Just came down the mountain, and was hired by the beautiful president to get a fake marriage

Weasel never dreamed that he would be spotted because of his accent.

It's not really his fault.

For so many years, he has been playing tricks in this valley.

I have also met many people who have entered here by mistake.

Needless to say, those ordinary people didn't even have a chance to get here, and they were killed by those bats.

And those who are qualified to come here, after seeing the black figure condensed by death, will also persuade most of them to retreat.

Even if the few remaining people were able to beat those black figures, they were already overwhelmed by fear.

After all, such a weird place.Who can maintain a normal heart?
Therefore, during the more than 100 years since weasels came here, they also met more than a dozen people who strayed into this place.

But anyone who heard the old and terrifying sound that the weasel pretended to make would be scared and run away.

Who has time to ponder what accents are not accented?

For more than 100 years, only Lin Fan was an accident.

"This kid has such terrifying strength and character at such a young age, what a fucking freak."

The weasel is very clever. While twisting, he grunted and rolled his eyes, thinking about how to escape all the time.

But suddenly he noticed Lin Fan's eyes.

"Fuck, what do you want to do?"

The weasel screamed and uttered a swear word for no other reason. Lin Fan's eyes were too hot at the moment, staring at him without blinking, as if he was going to eat him alive !

Lin Fan's voice resounded: "It's obvious that you are only in the realm of a master, but you can pretend to be even more terrifying than the grand master, and you can even emit a more violent coercion and momentum than the grand master!"

"I'm very interested in you! This is really a bluffing stunt."

Lin Fan was very interested in this weasel.

Because this is the beast with the highest IQ and the most powerful methods he has ever seen.

Not only can he spit out human words, but he can even create a virtual figure, and what's even more frightening is that he can still make decent attacks.

This is simply a fight with the "appearance" and "appearance" in ancient legends.

"If this method is used well, it will definitely achieve unexpected results! Divine skills!"

"But it's a pity. How could this be a weasel? Even a fox or a wolf is better than this. Isn't it beautiful to keep as a pet?"

Lin Fan muttered to himself, his eyes were sometimes fierce, sometimes satisfied, and sometimes regretful.

The weasel was terrified.

It squeaked: "Young man! Don't be fooled! I'm in the fairy class, and you want me to be a pet? That's narrowing the road!"

"In the fairy class?"

Lin Fan sneered disdainfully: "Okay, since you said so, then I will send you to see the Jade Emperor."

As he said that, Lin Fan was about to slap the weasel with his palm.

"Don't, don't!"

"What are you doing! I just want to live, why is it so difficult? We have no grievances in the past, and we have no grudges in recent days, brother, just let me go!"

Having said that, the weasel is a little wronged.

"I've been here for hundreds of years, and I haven't harmed anyone. Besides, I didn't offend you after thinking about it. I just let you go and frightened you. Isn't it for the good of both of us?" So, what do you think you are so angry about?"

The weasel's mouth full of Northeast scumbags made Lin Fan very playful.

But he didn't intend to let the weasel go, even if he didn't keep it as a pet, he had to keep it by his side.

Again, the ability of this weasel is very peculiar, as long as it can be used well, it will definitely be more powerful than a great master.

Among other things, if when Lin Fan was fighting with someone, the weasel pretended to be the old man at the side, and sent out a blow to attack the opponent, wouldn't he be so scared that he peed his pants on the spot?

As long as the opponent draws out his hand to defend against the weasel's attack, Lin Fan can take the opportunity to sneak attack!

Lin Fan can even let the weasel attack first to attract the attention of others, and his own attack is mixed with his attack, true and false, false and true.

Of course, the more important thing is that Lin Fan needs to ask the weasel a question:
"You mentioned monk just now, how did you know the word monk?"

The weasel was stunned: "A monk?"

"Isn't it normal to talk about this stuff? Aren't they all monks?"

Lin Fan frowned: "All of them?"

"What realm are you?"

"Me?" Weasel was stunned for a moment, he seemed to see that Lin Fan's warrior had no intention of killing him, so he stopped struggling.

It thought for a while and said, "This should be considered... body training, right?"

"But I don't know, I've been here for too long. I don't know how to practice in the future."

The weasel didn't lie. Lin Fan could clearly see that the aura in its body was very strong. However, unlike Lin Fan, it was full of dead energy!

"Okay, then you can follow me from now on, and I will teach you how to practice."

Lin Fan spoke lightly, his tone undeniable.

"What? Following you?"

The weasel obviously didn't want to: "That can't be done, I've stayed here well, how can I go with you? Brother, please spare me."

"Forgive you?" Lin Fan sneered, "You almost ruined my friend's family, I don't kill you, it's fine, now I'll give you a chance to reform, don't you want it?"

"Family ruined?"

The weasel was dumbfounded, and his small eyes released humanized confusion: "Impossible, brother, I have been here for more than 100 years, and I have never gone out. Let alone harming anyone, I have never harmed a ghost." Ah, at most it is here..."

Speaking of this, the weasel suddenly stopped.

Lin Fan squinted his eyes, looked left and right: "There should be a lot of good things in this tomb, and they all went into your stomach!"

The weasel rolled its eyes, neither objecting nor acknowledging.

Lin Fan had already expected this. A weasel can live here for such a long time and has such a miraculous ability. It definitely cannot be achieved by self-cultivation. It must be that some treasures here have been obtained by him.

But this is also the weasel's own chance, Lin Fan can't grab it, and he doesn't plan to grab it, because he wants to grab the weasel!
As long as you are used by me, your opportunity is my opportunity, the reason is very simple.

Lin Fan continued: "It's true that you haven't gone out, but you know about the corpse outside, right? You should know what you did on his corpse, right?"

"This this……"

The weasel looked sour, and said: "He can't blame me for this thing, I was brought by that person at the beginning, tell me, I was living well in Nagada in the northeast, and suddenly I came to this ghost place , I can’t even run, I almost died here, can I not vent my anger on him?”

"So it is."

Lin Fan understood. From this point of view, this weasel did not intend to do so, and it was justifiable.

Alas, too.

What bad thoughts can a weasel have?