Villain: My earthy love story made the hostess set collapse

[Except for the protagonist Xiao Fan who can barely escape your father's torture, nine lives would not be enough for anyone else. 】

Gao Heng was amused at the thought of this.

He remembered that in the original text,

Uncle Jiang can be described as a complete daughter-in-law,

He is very vigilant about whether there will be any stinky men cheating on his daughter's feelings.

After Xiao Fan bewitched Jiang Chan,
Uncle Jiang set up a deadly trap, gathered all the masters of ancient martial arts, and tricked Xiao Fan into the game to suppress and bind him for torture.

If it wasn't for Xiao Fan's powerful halo, the protagonist escaped from death, and the others really wouldn't be able to live without the protagonist's life.

Although in the finale, Uncle Jiang and Xiao Fan finally settled their suspicions and became a family.

However, the plot is still very impactful.

The plot of the sadistic protagonist:
Fingernails were pulled out, fingers were broken off, centipedes were placed in the ears, and steel needles were nailed directly from the soles of the feet.

It also asks you how much one thousand minus seven equals, to keep you sane.

○Tsk tsk tsk, Uncle Jiang's methods can be described as extremely cruel! !

Fortunately, I am the villain,

At best, he would die happily so that he would not be subjected to such inhuman torture.

"The protagonist deserves to be the protagonist. The few opportunities to enjoy the torture are all at the VIP level."

Gao Heng thought of this and sighed softly.

"My cousin really likes me."

Jiang Chan blinked lightly, feeling extremely happy inside.

Although she didn't know what the male protagonist and female protagonist mentioned by the other party represented,
But Jiang Chan knew that her cousin didn't hate her,

These are all disguises, and that's enough!

She finally had a chance,

Express the love you have hidden in your heart for many years to the other party!

"Cousin, what are my dad and Uncle Murong talking about?"

Jiang Chan found a good opportunity to sit next to Gao Heng and speak.

She and Gao Heng are not relatives,
The reason why the two of them occasionally called cousin cousin,

The main reason is that Gao Heng's father and Jiang Jianguo have a very good relationship.

Therefore, in order to get close, the two younger generations are also called cousins ​​and cousins.

"I guess they are planning to discuss my marriage with Qiuyue."

Gao Heng opened his mouth in relief, looking at the people on the balcony from time to time.

Every time he said Murong Qiuyue's name, his eyes seemed to be shining.

【Murong Qiuyue win me some points, brag about my shortcomings with them, and let me taste the taste of a defeated dog. 】

[Uncle Jiang and the others seemed to be discussing, let Murong Qiuyue go on a date with me? 】

[Come on, shopping with you like an iceberg, are you planning to treat me to ice scum. 】

【To be honest, I would rather go shopping with Jiang Chan and use her as a shield than seeing your stinky face every day. 】

Gao Heng thought a lot.

It's not without reason that he thinks that way,
After all, the plot changed again,
If it continues to deteriorate,

He has to find a way to remedy it, or take it easy,
Going shopping with Murong Qiuyue by myself,

It is very likely that the actions of the more normal protagonist Xiao Fan will be biased!

That would make the plot even more confusing.

"So cousin wants to go shopping with me so much?"

Jiang Chan's heart is overflowing with love,

In her eyes, Gao Heng automatically added beauty and filters to make him look more handsome,

The sentence in the other party's heart, using himself as a shield, was also automatically ignored by Jiang Chan as he didn't hear it.

"Cousin, I want to play with my phone."

Jiang Chan spoke aggrievedly.

The girl's mind changed, and she was ready to take the initiative to attack when there were only two of them together.

"What kind of mobile phones do children play with? It is not good for the eyes, so they are not allowed to play."

Gao Heng showed his rare indifference to the other party.

As long as he keeps indifference to Jiang Chan, the opponent's line will be stable!
"He. He reads books every day at school, so he just wants to play with his mobile phone."

Jiang Chan rubbed her eyes with her slender hands, as if she was about to cry.

Gao Heng was astonished when he saw this,

He remembered that this little girl was quiet on the outside but she was a little witch on the inside.
The other party doesn't look like such a crying girl!

A trace of bad feeling was fleeting in Gao Hengxin.

Before he could react,

Jiang Chan took Gao Heng's phone,
And also sitting on each other's lap and playing with the phone!
"Here, why are you sitting on my lap?"

Gao Heng frowned slightly, pretending to be angry.

"You are my brother, and I am your sister. It's not strange for a sister to sit on your brother's lap, right?"

"Still. Cousin has any strange ideas?"

Jiang Chan tilted her head cutely, her soft ponytail hair shaking slightly.

The girl looked innocent and innocent, obviously not understanding the thinking of the adult world.

"This"

Gao Heng was speechless,

He never expected that he would be rendered speechless by the innocent reason of the little girl.

If he has an opinion, it will appear that he is wretched.

Before Gao Heng could figure out how to reply to the other party,

Jiang Chan sat on the opponent's lap and started playing with her phone.

The means are extremely cruel!

These words suddenly floated in Gao Heng's mind.

He fought a cold war,

Gao Heng had a vague feeling,

This little cousin who has no blood relationship with me,
Will it also have a broken personality?
"Cousin, doesn't your mobile phone have a browser built by the manufacturer? Why did you download another browser?"

Jiang Chan looked at the phone interface, not understanding why his cousin had to download an extra browser.

As she said, she was going to click in to see the special features of this browser.

"Hey! This can't be messed up casually!"

Gao Heng's face was livid with fright, and he quickly took back his phone.

He uninstalled the Youc browser software as quickly as possible,
You must know that every man's browser hides a big secret!
As the mobile phone emits a prompt sound effect of successful uninstallation,
Gao Heng's heart seemed to be broken,

The hundreds of G secrets buried in the browser disappeared accordingly.

[Jiang Chan!Because of you, I gave up the most precious resource, and I cried! 】

[Don't sit on my lap, okay, brother, I'm really afraid of you. 】

[Why are you suddenly so rebellious. 】

[Could it be that my attitude is not cold enough, it shouldn't be. 】

"All right."

Jiang Chan pouted.

But my heart is sweet,

Although she doesn't understand what resources are,

But Jiang Chan knew that her cousin gave up the most precious things for her sake,
I am more precious than my cousin's most precious thing,
I'm so expensive!
Perhaps, this is the love that goes both ways~
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"It just doesn't feel right anymore."

Gao Heng found that his right eyelid kept twitching,
Jump right eye jump Choi disaster!
It was the first time he noticed,
Facing this little witch, he was completely passive.

He can subdue Murong Qiuyue with earthy love words,

To Chu Lianyi, he can show the other party what it means to flirt with a girl with high EQ.

Only Jiang Chan,

When the opponent just approached him,
Gao Heng was completely at a loss and fell into a passive state.

There is quite a kind of pain that the first emperor lost his [-]G resources in the middle of his business.

the most important is,

Gao Heng really didn't dare to touch Jiang Chan,

Otherwise the other party's father
The means are extremely cruel!

"Go down quickly, or I will be angry."

Gao Heng asked Jiang Chan seriously to stop sitting on his lap.

If this continues, he is afraid that he will not die at the hands of the protagonist, but Uncle Jiang will take his own ashes in advance.

"Then answer me a question first."

Jiang Chan leaned sideways on the opponent's thigh, her white and tender hands kept spinning.

"Speak quickly, and let me go down after you finish speaking."

Gao Heng frowned and spoke sharply.

After finishing speaking, he craned his neck to look at Uncle Jiang standing on the balcony,
It was a little relieved to find that the other party didn't notice his side.

"Do you know if my heart is on the left or the right?"

Jiang Chan smiled mysteriously.

"Aren't normal people on the left?"

Gao Heng was so confused that he gave the answer at will.
Because he was too nervous, he didn't even realize that this was a routine of earthy love talk!
"No, no, no."

Jiang Chan's double ponytails swayed slightly, indicating that the answer was incorrect.

"Are you one of the few people whose heart is on the right side?"

Gao Heng made a sound in surprise, still pointing something in his hand.

"I hate it~!"

Jiang Chan shyly slapped the opponent's finger that was protruding to her heart.

"Tell me, I don't want to guess!"

Gao Heng shuddered when he noticed that the people on the balcony were about to return to the living room.

Now he only wants to let the other party go down quickly, so as to avoid being misunderstood by Uncle Jiang.

"Really, I don't understand the fun at all."

Jiang Chan murmured, approached the other party's ear, and spoke softly,
"My heart is always on your side, bad~ brother~ brother~!"

After the girl finished speaking, she sat back next to the other party, her face flushed and she looked extremely shy.

Boom! ! !

Gao Hengru was struck by lightning.

His lips trembled slightly, and his brain seemed to be in a shutdown.

This is obviously Jiang Chan's bold confession to herself!
If Uncle Jiang knows,
I will definitely be eaten alive by the other party,

The means are extremely cruel!