Female President's Ace Soldier

"He probably never dreamed that we have installed monitoring equipment in his mother's house."

The driver was none other than Lei Jun, Ma Minghui's old partner.

And the old man in Taoist robes was obviously played by Ma Minghui himself. He tilted his head on the backrest and said with a sinister smile, "It should be his bodyguard Zuo Dong. I didn't expect this. That kid is in charge!"

Yipintianxia Villa Area, in Villa No. 58.

Cao Zhengxiong took Zuo Dong into the living room on the first floor, and before sitting on the Italian leather sofa for 5 minutes, Mrs. Cao yelled for dinner.

"Eat early tonight!"

Cao Zhengxiong looked at the time on his phone, it was less than a quarter past seven!It was almost an hour earlier than before eating at eight o'clock every night.

"Eat early and digest early, dinner should be eaten early!"

After Granny Cao greeted Cao Zhengxiong to sit down at the dinner table, she said to Zuo Dong kindly, "Xiaodong, I made a lot of dumplings tonight, so come and try them too."

"Come on, sit down together."

Cao Zhengxiong knew that Zuo Dong would never dare to sit down if he didn't express his opinion, so he looked at the three big plates full of white dumplings on the table, and he probably gave this kid an order.

Zuo Dong was already hungry, and now the boss had opened his mouth to let him eat, so it was hard for him to refuse, so he sat down beside Cao Zhengxiong, and ate with relish, without taking two bites. The boy gave Mrs. Cao a thumbs up, "It's so delicious!"

"Sweet, really fragrant!" Cao Zhengxiong nodded while dipping in the water.It seems like I haven't eaten dumplings made by my old mother for more than half a year, right?I have to say that the taste at home is really different from the delicacies outside.

"Hehe, as long as you like it." Seeing the two devouring the food, Mrs. Cao seemed to have forgotten the previous unhappiness; when she looked up and saw the wall clock on the wall, she remembered the old-fashioned vicious words again, so With both hands lying on the table, the old lady stared at the two eating dumplings with piercing eyes.

"Mom, what are you doing watching us? You eat too!" Cao Zhengxiong wiped the sweat from his forehead with a napkin, only to realize that his mother hadn't started eating yet, but sat opposite and looked at him with satisfaction. not enough?Isn't there still a full plate that hasn't been moved?
"Eat first, I'm not hungry."

Granny Cao waved her chopsticks as she spoke, and shared the plate of dumplings in front of the two of them. The two of them couldn’t hold on without eating three or four. After all, this thing is not a drink. It needs at least a few hours of digestion before it turns into urine!

Seeing that both of them ate a large plate of dumplings, but nothing unexpected happened, Mrs. Cao asked again with a smile on her face, "Have you all finished eating? You don't think there is any problem?"

"Mom, why are you suspicious today?" Cao Zhengxiong felt a little puzzled after hearing Mrs. Cao's words.

"No——I just asked casually!" Mrs. Cao originally wanted to tell the story of her old-fashioned experience when she was buying ingredients, but suddenly saw that it was time to pray, so she hurriedly left the two of them, She ran back to her room to get busy.

"This old woman actually learned something from foreigners!" Cao Zhengxiong knew that Mrs. Cao believed in Christianity, and she would go to chant scriptures and pray every night at 07:30, so he ignored her for the time being and took Zuo Dong with him. When I got to the living room, I started watching TV again; since we all came to the old woman, we should sit for a while longer, because if we come again next time, we don’t know when it will be.

"Junzi, it's time to activate your superhero!" Looking at the DVD screen on the car, Ma Minghui laughed wickedly again.

"Hey, it's time to test your power!"

Lei Jun let out a smirk, and then took out a remote control that was flashing red.

Just as Cao Zhengxiong was watching TV with his legs crossed, and he was standing in the hallway of the living room smoking a cigarette, a small long-legged mosquito suddenly flew in from the window and struck at the back of Cao Zhengxiong's neck with lightning speed. fly everywhere.

At this time, Cao Zhengxiong was probably fascinated by the pictures on the TV, so that after the long-legged mosquito bit him, he still didn't know it at all, and he still watched the TV to himself and laughed.

"Boss, it was a success!"

Looking at a few drops of green light suddenly displayed on the remote control, Lei Jun laughed so hard that his mouth almost crooked.

"Well, it seems that your invention has improved again. I will apply for a Nobel Prize for Invention for you some other day."

"Ouch—thank you, Boss!"

Inside the car, the two young men couldn't help but snickered again.

In the living room of Villa No. 58, after Cao Zhengxiong let out a few hahas, Zuo Dong also finished smoking a stuffy cigarette, so he returned to the sofa again.

Cao Zhengxiong was about to say something to Zuo Dong, when he suddenly heard a gurgle in his stomach, followed by a rush of turbid air rapidly rolling in his body, and then, the turbid air rushed towards his back like a fountain .

Damn it!Diarrhea!
This was Cao Zhengxiong's first reaction, so the old boy hurriedly got up and ran to the bathroom.

As soon as the pants were taken off, there was a stinky "poof", and a large bubble of filth was sprayed on the toilet seat.

Damn, the lid hasn't been lifted yet!

Cao Zhengxiong is that aggrieved!
Anyway, it's like this, so let's just make a mistake and solve the uncomfortable back door first!

One minute later, Cao Zhengxiong got up and looked at the pile of black filth on the ground, feeling as if he had knocked over a bottle of five flavors.

Hastily tore off the toilet paper, pulled up the pants, called the nanny in embarrassment, pointed at the pile of filth, and said, "Who are you who poops everywhere, you really have no shame, clean it up for me quickly, I will see you next time , deduct your wages."

The nanny obviously knew that this was Cao Zhengxiong's masterpiece. This guy purposely shifted the blame to their servants out of face. However, she didn't dare to talk nonsense, so she had to nod her head and admit her mistake. Get it together.

After Cao Zhengxiong got out of the bathroom, he began to think: Damn, what did you eat today that ruined your stomach?Could it be that there was something wrong with the abalone eaten at the Donghai Hotel at noon, but why did they react now?Could it be that there was something wrong with the dumplings he ate just now, but didn't Zuo Dong also eat them?Why is there nothing wrong with that kid?

After thinking about it carefully, he still couldn't figure out why. At this time, the old guy had already come to the sofa, and seeing Zuo Dong still standing there energetically, Cao Zhengxiong couldn't help but asked, " Dong, are you okay?"

"Master, I'm fine! Are you okay?" Zuo Dong looked at Cao Zhengxiong in astonishment, not knowing what kind of medicine this old guy was selling in his gourd.

"Oh—I'm fine too, what can I do!"

Cao Zhengxiong valued face, so of course he wouldn't talk about his diarrhea and the toilet lid.

"Go get me a cup of hot water!"

Thinking that his stomach was a little cold, and it caused an adverse reaction in his stomach just now, Cao Zhengxiong wanted to use hot water to calm down the shock.

As a result, Zuo Dong just turned around, and before he reached the drinking fountain, Cao Zhengxiong's stomach was full of pain.

Guessing that there will be another big blow this time, Cao Zhengxiong can't solve the problem in the toilet on the first floor, so he quickly got up and ran to the second floor. Pants, or you might make a fool of yourself again.

Sure enough, the problem was even more serious this time. After letting it crackle for a full 2 ​​minutes, the old boy finally let out all the foul air in his stomach.

Seeing Cao Zhengxiong sitting on the toilet and slowly drooping his head, Lei Jun and Ma Minghui couldn't close their mouths from laughing.

"Boss, isn't it a bit wicked for us to do this?" Finally, after laughing enough, Lei Jun asked such a serious question.

I only heard Ma Minghui say, "Cao Zhengxiong is a bastard, not to mention being rich and benevolent. In the past few years, he has earned black-hearted money. This time, I am killing harm for the people! It is not wicked, it is called doing justice for the sky."

"Haha, then I feel much happier!"

In the car, the two were laughing vigorously, while Cao Zhengxiong in the villa already felt pain in his chrysanthemum and his legs were weak!

I hope this is the next time I run to the toilet!

Looking at the pile of filth flushed away in the toilet, Cao Zhengxiong patted his stomach, feeling that it was already empty, and probably would not have diarrhea anymore, so the old boy walked slowly towards the living room on the first floor; As a result, just as he walked down, his stomach was rumbling again.

Nima, is it coming again?
Hmph, I must hold back this time.

Cao Zhengxiong took a deep breath, and at the same time clamped J Hua tightly.But after a few strands of turbid air in the stomach blended for a while, the back door seemed to be out of my control!
what to do?run!

This time I can't run upstairs anymore, I can only go into the toilet on the first floor. Cao Wanchun didn't care about face at this time, so he rushed to the toilet quickly; but he didn't rush to the toilet, just finished cleaning The middle-aged nanny heard a loud "plop" coming from behind Cao Zhengxiong, followed by a pungent stench.

Cao Zhengxiong only felt that his pants were sticky and wet, hey, he didn't expect to pull them into his pants!

The middle-aged nanny couldn't hold back anymore, and smiled while covering her mouth.

"You don't want to do it here, do you?"

Seeing the nanny making fun of him, Cao Zhengxiong scolded angrily, and then went to the toilet. Although the flash flood behind him had already erupted, the hygiene still needs to be cleaned up!After Cao Zhengxiong scolded the middle-aged nanny away with a crying face, he had no choice but to call Zuo Dong to get him a change of trousers, but this old guy basically didn't live here, so naturally he didn't have any clothes and trousers to change, Zuo Dong I also had to go to the supermarket outside to buy a pair of cheap beach pants.

At this time, Mrs. Cao also finished her prayers and came out of her bedroom. When she heard that Cao Zhengxiong hadn't left yet, the old lady was still relieved, but when she saw him walking out of the toilet, her whole body Neither is good.