Siheyuan: No one can afford this man

When he walked to the door of Xu Damao's house, Bang Geng still hesitated.

So he tugged at the corner of Jia Zhang's clothes and said in a low voice, "Grandma, don't forget it. If Xu Damao catches me, he won't beat me to death."

Jia Zhang looked disgusted but didn't want to get angry, so he could only say: "Think about it, you are here, if you don't steal the eggs, is it worth our hard work in the middle of the night?"

Stick twitched his mouth, took out a small knife from his pocket, and said, "Okay, I'll just go!"

Then he took a deep breath as if he was going to die righteously, and walked towards the door of Xu Damao's house.

Just when Bang Geng was about to strike, Jia Zhang suddenly stopped him: "Don't worry!"

Bang Geng was already nervous, but this time he was startled and shivered, looked at Jia Zhang in surprise and said anxiously: "Grandma, don't be surprised, okay?"

Jia Zhang said: "Don't rush into the house, you go and look inside the chicken coop, maybe there are eggs in it, and they didn't pick them up."

Bang Geng shook his head again and again: "I'm not going! It's so quiet at night, what if the rooster crows? I was terrified of stealing during the day, for fear that the crowing of the rooster would attract people."

Mrs. Jia Zhang patted the arm of the stick: "Let me tell you, chicken, if you go to get it during the day, it will definitely hide and bark, and you have to worry about being discovered."

"This night is different. This thing is blind at night and can't see you at all. Even if you take the egg from under its ass, it won't know."

"Besides, even if you are caught. You can argue about it in the yard, but you can't explain it if you are caught in the house."

Yan Jieli hid in the dark and listened to every word of the conversation between the two.

He couldn't help sneering in his heart, it really wasn't that the whole family didn't come into the family, there were all kinds of children in every kind of family, this old lady was full of bad things, no wonder she raised such a white-eyed wolf grandson like a stick.

Yan Jieli's system-modified body and his master-level skills have allowed him to see things at night.

In the dark night, he was stunned to see the movements of the grandfather and grandson clearly.

Unaware of Yan Jieli's peeping, the grandparent and grandson sneaked towards the chicken coop in the dark.

Although Jia Zhang has told him that the chicken can't see anything at night, there is still no bottom in the stick.

Stealing an egg is not like stealing a chicken, just squeeze the beak of the chicken and stuff it into the bag.

Not to mention whether it will bark suddenly, even if it turns around and yells, it won't be able to bear it.

This chicken has been looking for food in the pile of stones all day long, and its mouth is sharp. It is inevitable to be bitten by it. Bleeding is certain. Although ordinary people think that there is something to be done by nagging the chicken, when it is time to actually operate it, people will be because of it. Fear of the unknown.

It's completely psychological!
Stick stem carefully groped in the chicken coop, but couldn't find it for a long time.

He turned his head and whispered to Mrs. Jia Zhang: "Grandma, no! I think it's better to go and look in his room."

Jia Zhang said: "Don't worry, look for it again. It won't be too late if you really don't enter the house again."

Watching BangGong's every move, Yan Jieli felt funny in his heart.

After a little thought, I decided to play tricks on them.

He randomly found a small stone on the ground, and threw it at the hen in the cage with a "swish".

The hen was hit on the wing by the small stone, and suddenly jumped up.

Bang Geng was terribly scared at first, but suddenly felt the commotion in the chicken coop and panicked, and pulled his hands out in a hurry.

The old hen didn't care about this, she subconsciously switched on the combat mode when she was attacked, and started to attack indiscriminately around her, so she slapped her stern hand fiercely.

Stick was so snarled by this mouthful that he forgot what he was doing now, and quickly covered his hands and yelled.

"Ah...hh..."

The old hen was so frightened that she woke up completely and clucked and clucked, and kept flopping about in the coop.

Lou Xiao'e in the house has been feeling a little unwell recently, so she sleeps very lightly.

Hearing the voices of people and chickens outside, he was awakened immediately.

She pushed Xu Damao who was still snoring loudly beside her: "Xu Damao, get up quickly, someone outside seems to be stealing our chicken."

Xu Damao was originally a little annoyed that Lou Xiao'e didn't let him make out at night and didn't want to talk to him, but when he heard that someone was stealing chickens, he immediately became agitated, and quickly got up to look for clothes: "Bring my clothes quickly!"

Lou Xiaoe threw the clothes to him and urged: "Hurry up, people who stole the chicken will run away in a while."

Xu Damao said impatiently: "I know, this black lamp is so fast, you don't know how to pull the lamp."

Hearing the movement in Xu Damao's room, Yan Jieli also felt that the time was ripe, and immediately shouted: "Come on, someone! Someone is stealing a chicken!"

When the grandparents and grandchildren outside the door heard this, they turned around and ran away.

With quick eyes and quick hands, Yan Jieli rushed out from the corner, and a stick flew out and hit BangGong's arm.

Stick covered his arms and let out an "Ah".

The lights in the whole courtyard were turned on one after another, and Xu Damao didn't care about whether the lights were on or not, and rushed out with his trousers up, one hand up and a flashlight in the other.

The flashlight shone in the direction of the chicken coop, and found that Stick was lying on the ground with his arms covered and screaming.

Yan Jieli stood by.

But Jia Zhang unexpectedly ran towards the door of Xu Damao's house in a panic.

It happened that when Xu Damao pushed the door, he knocked her down to the ground.

The white and fat Jia Zhang was hit like a ball and rolled out.

Xu Damao opened his throat and shouted: "Steal the chicken, steal the chicken! Come on, catch the thief!"