Villain: My earthy love story made the hostess set collapse

After Gao Heng returned home.

Received a terrible message on the mobile phone WeChat.

A message from my little cousin Jiang Chan
There is also a message from Uncle Jiang!
Double explosive, ice and fire double sky!

Jiang Chan: [Bad brother, are you resting today? My father is going on a business trip tomorrow, and tomorrow we will go on a date. ]
Uncle Jiang: [Nephew, I’m on a business trip tomorrow, and recently I peeked at Cicada’s diary, my daughter is going on a date with that doggy man and he’s going to bring his ID card, hehehehe! ]
"What the hell is the god of death coming!"

When Gao Heng saw these two messages, his expression was extremely pained!

He didn't dare to imagine that he actually received the 'Sweet Love Letter' and the 'Death Invitation Letter' at the same time.

Isn't this killing yourself!

After thinking about it again and again, Gao Heng decided to reply to Uncle Jiang first.

＜Chat interface＞
Gao Heng: [That dog man actually brought an ID card, I'll go!He is simply heinous and unforgivable! ]
Uncle Jiang: [Cicada is still studying, this dog man actually wants to go to the hotel with my daughter so early!Hehehe! ]
Uncle Jiang: [When I catch that dog man, I will cut off his hands and feet. ]
Uncle Jiang: [I asked the doctor to graft him the limbs of a dog, and let him be a real dog man. ]
Gao Heng: []
"You think this is a plant, is there such a graft!"

Gao Heng put down his phone and looked at his healthy hands and feet with a pale face.

Why does he feel that if he is found out, his death will be worse and worse in the future! !

Gao Heng shook his head vigorously, shaking off the cruel picture he had imagined.

He hurriedly replied first: [Uncle Jiang, then how are you going to catch that dog man on a business trip tomorrow? ]
Gao Heng is not sure.
Is Uncle Jiang really on a business trip, or a fake business trip!
Ding Dong!

Another message beep appears.

Jiang Chan: [Bad brother, why don't you reply to me? Didn't you see the message? Then I'll call you? ]
Gao Heng: [I am here! ]
Gao Heng quickly replied.

If the little cousin calls her, if Uncle Jiang hears that she will die even faster!

Jiang Chan: [Hee hee, did you see this message and get so excited that you don't know what to reply. ]
Jiang Chan: [Remember to bring your ID card, I want to show you what I bought (*////▽////*)]
Jiang Chan: [In the room that day, you accepted his confession, and you have already kissed Chan'er.]
Jiang Chan: [Since we're going both ways, you won't even refuse a date, don't you want to go with Chan'er? ]
"Lying in a trough, this is killing me."

When Gao Heng saw the news, his expression was painful, and he kept scratching his hair with his hands.

He is the man Uncle Jiang said, a dog man who was caught trying to put on an 'prosthetic'!
extremely cruel
Gao Heng: [Good sister, it’s not that I don’t want to date you, it’s mainly my brother and I who need money the most]
Gao Heng: [I'm busy earning a bride price for you. I want to work overtime these days to save enough money to marry you. I really can't go on a date with you. ]
Jiang Chan: [Okay, then I'll ask my father if I can marry you on the spot, I want to be your good helper, house, government, and wife! ]
Jiang Chan: [Cicada helps the bad brother to take care of the company affairs together, the evening is our sweet time~]
"Get married in place, you are letting me die in place!!"

Gao Heng took a deep breath.

Only now did he realize that what everyone said about the suffering of love is
What the hell is the pain of being cut off limbs and wearing prosthetic limbs like dogs!

"Housewife doesn't describe it like that."

Gao Heng complained a few words and picked up the phone again, ready to reply to the other party.

While he was worried and frightened, he couldn't help but appear in his mind,

Jiang Chan's petite body, wearing a white kitchen skirt, cooks soup at home and waits for her to go home.

The picture in the mind goes deep,

Gao Heng took a look at the broth in the pot,
What the fuck Uncle Jiang prepared for himself is the dog leg stewed!
When he turned around, he saw Uncle Jiang looking at him with red eyes! !

What the hell! ! !

Gao Heng stopped the terrifying picture in his mind.

He quickly tapped the screen with his fingers and replied:

[About Jojo, I'm dating!As long as I can see my cousin, everything is secondary. ]
After Gao Heng sent this sentence, he covered his face with his eyes, and tears flowed first when he wanted to speak.

I can use the God of War with the crooked mouth as a shield, and I can only block it once at most, and that is when Uncle Jiang is not present.

Judging from this situation, I have more than one date with Jiang Chan!

Besides, if this date is seen by Uncle Jiang, it will be a stone hammer, and it will be dead!
He wants to live now, to live longer.

chat interface.

Jiang Jianguo sent a message.

Gao Heng: [Uncle Jiang, how are you going to catch that doggy man on your business trip tomorrow? ]
Evening, 19:44.

Uncle Jiang: [It's because I'm on a business trip tomorrow afternoon, so I'm contacting you, you help me watch the little cicadas. ]
Uncle Jiang: [Hey, your cousin has become more and more wary of me recently. She may relax when I am on a business trip this time. ]
"Okay, Uncle Jiang is on a business trip, I'm still safe if you ask me to see Jiang Chan!"

When Gao Heng saw this news, he felt as if he had received an amnesty.

He checked himself, and he didn't decide what he found!
Gao Heng: [It's also difficult, Uncle Jiang, if Cousin Jiang Chan is guarding against you recently. ]
Gao Heng: [She may have also thought that you might want to take advantage of this opportunity to attack. With the IQ of Jiang Chan's cousin, I'm afraid she might be on guard. ]
Gao Heng: [However, I will try my best, as long as that dog man appears, I will follow that dog man! ]
Gao Heng vaccinated Jiang Jianguo in advance.
After all, I may have to date Jiang Chan many times in the future,

Now it is possible to drag a little bit of news.

Uncle Jiang: [As expected of my good nephew, he is so considerate. ]
Uncle Jiang: [You can go and watch secretly. With you here, at least I can rest assured of Chan’er’s safety. ]
Uncle Jiang: [I'll try my best to see if I can postpone the business trip so that our uncle and nephew can arrest people together. ]
"Damn it, Uncle Jiang, you must not go on a business trip, otherwise it will be too difficult for me."

When Gao Heng saw Uncle Jiang's last sentence, his mood collapsed.

If the other party really doesn't go on business, he will be in danger!

Ding Dong!

chat interface.

Jiang Chan: [Bad brother, you still call me sister now, should you change your name now and then? ]
"what?"

Gao Heng's heart trembled when he saw the news.

He tapped his finger on the screen and replied intermittently: [Old wife? ]
Jiang Chan: [Husband!I love you! mua~! ]
"This is too high!"

Gao Heng looked at the phone screen dumbfounded.

His heart is alive right now!

While scolding the dog man with Uncle Jiang, at the same time flirting with Jiang Chan.

It feels like,
Riding in a convertible with President Kennedy - exciting 'to die for' ah!

Jiang Chan: [Okay, I still like you to call me sister, this title is fine once in a while. ]
Uncle Jiang: [Nephew, I will have dinner with you at noon tomorrow. After dinner, I am going to go on a business trip. You will secretly monitor Chaner when the time comes. ]
Gao Heng looked at the message sent by the two, and responded with two-line operation.

One is to make oneself mentally inappropriate, and the other is to make oneself physically inappropriate!

His uneasy heart never stopped.

[Bad brother, can you tell me two words of love, you haven't told me before. ]
Jiang Chan sent a message.

My cousin's former teacher said love words to sister Murong.

She has never been treated like this before, and now she holds the opponent's handle,
You must take back what belongs to you severely.

"Women are really troublesome!"

Gao Heng looked bitter when he read the message.

But what can he do,
Who told my little cousin to have a father controlled by a perverted daughter!
Gao Heng and Uncle Jiang both sent messages,

Both of them spoke very well.

[Cousin Cicada, how much I want to step over the phone to hug you, instead of holding the phone to think about you, I want to have you every morning and evening, not the you in the photo, there are thousands of love stories, it is better to be by your side. ]
Gao Heng edited this nasty love story casually, and when he was about to send it,

He saw the nickname of the other party,
Sudden cardiac arrest!

Because I always send messages between Uncle Jiang and Jiang Chan frequently,

He almost sent this love story to Uncle Jiang! ! !

"I'm lost, can you two end the chat quickly, I almost died"

Gao Heng was so frightened that he quickly pressed the delete button to delete this love story.

Fortunately, he did not send it by mistake.
Otherwise, the method is extremely cruel.
Gao Heng calmed down, clicked on Jiang Chan's chat interface, and re-edited the love story and sent it to the other party.

He then chatted with the two for a while.

Mainly to determine tomorrow's plan and dinner!
Uncle Jiang: [Eldest nephew, don't talk for now, I will sharpen my big knife at night and greet him when the time comes. ]
Jiang Chan: [Bad brother, don't talk for now, I'm thinking about what clothes to wear tomorrow, and then I'll show you what to wear. ]
Jiang family villas.

In the same house, the behavior of the father and daughter is different!
Jiang Chan opened the closet and took out dozens of beautiful little dresses,

She blushed and kept trying on clothes in front of the vanity mirror.

This is my first date with Brother Gao Heng, so I have to wear the best clothes for him to appreciate!

the other side.

Jiang Jianguo went into the basement and took out an old torture tool, a bone scraping knife.

Sitting on a low stool, he sharpened his big knife and laughed ferociously.

This is the moment when I am most likely to know the true face of the dog man, and I must punish him with the greatest pain!
Jiang Chan is happy and shy,

Uncle Jiang grinned horribly.

The father and daughter have different ideas, but there is one thing in common.

Looking forward to tomorrow's arrival!