwater!"

While talking, Tong Jiahui reached out and took the envelope and put it on her body, confiscating all the money in the small wooden box.

After finishing the family's financial transfer work, the two went out to buy some vegetables and walked towards the chief's house, where Tong Jiahui's parents were still waiting for them.

Chief's house.

The two walked into the room, Cheng Shuya looked at the marriage certificate, feeling both happy and sad, happy because her daughter got married, sad because her daughter got married.

But when He Yuzhu sincerely called out to his parents, they were relieved again, alas!Just be an extra son!

When He Yuzhu went to the kitchen to cook, Tong Jiahui proudly told the family rules they had set, and everyone laughed.

Especially Tong Zhewen, he was so happy!Hehe, it turns out that this kid is really an ear-splitter. My family status has been raised in an instant. When I am in a bad mood, I can bully my son-in-law. Just thinking about it makes me happy!
After dinner at the chief's house, Tong Jiahui's parents left. Before leaving, Tong Zhewen took away two bottles of good wine from the uncle.

Siheyuan.

Because it was too late to play chess with the chief, when He Yuzhu and the others returned to the courtyard, it was almost dark.

When He Yushui saw his brother and Tong Jiahui coming back, he hurried over, and the first thing he said when he entered the door was:

"Brother, sister Jiahui, have you got your marriage certificate yet?"

The husband and wife said almost in unison:

"I got it."

"Really! That's great, then I won't be able to call you Sister Jiahui in the future, but I will call you sister-in-law instead."

He Yushui seemed a little excited. She took Tong Jiahui's arm and said with a smile:

"Sister-in-law, I've already changed my mind. Is there any change fee?"

He Yuzhu has black lines all over her head, what kind of sister is this!It's a rip-off when you enter the door.

"Of course there is!"

But Tong Jiahui seemed very happy. While talking, she took out the bicycle ticket from her body, handed it to He Yushui, and said:
"This ticket has already been paid for. Tomorrow my sister-in-law will accompany you to buy the bicycle."

"what!"

He Yushui exclaimed, looked at his brother in a blink of an eye, then at Tong Jiahui, and said:

"No, no, sister-in-law, it's too expensive, I can't have it."

"Silly girl, we are a family, you are still polite to your sister-in-law, don't look at your brother, take it."

As he spoke, he stuffed the ticket into He Yushui's pocket, looked at He Yuzhu in a blink of an eye, and said:

"This ticket is your brother's private possession. I found it today. It is yours. We will buy the bicycle back tomorrow."