Siheyuan: No one can afford this man

Looking at the chicken stewing in the casserole, Xu Damao couldn't bear it anymore.

"Silly Zhu of Gou Ri, are you still a human being? My family keeps the old hen that lays eggs, and you stew it if you say it is stewed?"

"Losing money quickly!"

Lou Xiaoe followed behind and also saw the chicken in the casserole. She frowned and said, "Silly Zhu, even if you and our family Xu Damao don't deal with each other, there is no need to steal our chicken."

"You're a grown-up man. Although you're not married yet, you can't be as gluttonous as a child, right?"

Silly Zhutou looked at the chicken in his own pot without looking up, and replied: "I said you two should keep your mouths clean, and don't steal at every turn. Go to whoever steals your chicken."

Xu Damao was about to jump up in anger at Sha Zhu's unreserved words. He rolled up his sleeves and wanted to punch him twice, but when he realized that he was no opponent, he turned his fists on the spot and pointed at the casserole and asked, "You still say no?" You stole it? What's in your pot?"

Sha Zhu was not used to the couple either: "Anyway, I didn't steal your chicken."

After speaking, he pointed to the chicken in the pot: "Besides, you said this chicken belongs to your family, so you call him and see if he agrees."

Xu Damao looked at Shazhu's playful look, and felt that his lungs were about to explode.

At this time Xu Damao has decided that the chicken in Shazhu's pot must have been stolen from his house.

Silly Zhu is to revenge himself.

Shazhu picked up the soup spoon, took a spoonful of soup from the pot, tasted it carefully, and said loudly on purpose: "Hey! Don't tell me, this chicken soup is really fresh."

After speaking, he glanced at Xu Damao who was stomping his feet in anger, with the attitude that I am mad at you.

After a while, Sha Zhu found that the two had no intention of leaving, and felt that the two did not seem to be joking.

He looked at the two suspiciously, and asked, "No, is your chicken really lost?"

When Xu Damao heard this, his blood rushed to his head.

Isn't this silly pillar too bullying?

Obviously there is his own chicken stewing in the pot, but he still pretends to be concerned.

Before Xu Damao had time to speak, the impatient Lou Xiaoe quit: "I just stared in the room for a while, and when I came out again, the chickens in the coop were gone. Can it be fake?"

Silly Zhu saw that the expressions of the two did not seem to be fake, and felt strange. I bought this chicken from the market, so naturally it couldn't be from Xu Damao's family. Who took the chicken from Xu Damao's family?
Could it be that there are really thieves in this yard?
Bad, silly Zhu suddenly thought, when I got off work tonight, Bang Geng and the two little girls were looking for chickens everywhere, maybe it belonged to Xu Damao's family, and after thinking about it carefully, I guess this matter is probably close to ten.

Silly Zhu cursed secretly in his heart: "You bastard, you're causing trouble again!"

But this matter is really difficult to solve, after all, stealing a chicken is not a shameful thing, and the chicken is also very valuable.If there was a commotion, the police would be easily called in, and maybe Bang Jiao would be caught and locked up in the juvenile prison, and then it would be troublesome.

Seeing that Sha Zhu hadn't spoken for a long time, Xu Damao thought he was guilty of a thief, so he yelled at him: "Nonsense, I brought back two old hens from the countryside. I don't know who is up and down in this yard. Now there is only one left in the cage." Now, could it be that I hid it myself?"

Shazhu looked at Xu Damao's anxious face, and felt that he must not have lied.

Although he was angry at the behavior of Bang Geng in his heart, he was happy to see Xu Damao anxious. Xu Damao and him had never dealt with each other. Seeing Xu Damao suffer now made him very happy.

But if you're happy, it's not good for the stick to make things worse: "Okay, okay! Look at the way you two are in such a hurry, isn't it just a chicken, even if I stole it, I will compensate you." It's over."

As soon as Xu Damao heard that he was subdued, his temper suddenly became angry. He and Sha Zhu have been fighting for so many years, but they have never gained the upper hand.

Now that I have caught Shazhu’s opportunity to make a mistake, I have to pay him a good fortune, so I said: "What do you mean? You stole it obviously, but you just pay for it! I don’t want too much, just give me ten." Let’s settle this matter for a dollar.”

Silly Zhu originally thought about the matter of three or two yuan, and he didn't want to spend too much time, but he never thought that Xu Damao, the grandson of the lion, would ask for ten yuan, and his own salary is only thirty or so yuan a month. .

So he picked up the rice spoon and pointed at Xu Damao and shouted: "Ten yuan? Is your chicken skin made of gold, or is the chicken bone made of gold? Why don't you want a hundred? Three yuan, do you want it? Tell me again Playing a rogue, be careful that I will cut you."

Silly Zhu took out three yuan and threw it on the table.

Xu Damao couldn't let it go like this, so he said relentlessly: "I, Xu Damao, am a reasonable person, and I don't have the same knowledge as you, a rough man. My chicken is kept for laying eggs, and ten yuan is really not much from you. "

Silly Zhu happily said: "Lay an egg? Pull it down quickly, what kind of egg will you lay!"

Having been married for several years and having no children, this has always been Xu Damao's biggest weakness.

As soon as he heard this, he couldn't help it: "You idiot, I must kill you today!"

Rolling up your sleeves, you're going to fight Silly Zhu.

Sha Zhu had practiced before, so he was naturally not afraid of Xu Damao, so he greeted Xu Damao with his fists raised.

With just three or two blows, Xu Damao was beaten until he ran away with his head in his arms.

"Ouch! Silly Zhu, you are serious!"

"Xu Damao, I think you haven't applied for housing for three days, how dare you blackmail people!"

"Hiss...you still hit me! Is it reasonable for you to steal my chicken?"

Xu Damao was beaten by Sha Zhu so that he ran around like a headless chicken, and hid behind Lou Xiaoe to have a chance to breathe.

Xu Damao was beaten up with a bruised nose and a swollen face. He opened his throat and yelled: "You idiot! I'm not finished with you! It's fine to steal chickens, but you dare to beat people! I want to call the police and let you sit in the police station!"

Seeing her man being beaten, Lou Xiao'e immediately became anxious, and shouted outside: "Beat me! Come on quickly, silly Zhu beat me!"

The voice of the couple quickly alarmed the whole courtyard, and the big guys walked out of the house one after another.

The first uncle, the second uncle, the third uncle and the deaf old lady also came.

Yan Jieli also copied his hands and followed behind.

The elder Yi Zhonghai came over, looked at the three people who looked like fighting cocks, and said, "What is going on with your two families?"

Yi Zhonghai is an eighth-level fitter in the rolling mill, and he is also highly respected in the compound. He is one of the managers of the compound voted by everyone.

Xu Damao saw that the big guys had arrived, his waist stiffened immediately, and he said in an airy voice: "Master, let me tell you. This boy Shazhu is too hateful, he didn't say anything after he stewed our chicken. After being discovered by me, I still beat people. You see, my eyes and footprints on my body were all made by Shazhu."

"Mine is an old hen that keeps its eggs. Silly Zhu, if he says stew, he will stew it!"

Silly Zhu saw him beaming with excitement, adding fuel and jealousy, and immediately rushed forward with his fists raised.

The second uncle beside him, Liu Haizhong, hurried over to stop him: "Silly Zhu, what are you doing! How dare you do it in front of so many people!"

Seeing that Sha Zhu was about to make another move, Xu Damao panicked a little.Flashed behind Yi Zhonghai: "Master, look. In front of your old man, he actually wants to hit someone. He doesn't take you seriously."

Yi Zhonghai separated and was about to wrestle with the two: "It's alright, alright, let's stop making trouble!"

He felt that this matter was a little tricky, and asked the second and third uncles: "Do you two have any ideas?"

Liu Haizhong is an official fan, and he finally had a chance to show his face, of course he would not let it go, he also wanted to exercise his power as the second uncle: "Don't argue about this matter, since we are all here , then simply hold a meeting of the whole hospital to discuss a solution and try to satisfy everyone."

The third master Yan Bugui's eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands: "That's fine, let's have a meeting to discuss it."