The omnipotent security guard of the female president

After entering, the two girls talked to each other, discussing what to eat, holding the list and looking at it for a long time, Yangyang said to the orderer, "this, this, and this, yes, this must not be missing."

Ma Dong glanced at it and frowned involuntarily. Is this for a blind date or to beat up local tyrants?No matter whether the two women order is good or not, they only choose expensive ones, such as Blue Mountain coffee, Musang King durian-flavored ice cream, etc., as long as the price is high, it is a point.

After ordering, the two women took Ma Dong as air, sat on the booth and started chatting, talking about what cosmetics and moisturizing are really good, talking about what delicious food they ate yesterday, and sending them to WeChat Moments, envious of many people in WeChat My friend, I liked it so much, and said that I had my hair washed yesterday, but I charged 20 yuan, so expensive, there is no reason, I will never go again, and I have to complain to 12315.

Ma Dong got tired of hearing this, took out his cigarette, and prepared to go out for a smoke.As soon as he stood up, Yangyang frowned and stopped him: "Hey, why are you going? Sit down and let me tell you about the conditions for being friends with us Cen Cen."

After Ma Dong sat down, Yang Yang said: "Ma Dong, Cen Cen is quite satisfied with you, and wants to hold a wedding with you soon. As for the bride price, you don't have to, but there are a few requirements."

"Tell me, I'll listen." Ma Dong was a little surprised, in this world, it is really a miracle to be able to marry a wife and go home without a bride price.

At this time, the waiter called the number, and as a man, Ma Dong could only go to fetch the food and pass it to the two women.After sitting firmly, the two women were reborn like hungry ghosts, doing nothing but eating together.After tasting this and that, I didn't even think of leaving a portion for Ma Dong.

After a long while, Yangyang bought oil with ice cream on the corner of his mouth, burped, took a sip of Blue Mountain, and said: "The requirement is very simple. After marrying Yangyang, you can't share the same bed for one year, and you can't live with your parents. Housework, laundry and cooking at home are all covered by you, if you agree, we will gather at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau with the household registration book tomorrow, and get the marriage certificate first."

Ma Dong sneered in his heart, this stepping horse is not getting married, it is obvious that he found an aunt to go home to make offerings.

It is reasonable for a man to feel sorry for his wife and refuse to do housework. It is also reasonable not to live with his parents, and he is afraid of conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.What is the difference between marrying and not marrying a wife?
"Ma Dong, Cen Cen is much younger than you. She is beautiful and has collagen all over her face. It is your blessing to marry her. You should think about it carefully. I will give you 10 minutes."

"Hehe, okay, I'll go out to smoke a cigarette first, and come in after I think about it."

After Ma Dong left, Yangyang pouted and said, "Cen Cen, I feel that this guy has a bit of an elm head, and his eyes are straight when he sees you, so he's appointed to fool you."

Cen Cen nodded, suddenly she retched, and then the nausea became more and more serious.

Yang Yang asked, "Cen Cen, are you feeling unwell again?"

"Quick, help me to the bathroom."

After Cen Cen finished speaking, Yangyang hurriedly helped her run to the bathroom.All this was seen by Ma Dong, who was smoking at the door.After lighting his cigarette butt, Ma Dong quietly followed, standing at the door of the bathroom, listening to the rush of water inside, and then heard the conversation between the two women.

"Yangyang, I've become more and more disgusted recently. Is it because the little thing has grown up and learned to bully people?"

"I heard from my mother that women would have symptoms of nausea in the first three months of pregnancy. I didn't mean you, Cen Cen. You knew that the man was a playboy, so why did you still have sex with him?"

"It's a good thing now. You are pregnant and he ran away. If you want me to say that the man Ma Dong is unreliable, his family is in Yushugang, and he is poor, and you will suffer a lot if you marry him. Otherwise, let's give the child to him." beated?"

"No, he said that he reluctantly left me for his music dream. The child is the crystallization of me and him. I can't bear to..."

When Ma Dong heard this, there was an evil fire in his stomach.Well, he turned out to be a villain, and before he got married, he wore a tall green hat. What kind of thing is this?

Resisting the urge to hit someone, Ma Dong returned to the booth, and after a while, the second daughter Shanshan arrived.Yang Yang opened his mouth and asked, "Ma Dong, the time is up, what are you thinking about?"

"Before I answer, I want to ask a question."

With a seemingly harmless smile on the corner of Ma Dong's mouth, he said, "May I ask if Cen Cen's place is inlaid with gold or silver? If you touch it when you get married, the gold and silver will fall away?"

Cen Cen put the Musang King durian-flavored ice cream to his mouth, and was about to take a bite, but his face turned green and then pale at Ma Dong's words.

"Ma Dong, why are you so vulgar? Apologize to Cen Cen." Yang Yang frowned and scolded.

"Why apologize? I'm telling the truth." Ma Dong sneered.Being a licking dog in front of women?Matt can't do it.

"you……"

Cen Cen was quite angry, pointed at Ma Dong and said, "It's impossible between us, let's go."

Heh, do you think I am willing to marry you?You are pregnant with someone else's child, and you came here to have a blind date with me. I have a face of being a villain, don't I? "

After Ma Dong finished speaking, he got up and left, leaving Cen Cen and Yang Yang stunned.They were wondering how Ma Dong knew?
After a while, Yangyang came back to his senses and pulled Cen Cen and said: "Cen Cen, don't worry, the belly is not big, we still have a chance to look for it again."

"Well, let's look again. We must find an honest father for the child. Someone like Ma Dong deserves to be a bachelor for the rest of his life."

While the two women were talking, they got up and were about to leave, but were stopped by a smiling waiter: "Ma'am, who will pay the bill? The total is 503 yuan."

"Yangyang, I didn't bring any money when I came out, did you?" Cen Cen asked a little embarrassed.

Yangyang said with a bitter face, "I didn't bring it either."

Immediately, the two women began to complain in their hearts that Ma Dong was not a man and didn't even buy the bill.Little did he know that Ma Dongke didn't eat anything.

On the way home, the more Ma Dong thought about it, the more he felt that the world was too crazy, and a pregnant woman could shamelessly go on a blind date. Who gave Cen Cen the courage?

At the stewed vegetable shop, he bought some stewed vegetables and took two bottles of Erguotou along the way. Ma Dong went to Uncle Luo's shack.Old Hei ran over from afar, circling around Ma Dong.The dog's head sniffed and smelled the stewed vegetables in the convenience bag.

"Uncle Luo, let's drink two cups." Ma Dong patted the dog's head and walked sideways into the shack.

Inside the house, Uncle Luo was still simmering porridge on the stove, with half a plate of pickles on the side.

"Xiaodong, seeing that you are unhappy, are you bickering with your father again?" Uncle Luo looked up, with a bit of complaint in his tone.

"No, I was taken as a blame man." Ma Dong smiled, opened the convenience bag, and threw a pig's trotter to Lao Hei.

The old black dog looked at the old man, stretched out his tongue and licked the dog's mouth, and barked twice. Uncle Luo laughed and scolded: "Don't report to me, just eat if you want."

Hey, let alone, just after Uncle Luo said it, Lao Hei just gnawed on the pig's trotter.This dog is really spiritual, much better than some people, and has no intention of harming others.