The flower protector of the female president

The killer never expected that the reason for Chen Xing's anger would be so nonsensical.

It's just because the person who came to kill him was not a beautiful woman, so he was angry!
Your sister, this is simply extreme contempt for me!

The killer is very angry, this is simply an insult that makes people unable to live!The killer laughed back angrily, and said, "Good! Good!"

He was so angry that he didn't know what to say.

"How do you know that I'm going to ask you to go back and tell your organization to send a beautiful woman? I didn't expect you to be able to read minds. It seems that I still underestimate you! Come on, let's discuss it for a while." , After you go back, how about asking your heads to send the most beautiful woman to kill me?" Chen Xing began to discuss with the killer.

"I'm here to kill you! I'm not here to run errands for you! Do you understand?" The killer roared at Chen Xing.

"Tsk tsk tsk, your attitude is unprofessional. Today, such a service attitude is not acceptable. After all, a killer is a service industry. Be careful with your attitude and I will sue you!" Chen Xing responded to the rude The Killer had a critical education.

"Hahaha..." The killer laughed out of anger.Nima's original target was actually such a douchebag, and the killer of my majestic shadow organization was actually treated as a transparent by a douchebag.

"Funny! If you want to complain, go to Lord Yan to complain!" As the killer said, he hastily approached Chen Xing, and stretched out his hand to Chen Xing's throat.

This is called Biaozhi, a unique skill in Wing Chun, if Chen Xing is stuck in the throat, he will undoubtedly die.The killer just wanted Chen Xing to shut up, he had heard enough of his endless contempt.

But Chen Xing was still talking: "Just say a few words about you and beat people! You can't hit people and destroy trees! I'm very, very dissatisfied with your service attitude now."

The killer's finger didn't hit Chen Xing's throat, but poked a hole in a tree behind Chen Xing.

"It's immoral for you to spread your grievances on trees like this. Flowers, plants and trees are for love. We only have one earth. If we don't love who will love it? I don't look down on you who bully the weak. Can trees be bullied if they can't speak?" Chen Xing's voice sounded behind the killer again.

"Fuck, are you finished!" The killer was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, he didn't even know his head, and kicked him with a tiger's tail behind him.

This powerful tiger tail kick still missed the mark.

"You speak very uncivilized. In modern society, everyone is an educated and educated person. You should speak more elegantly. When you go out like this, when you open your mouth, people will think that the killer is such an uncivilized and impolite person. The image of your industry!" Chen Xing's earnest voice was still ringing.

The killer looked back, but there was no sign of Chen Xing, and when he looked around, there was still no sign of Chen Xing.

Gritting his teeth, the killer roared, "Where are you? Come out! Shut up, I'm going to strangle you!"

"Pinch, there are actually many ways. I don't know how many kinds you know? You can pinch with one hand or with both hands. Pinching with one hand requires a higher force value. I don't think your force value is very high, so use both hands. Right, and then it is very particular about which part of the neck to pinch..." Chen Xing's voice sounded above the killer's head.

The killer looked up and saw that Chen Xing was sitting leisurely on the branch above his head, explaining to the killer how to pinch.

The killer wanted to cry, but said, "I beg you, shut up, okay?"

Chen Xing jumped down, shook his head and said to the killer: "You still have a bad habit of not accepting other people's opinions with humility."

Fuck your sister!The killer's heart was already crying.

Seeing Chen Xing standing in front of him defenseless, the killer opened the door wide, retracted his hands into his sleeves, and then attacked Chen Xing's lower abdomen again. dagger.

However, just as the dagger was about to stab Chen Xing's lower abdomen, it was clamped by two fingers extended by Chen Xing. No matter how the killer pushed and pulled, the dagger seemed to have taken root between Chen Xing's two fingers and remained motionless.

Chen Xing looked at the killer, shook his head and sighed, "Your comprehension is too poor!"

As he spoke, he bent two fingers and knocked on the killer's head like a wooden fish. With a sound of "beep", a big bump suddenly appeared on the killer's forehead, and then the killer put his head in his hands, squatted on the ground, and screamed loudly.

Chen Xing didn't make a move just now, but just teased the killer with his dizzyingly fast movements, which meant to let the other party know that your strength is too far from mine, so you should leave as soon as possible. I didn't expect that the killer didn't even have this level of comprehension. No, alas, Chen Xing was really disappointed.

Chen Xing was very disappointed, and the consequences would naturally be more serious.

With a sound of "beep", another big bump appeared on the killer's forehead.The killer screamed like a pig again.

"I want you to study hard and not to study. You are so stupid that you are not qualified to be a killer. Don't you think it's embarrassing for your parents?" Chen Xing said while using the killer's head as a wooden fish, "Du Du "The ground knocked up.

In a short while, the killer's head was covered with big bruises.And the killer's screams were constantly echoing in the valley.

Chen Xing looked at the killer in front of him, and said in surprise: "Hey, you look a lot like Tathagata, why don't you change your career and become a special actor, you should earn as much money as a killer, and you don't need a knife to lick blood, which is worse than being a killer." Much safer!"

The killer was knocked until his eyes stared at gold stars, and he didn't dare to offend this master, but he couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "Play your sister!"

With a sound of "dumb", Chen Xing knocked on the killer's forehead again.

"You are so ugly, how can you play my sister!" Chen Xing criticized.

"I beg you, don't knock anymore, and my head will be opened!" The killer had already burst into tears and knelt down on the ground.

"Look, the attitude is much better now. Can we discuss it now?" Chen Xing asked.

"Discussion! Discussion! The organization sent me here for no other purpose, just to discuss things with you." The killer's head was knocked into a Tathagata, and his understanding was much better.

Chen Xing's eyes lit up, he squatted down in front of the killer kindly, and said, "How many female killers are there in your organization? Which one is the most beautiful and has the hottest body? It's best to have a photo, let me choose."

Killer: "..."

It seems that it is against the rules of the industry for the target to be killed to pick the killer.The killer said cautiously: "Look, in our industry, there seems to be no target to pick a killer..."

"You are uncivilized. Every industry must keep pace with the times. Since customers have new requirements, you should also revise the industry rules appropriately." Chen Xing stroked his knuckles.

Seeing Chen Xing stroking his knuckles, the killer felt a sharp pain in his head, and immediately said: "Your opinion is very meaningful, we will change it immediately!"

The killer took out the phone from his pocket, pulled out a photo, and said to Chen Xing, "What do you think of this? Last year, she worked with me once, and I took it secretly."

When Chen Xing saw this candid photo, it was a woman with a hot body and a bit blurry appearance, but from the outline, she was also a beautiful woman, so she happily stretched out her hand and added a picture on the killer's head. Bao, said: "Very well, that's all!"

The killer burst into tears, so you still knock!

Chen Xing stood up, turned around and walked down the mountain, turning around and waving to the killer from time to time, saying: "Remember, you must ask your organization for instructions and let the beauties in the photos kill me, otherwise I will give the police a hand." Appreciate it!"

Is he an alien?

The killer stood there dumbfounded, looked at the back of the alien Chen Xing, looked at the twisted gun on the ground, and touched the bags all over his head. There was only one feeling in his heart: accepting this mission was simply a failure. Eight lifetimes of blood mold!

Chen Xing returned to the medicine garden, got into the flowers again, and found that Yu Wenfeng was lying in the flowers obediently, and did not leave.Seeing Chen Xing getting into the flowers again, Yu Wenfeng asked, "What did you do just now?"

"There was a killer just now!" Chen Xing said.

"Ah? Is there a killer? Where is it?" Yu Wenfeng was taken aback by hearing this, stood up from the flowers, looked around, and looked for the killer.

"What are you doing standing up?" Chen Xing asked.

"Didn't you say there is a killer? I'm looking for a killer." Yu Wenfeng looked around, and stretched out his hand to build a shade over his eyebrows.

Chen Xing shook his head and said, "I've heard that Bo Da has no brains, so it turns out that a big butt can also be brainless. If you stand up like this, don't you just become the killer's target?"

"That's right!" Yu Wenfeng came to her senses immediately, and squatted back into the flowers in a hurry.

When she recalled it, a murderous look shot out from her big eyes, she stared at Chen Xing and squeezed out a voice between her teeth, "What did you just say?"

"Uncle Master just now praised you for having a big butt and good birth. You are an ideal wife in the eyes of men. The ancients said that a woman is virtuous if she has no talent. To say that you have no brains is also to praise your outstanding virtue. Generally speaking, it is to praise you. She is the goddess in the hearts of all men in the world!" Chen Xing switched to the nonsense mode again.

Yu Wenfeng: "..."

What a mess of compliments.

"Then what should we do now? We can't hide here forever, right?" Yu Wenfeng said.

"If you are willing to hide in the flowers with the uncle for the rest of your life, the uncle doesn't mind. But I just drove the killer away." Chen Xing stretched himself in the flowers.

"Why are you lying back in the flowers after you've been driven away?" Yu Wenfeng doubted Chen Xing's words, and she couldn't see any sincerity from Chen Xing's wretched and smirking face.

Yu Wenfeng jumped out from among the flowers, pointed at Chen Xing and said, "So you made up all the killers, to cover up your...just a moment ago's stinking hooliganism!"

When Yu Wenfeng thought of the stinky hooligan behavior that Chen Xing threw herself down just now, a blush rose on Yu Wenfeng's face.

Chen Xing also crawled out from the flowers, dug out the bullet on the ground, and said to Yu Wenfeng: "Look, you have wronged such an honest uncle like this. Do you feel very guilty in your heart? Xiaofeng , Your behavior like this is called a crime, and you will be beaten as a small PP!"

Hey, it really is!
Yu Wenfeng looked at the bullet in Chen Xing's hand, ignored the wretched smile on Chen Xing's face, and said, "Who wants to kill you?"

"According to my reasoning, it should be a beautiful woman who coveted my beauty but couldn't get me, so she turned from love to hate. Since she couldn't get it, she couldn't let others get it, so she hired a killer to kill me!" Chen Xing Touching his chin, he thought about it very seriously and came to a conclusion.

Yu Wenfeng: "..."

Can this person have a thicker skin?