The flower protector of the female president

Yu Wenfeng repeated Chen Xing's words, the old man looked down, there was no need to reach out to help Yu Wenfeng play chess, he already knew that he lost and he had no more moves.

"I lost, I lost! I am a nine-dan and I was defeated by blind chess!" The old man slumped and stared blankly at the chessboard, with a lot of unwillingness and helplessness on his face.

"Did I win? Did I really win?" Yu Wenfeng asked repeatedly, still a little confused.

"Yes, you won, no, it should be said, your uncle won!" The old man's tone was full of frustration.

"Really? Really?" Yu Wenfeng couldn't believe it.

The old man didn't feel very good after losing, but Yu Wenfeng kept asking, which sounded like mocking, and suddenly said angrily, "Really!"

"Yeah! That's great!" Yu Wenfeng excitedly jumped up from the chair, ran out of the chess room, and went to the medical room to check on Chen Xing's situation.

Chen Xing already knew that he had won after talking about that move, so he hung up the phone, stood up, walked out of the hospital room, and said to the fat man: "Okay, I'm done now, hurry up, put your underwear on." !"

"Damn, why? I think it's you who should put the underwear on!" the fat man said.

"Because I won, you have to put your underwear on. Do you need a reason? That's what the bet said just now." Chen Xing said calmly.

"Haha, you are still stubborn when you are about to die. Didn't you say that the person inside is pregnant? Then ask the person inside to let everyone see how men get pregnant!" The fat man smiled triumphantly.

The group of spectators couldn't wait to see Chen Xing put his underwear on his head at this time, and they didn't care about the rules, and shouted to the people behind the curtain: "Hey, come out, we can have a good show if you come out ah!"

There was no movement in the curtain.

Some people couldn't wait, so they wanted to go in and open the curtain, but when they saw the curtain move, the person who had stuck his head out just now stuck his head out again, and said in a rough voice: "Why are you betting against me? What are you betting on! It's so boring!"

When everyone saw this man, his appearance and haircut were all male, and even his voice was so thick, so there was no doubt that he was a man, and they immediately looked at Chen Xing with wicked smiles.

The fat man was even more proud, and said to Chen Xing: "Tubie, this time you know you've been slapped in the face, don't you hurry up and make the old men laugh?"

When Chen Xing saw the head protruding from the curtain, it really looked like a man, and he spoke in a rough voice, which made him feel strange.The pulse he heard just now with the method of hanging silk to diagnose the pulse is indeed a happy pulse, but why did a man come out?He himself was a little confused.

At this time, Yu Wenfeng had already separated from the crowd and squeezed out. Seeing that Chen Xing was in a bad situation, she said, "Everyone is just playing for fun, why take it seriously?"

She really didn't want to see Martial Uncle Po make an embarrassment, and she blamed Chen Xing, Martial Uncle Po, why it wasn't fun, and he played so much.

Chen Xing shook his head, and said, "I can never get my pulse wrong, this person must be pregnant!"

The fat man said: "Why, now that you lose, you still want to renege on your debt? Hehe, just now you were blowing your socks off, now you're being slapped in the face!"

The person with only one head sticking out said in a rough voice: "I, I am indeed pregnant, please stop arguing, I'm so annoying!" Then he retracted his head into the curtain again.

"Look, look, this person has already admitted it!" Chen Xing said proudly.

"Damn, did you guys collude? That's not a big deal. This discerning person can tell at a glance that he is a man. Can he be pregnant? Then don't I have to have twins in my stomach?" The fat man patted his stomach and said: " You are all together, let that man come out! Brighten his belly!"

Suddenly, the curtain was pulled open with a "wow", and the person whose head was exposed just now came out, and cursed at the fat man in a rough voice: "What do you mean, why am I a man? Are you blind?" ? You actually said that my wife is a man!"

When everyone looked at this person again, they were stunned.I saw that this person has a high chest and a big belly. Although he has a boyish head and looks a bit masculine, he is indeed a woman, especially because she doesn't have an Adam's apple in her throat.

They didn't know that this was deliberately arranged by the Diaojin Association for Xuansi's pulse diagnosis. In order to prevent cheating, they deliberately invited a pregnant woman with a male appearance and cut her hairstyle into a man's hairstyle. Through the curtain to see the appearance of people.With a pregnant girl pretending to be a man, even if the other party sees it, she won't think about pregnancy. If she wants to be deceived, she will definitely not be deceived about it.

But he didn't expect that Chen Xing could really diagnose her pulse by hanging silk. Even if he saw her appearance, he would confirm it as a happy pulse according to the pulse obtained by Xuansi.

This woman didn't want to show her appearance to others. Just now, she poked her head out after hearing Chen Xing tell the truth about her pregnancy. Later, when they were clamoring to see the truth, she poked her head out again When she said it out, she didn't expect the fat man to still believe her. She had to say that she was a man, so she couldn't help but came out and scolded the fat man.

As soon as this woman appeared, the person who had just laughed at Chen Xing was speechless.

So, this soil turtle can really diagnose the pulse by hanging a thread?
The fat man looked this woman up and down stupidly, no matter how you look at it, she is a woman!Moreover, she also admitted that she was pregnant. Judging from the shape of her belly, it was not because of obesity that her belly was big. Anyone with a discerning eye could see that she was pregnant.

Chen Xing laughed unknowingly. For a moment, he was also pregnant with his own pulse test results, and now it seems that he is too worried.

"Fatty, hurry up!" Chen Xing said lazily to the fatty.

The fat on the fat man's face twitched a few times, and he didn't know what to do for a moment.He just blindly chased and beat Chen Xing, but now he was countered by Chen Xing, and it was his turn that he didn't know what to do.

"This, this, this is just saying, take it for what it is!" The fat man was helpless, and the only thing he could think of was to blame him.

Before Chen Xing could speak, the group of onlookers pointed their finger at Fatty again.

"Damn it, Fatty, you made the condition. Now you want to go back on it?"

"Fatty, let's just wait and see the good show, do you dare to let it go?"

"Hurry up, fat man, I just saw you look unlucky, quickly put some underwear on your head and get rid of the bad luck!"

This group of people wanted to see Chen Xing's jokes just now, and they would not let Fatty go now, anyway, they just came to watch the show.

"But, do you think I'm stupid? With a pair of underwear on my head, how can I mess around in the Jianghu in the future?" The fat man said disdainfully, and simply played around.

Chen Xing sneered, and said: "No one who bet with me has ever dared to renege. You want to be the first? Then I have to really beat you into a pig's head!"

Damn it, mention the pig again!Fatty was aroused by Chen Xing's words.With a movement of his feet, he approached Chen Xing like lightning, and when he raised his leg, he swept his leg towards Chen Xing's waist.This leg was extremely fast and powerful, and there was a faint sound of wind.

Chen Xing's micro-consciousness at this time is very different from before. When the fat man moves, he has already noticed it, but he doesn't dodge it. Let him sweep his leg towards him, and carefully feel the slight movement in the air , I felt that the fat man's movements became quite slow, and his sweeping leg pushed away the air around Chen Xing's body, and Chen Xing could even feel the air blowing through his fine hair.

The beginning of chaos is really wonderful.Chen Xing felt that his martial arts had risen to another level.

Fatty's leg looked like lightning to outsiders, but in Chen Xing's eyes, it seemed to be several beats slower. Chen Xing stretched out his hand and tapped on Fatty's knee. With a sound of "Du", as if it had hit a wooden fish, the fat man let out a cry, and retreated a few steps, with cold sweat breaking out on his head.

The fat man had already experienced Chen Xing's vigor when he signed up just now, and he didn't want to provoke Chen Xing anymore, but when Chen Xing mentioned pigs, he became confused again, and he swept Chen Xing without thinking, but this At that time, Chen Xing knocked on his knee, and it was painful.

The fat man wanted to attack again, but found that Chen Xing had already stood in front of him at some point. The fat man had a conditioned reflex and reached out and slapped Chen Xing's chest.

"It's really slow!" Chen Xing shook his head, followed the fat man's strength, and pulled the fat man forward, throwing him to the ground, and he fell like a shit.

Chen Xing went up and stepped on the fat man, and said: "You are very beautiful and promising, since you don't like to put underwear on your head, then I will find you a piece of shit, and let you give it to everyone." Act like a real dog eating shit!"

As Chen Xing spoke, he looked around, and really started looking for feces.

"Huh!" Chen Xing seemed to have discovered a new continent, staring excitedly at a black object on the roadside in the distance.

The fat man also looked over, and saw a lump of black dog feces lying quietly on the side of the road under the sun.

no?How could it be such a coincidence?The fat man trembled in his heart.

"Hahaha, God really helped me!" Chen Xing said, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he pinched the back of the fat man's neck and lifted him up.

The fat man thought to himself, it's broken, this soil turtle won't really let me eat dog poop, right?
"If you have something to say, you have something to say! I admit defeat, I admit defeat!" Fatty said quickly.

"Now you know what to do?" Chen Xing put the fat man down.He didn't mind throwing the fat man over and letting him eat that lump of dog poop, but the problem was that Yu Wenfeng was still on the side, how could a beauty tolerate such a disgusting scene?
"Understood!" The fat man got up and began to take off his pants without saying a word.

"Ah!" Yu Wenfeng hurriedly covered her face and turned around.These men are really annoying, they don't play with anything, they play with this kind of thing!

Seeing that the fat man had finally compromised, the spectators burst into laughter, watching the joke.

The fat man turned his back to the crowd, put his underwear on his head, put his trousers back on, and then turned around with a troubled expression on his face.

"Hahaha..." The crowd burst into earth-shattering laughter.

Yu Wenfeng couldn't bear the temptation either, and secretly turned around to take a look, couldn't hold back the "puchi" and burst out laughing.Fortunately, the whole crowd was laughing, and no one cared about her action.She quickly turned back again, trying desperately to hold back a smile.

Chen Xing looked at the glorious image of the fat man, touched his chin, and said seriously: "Hey, don't tell me, you are more handsome than before with such a dress. I suggest that you just go out on the street like this in the future, and you will definitely keep returning." Very high, beauties will definitely like it!"

You are so handsome!You are handsome, and your whole family is handsome!The fat man had a weird expression on his face, and cursed incoherently in his heart.