The flower protector of the female president

This ignorant intruder put on a pair of slippers, put a bottle of beer on the table, sat down at the table of Chen Xing and Su Mengyu, stepped on the chair with his feet, and said that sentence After the vulgar lines, a pair of triangular eyes stared at Su Mengyu maliciously.

Su Mengyu frowned, and looked at the other party with contempt.It's not that she despises this kind of street food stall person, but she despises this person's vulgarity.

Chen Xing looked at the intruder coldly, and said: "There are still many vacancies over there, you'd better go away now, it's not good to be shot for 10 minutes!"

"Yo? Did you hear that this soil turtle still wants to shoot me for 10 minutes!" the man said to the people sitting in the food stall.

The people in the food stall suddenly burst into laughter.

Su Mengyu took a look, only to realize that the people sitting in the entire food stall were all yellow-haired, and they were all in the same group. She and Chen Xing obviously didn't choose the right place, and they didn't choose other places. I just picked a place where a bunch of punks meet.

This vulgar intruder had a big gold tooth inlaid in his mouth, his body was straight, his arms were bare, a green dragon was tattooed on the left side, and a white tiger was tattooed on the right side. His appearance was not vicious, but rather obscene.

A yellow-haired man came over and asked Big Jinya: "Brother Jinya, do you want to throw this turkey boy into the street?"

"Don't be so rude, what if you frighten the little beauty?" Da Jinya suddenly became very gentle, and was about to explain something to the yellow hair, when he suddenly found that the yellow hair was gone.

Then I heard the yellow hair screaming in the street, as if it fell hard.

Da Jinya was dumbfounded, what's going on, this yellow hair was talking in front of him just now, why did he run into the street and fell in a blink of an eye?
Of course, this yellow hair was thrown out by Chen Xing. Since this person suggested throwing people on the street, he must really like being thrown on the street, so Chen Xing satisfied his peculiar hobby.It's just that Chen Xing moved so fast that no one could see what was going on.

Of course, Da Jinya didn't know that Chen Xing was a master who could not be messed with.They were drinking hotly in the food stall, and a BMW stopped in front of the food stall. This is a new thing. How can anyone drive a BMW to run a food stall?

In the end, he saw a little beauty and a soil turtle getting out of the car, and Da Jinya immediately understood.Oh, this is a romantic love story between a princess and a frog prince when the rich lady is bored, bored, and reads too many romance novels.At this time, Da Jinya was already ready to repair Chen Xing, who looked like a turkey who couldn't be more turkey.

Sure enough, after a while, the soil turtle tricked the little beauty into kissing him.

That's okay, let my big gold tooth do justice!Since the little beauty likes to play so much, let me, Brother Jinya, play with her!
Therefore, the big golden tooth broke into the screen just when Chen Xing had succeeded, perfectly destroying Chen Xing's plan.

At this time, Da Jinya didn't care about a little yellow hair, he likes to run to the street and wrestle himself, it's none of my business!

Da Jinya reached out to touch Su Mengyu's delicate and delicate chin, and said, "Little beauty, if you are bored, it is better to give the BMW to this turkey than to Brother Jinya. Not only does the car drive well, but the car is shocking." Kung fu is even better, why don't we go to the car now and let you try my brother's kung fu?"

As soon as Da Jinya's hand went out, it was caught by a chopstick.

The hand holding the chopsticks belonged to Chen Xing, and Chen Xing said: "It seems that you can't reduce your sentence, you have to be shot for 10 minutes!"

Da Jinya's hand was caught by Chen Xing's chopsticks and he couldn't move. He tried his best, but he couldn't pull his hand out from the pair of thin chopsticks. He wondered if he was bewitched?
"Damn it, what are you still doing in a daze? Hurry up and cut this soil turtle!" Da Jinya had no choice but to ask for help from a group of yellow-haired people who were still watching the fun.

Huang Mao who was sitting in the food stall came to his senses at this moment, picked up beer bottles and the bench under his buttocks one after another, and surrounded Chen Xing.

"Smash him to death!" someone in Huangmao said, and then, beer bottles and benches all smashed on Chen Xing's head.

There was another sound of "ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping," and a group of yellow-haired people holding beer bottles and benches were thrown onto the street by Chen Xing again, and they twisted on the street with howling ghosts and wolves.

Da Jinya could see clearly this time, Chen Xing held his hand with chopsticks in one hand, and threw out the yellow hairs around him one by one at an almost invisible speed with the other hand, while the hand holding the chopsticks remained motionless. Da Jinya's hand still seemed to be clamped by two iron rods, unable to move an inch.

At this moment, Da Jinya's spine felt a chill, and only then did he realize that he seemed to have offended someone he shouldn't have.

And Su Mengyu, who likes to watch the excitement, watched the yellow-haired people fly to the street one by one to pile up Arhats, and clapped her little hands, shouting: "Brother-in-law of the bumpkin is so amazing!"

Chen Xing was very depressed at first, and he was looking forward to having a room with the little goblin all the time, but the little goblin's idea was just to drink a little wine. Finally, he took a chance to take advantage of the little goblin and kissed her. Golden Tooth Da Ma sat down with a golden knife, destroying his perfect plan.

Tell me, should this person die?
Damn it, it should have been shot for 10 minutes!
Chen Xing had already pulled out a long needle from his bag, and put it between Da Jinya's eyebrows.

That big gold tooth couldn't move, couldn't dodge, and kept yelling: "What are you doing? What are you going to do?"

"Don't do anything, let you enjoy the pleasure of shooting for 10 minutes later!" Chen Xing pricked Da Jinya's brow and the back of the ear respectively, then let go of the chopsticks, and put the needles into his bag.

Da Jinya regained his freedom and thought to himself, hey, these three needles don't hurt at all.

As soon as Da Jinya finished thinking this way, Chen Xing picked up a screw with his chopsticks and threw it out, hitting the gold tooth in Da Jinya's mouth. The unbearable pain was like being hit by a bullet.

"Ah!" Da Jinya couldn't help howling, and covered his mouth with his hand again.

It hurts, it hurts so much!

In fact, that gold tooth was just a false tooth, it was not connected to any nerve in his body at all, but it was very painful!
"Little goblin, try it too!" Chen Xing said, making Su Mengyu also grab a screw and throw it on Da Jinya's body.

Su Mengyu hated what this man said just now was vulgar and obscene, so according to Chen Xing's words, she clamped a screw and threw it at him, but her strength was very small, and her accuracy was not good, she just landed lightly on the big screw. on Gold Tooth.

Unexpectedly, the big gold tooth was lightly hit by this screw, and there was another burst of unbearable pain, and I couldn't help but screamed "Ah!"

"Huh, does it hurt that much?" Su Mengyu looked puzzled at the big gold tooth clutching her body in pain.

"He must be pretending!" Chen Xing echoed Su Mengyu, pretending to know nothing.

And Da Jinya cursed bitterly in his heart: Pretending to be your sister, it hurts me to death!
Da Jinya didn't know why, but the screw that Su Mengyu flung seemingly weakly just now caused so much pain when it hit him.Only Chen Xing knew all this. Chen Xing's three needles just now had adjusted the painful nerves on Da Jinya's body to the extreme. As long as he was touched lightly on him, he would feel as if he was hit by a bullet, and the pain would be overwhelmed!

Next, it was the bullets that Chen Xing prepared for Da Jinya.Chen Xing didn't eat one of the two plates of fried snails that Chen Xing asked the boss to fry, and now, he greeted Da Jinya without wasting a single one.The screws were like bullets, and they all hit Da Jinya's body, causing Da Jinya to fall to the ground and roll all over the floor in pain.

You can't escape if you want to escape, and you can't hide if you want to hide.

"Brother-in-law, why is he lying on the ground?" Su Mengyu asked puzzled.

"I don't know. I saw that he pitied him and asked him to eat screws. Who knew that he was lying on the ground and refused to get up! Probably because he felt that we didn't give enough, so he didn't want to get up. Let's act like a fool on the ground." Chen Xing turned to the big Jin Ya said to Su Mengyu while throwing screws on his body.

"Oh, brother-in-law of the bumpkin, then you can give him more!" Su Mengyu said kindly.

Da Jinya screamed for a full 10 minutes, and all the yellow hairs who had fallen on the street did not dare to get up, for fear that once they got up, the soil beetle would greet him with this terrible screw.

"I said to shoot you for 10 minutes, do you think it's a joke?"

After 10 minutes, Chen Xing finally stopped, and the bad breath in his heart finally dissipated a little.

And Da Jinya howled on the ground for 10 minutes, as if walking in hell.It is impossible to be shot for 10 minutes. Once a person is shot a few times, he will die quickly. If he hits the vital point, he will die in a few seconds.

But Da Jinya realized that in the past 10 minutes, he seemed to have been hit by countless bullets, and the pain was indescribable!

"If you ask him to eat snails, he's still lying on the ground crying and howling, it's too embarrassing!" Chen Xing said helplessly, looking at the onlookers.

Su Mengyu also couldn't understand what was going on, anyway, she felt that what the bumpkin brother-in-law said must be right, so she nodded her head in agreement with "hmmmmmmmmmmmm".

Big Gold Tooth got up and saw that Chen Xing didn't make any next move, so he ran away. Huang Mao lying on the street saw that the boss had slipped away, so he also quickly got up and ran.

Seeing that the big gold tooth had run away, Su Mengyu came back to her senses, and felt that for the first time in her life, such a wonderful moment was actually surrounded by such a vulgar person, who was lying on the ground crying and howling for no reason. It was ruined, and I was a little depressed.However, fortunately, the wine didn't seem to taste good, and this so-called first time in her life was greatly reduced in her heart.

"Come on, little fairy, put your mouth out again, I'll smell it and see if there's still alcohol!" Chen Xing wanted to continue the romantic scene just now.

"Ah, yes, this is very important." Su Mengyu opened her small mouth again, put her head in front of Chen Xing, and let out a small breath.

Haha, the goblin has been fooled again!

At this time, sirens sounded from afar in the street.Chen Xing had no time to care about other people's affairs, so he stretched out his hands to hold the little goblin's face, stretched out his face, and was about to kiss Su Mengyu's small cherry mouth.

A police car blared its siren and "swished" to the entrance of the food stall, and then jumped down a few policemen, took out their guns, pointed at Chen Xing and shouted: "Don't move, put your hands up!"

Chen Xing wanted to flip the table again!
your sister!Is it great to be a police officer?Come to disturb Lao Tzu's good business again!