The flower protector of the female president

When Chen Xing went down the mountain, he did not forget what his master told him.

"Get a job, find another woman, have kids."

Of course, the original sentence was very long, and it was so long that Chen Xing dozed off listening to it, but when it was simplified, it was the above sentence.The master also said that he was betrothed a long time ago, but the master is old and blind, what kind of woman can he pick?It's not that he looks crooked, Chen Xing thought of the photo that his master handed him before going down the mountain, and felt a chill.

The girl in the photo was really unreadable. If Chen Xing wanted to marry this girl, he would rather be single for the rest of his life, so he threw the photo away as soon as he got on the train.

It is even easier to find a job. The medical skills taught by the master are not just seeing people to heal people, but also seeing ghosts to heal ghosts!
Chen Xing sat confidently on the side of the road, staring at the passers-by with his eyes wide open.

Everyone in the city is sick!Still very sick!
A young woman in her 20s walked by, and Chen Xingyu said earnestly, "You are sick."

The woman frowned, and cursed fiercely: "You are the only one who is sick, crazy!"

"I'm not crazy, you are really sick, your menstruation is irregular, and you can't sleep well at night..." Chen Xing persuaded patiently.

"Bah, stinky rascal!" The young woman bawled fiercely and hurried over.

"Why are you swearing?" Chen Xing scratched his chicken coop-like hair.

Another couple walked past Chen Xing.

"You are sick." Chen Xing glanced at it twice, then commented again.

"What did you say?" The man was angry. If the woman hadn't held him back, he would have wanted to go up and beat the bumpkin.

"Don't get angry with the beggars on the side of the road." The woman comforted.

"You are really sick, you are impotent, and if you have been like this for a long time, the relationship between husband and wife is bound to be at odds. It is better to treat it early." Chen Xing persuaded again earnestly.

Chen Xing's voice was not loud, but it was enough for passers-by to hear, and passers-by turned their attention to the couple.

"Fucking beggar, what nonsense are you talking about!" The man was already angry, and he rolled up his sleeves and was about to rush forward, but was held back by the woman again.

"Husband, let's go, he's crazy, it's fine for him to beat you, you will be responsible for beating him." The woman said and pulled her husband away.

After walking not far, the woman whispered to the man, "How did that psycho know?"

"Shut up!" The man was still angry, but he couldn't help but look back at Chen Xing a few times.

Looking at the background of the couple leaving, Chen Xing continued to scratch his hair like a chicken coop, and said: "People in the city are dishonest, they are obviously sick, but they don't admit it, alas, the world is going downhill, people's hearts are not old!"

"You are sick."

"You have the disease!"

"You are sick."

"You are sick, you crazy!"

"You are sick."

"..."

Chen Xing could see some mild or severe illness from the faces of almost every passerby, but no one admitted that he was sick, but basically believed that Chen Xing was sick, and he was mentally ill, which made Chen Xing angry And frustrated.

"People in the city are so dishonest!"

Chen Xing sat on the side of the road angrily, took out the only two remaining cakes from the dry food bag and started to eat them.

After eating these two pieces of cake, he has nothing on him. It is really a crisis.It seemed that the medical skills taught by the old man didn't work at all, and there was no such grand occasion as he imagined when he stood on the street and people flocked to beg his grandpa to tell his grandma to beg him for medical treatment.

Chen Xing bit the cake angrily and stared angrily at passers-by.

Hey, why is this face so familiar...

Isn't this Lu Xiaojia who set herself up in the rental house just now?

Naturally, Lu Xiaojia also saw Chen Xing. She didn't expect that the bumpkin was sitting on the ground by the side of the road before he left, and gnawed on the two big cakes that she mistook for gold bars.

Lu Xiaojia turned around and was about to leave, but suddenly her mind brightened, she walked over with a smile on her face, and bent down to look at Chen Xing.

Hey, this smile seems a bit bad!
Chen Xingqiang calmed down, but he couldn't move his eyes away, it was too disobedient.

"Hey, I said bumpkin, what are you doing sitting here?" Lu Xiaojia laughed.

"Eat the cake!" Chen Xing forced the urge to bleed from his nose.

"Then why are you sticking your two fingers into your nostrils?" Lu Xiaojia moved a little closer.

"Don't worry about me, my nose is itchy." Chen Xing didn't dare to remove the finger stuck in his nostril, for fear of a nosebleed.

"Are you looking for a job?" Lu Xiaojia approached again.

"How do you know?" Chen Xing didn't dare to put down his fingers.

"Uh, I guess."

"You guessed it right this time. My master told me to find a job after I go down the mountain, and then find a woman to have children."

Lu Xiaojia slapped her thighs and squatted beside Chen Xing, took out her mobile phone and pressed a text message, saying, "This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, a competition to recruit relatives, a monthly salary of tens of thousands, and it solves both the job and the women's problems at once." question."

"Recruiting boyfriends, recruiting relatives through martial arts competitions, favorable treatment, tens of thousands of monthly salary, no deception."

This text message is a spam text message that Lu Xiaojia received today. It is obviously a text message sent by scammers to mobile phone users. Originally, when she saw Chen Xing, she turned around and wanted to leave, but she had a flash of inspiration. head?
Lu Xiaojia hired a taxi, gave him the fare, and gave the address, successfully tricking the bumpkin Chen Xing into the taxi.

Looking at the taxi going away, Lu Xiaojia put his hands on his hips and laughed non-stop: "Damn bumpkin, my sister told you to go to the liar's company to taste the taste! Oh, hoo, hoo!"