Rely on a beautiful female president

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"Okay, empress Zhenggong, the mission must be accomplished!"

Guiling was overjoyed, and there was a happy and carefree smile on the rough face of the old man.

boo.

Kissed Fang Chen's mouth with one mouthful, and put his hands under it. You are not polite, and you are really going to tear Fang Chen's clothes!

"Stop making trouble?!?"

Fang Chen pushed Gui Ling away with a sad face, and looked at Xiao Yunyan with aggrieved eyes: "I know I was wrong, can I do it? Can I change the punishment? My dear wife."

"It's only now that you know I'm your wife?" Xiao Yunyan snorted coldly.

Tear.

at this time.

Guiling unceremoniously took off Fang Chen's pants. .

then!

Violently wiped the boxers and pulled them out for him.

"I'm going! Are you really tough??" Xiao Yunyan stared, she was just saying something angry, never thought that Guiling would really use chicken feathers as an arrow?

"That's natural!"

Guiling raised her chin triumphantly:
"I've long wanted to fall in love with your man! No, no, no, I've long wanted to be his man!"

"Crazy, I'm really hungry and crazy, you don't need to treat me like this!!"

Fang Chen pushed Gui Ling away several meters away, and then quickly put on his clothes: "Honey, don't be like this!!"

"This?"

Xiao Yunyan drooled for a while: "Then why don't you tell a joke, as long as I can laugh!"

"Row."

Fang Chen responded with a big head, and glared at Guiling: "Don't plot against me."

"Miss Zhenggong, did you just let Fang Chen go like this?" Guiling was still in the mood: "I haven't done anything yet."

"You're so indecent."

"Well, let's take advantage of this dead ghost first, and he won't have such good luck in the future." Gui Ling curled her lips dissatisfied.

"I'm starting to tell jokes." Fang Chen cleared his throat:

"One day, Liu Zongyuan traveled through time and came to the age of science and technology. Then he was arrested. It turned out that he was not the only one in the cell. He even met Li Taibai. Then they asked each other why they were arrested in the cell. Guess what? What?"

Fang Chen played a trick and looked at the three people.

"cut."

Xiao Yunyan, nannie, Guiling gave him a white look.

"Let me tell you." Fang Chen chuckled, "Liu Zongyuan asked Li Taibai, why did you go to jail?"

"Taibai Li said: The head catcher said I was spreading rumors, and the water flowed down [-] feet. They went to measure it, but it turned out not to be that long. How about you?"

"Liu Hui: Well, just because of the poem "A Thousand Mountains Birds Fly away", the Orion reported that the Thousand Mountains were full of birds, and they didn't fly away with one shot..."

"It's not funny." Xiao Yunyan sullenly.

"Don't worry, my dear. There's more to come." Fang Chen coughed twice: "Liu and Li Zheng were complaining, and at this moment, they found Du Mu curled up in the corner with an aggrieved expression, so he asked him why he came in?"

"Du Mu replied: "I don't know either, the head catcher said I have a bad style..."

"Liu Zongyuan and Li Taibai laughed as soon as they heard it, and pointed at him: You are suspected of shaking the car, right?"

"Huh?" Xiao Yunyan was startled, and asked: "Fang Chen, why is he involved in a car shock? How did Liu Zongyuan and Li Taibai know?"

"It's too late to stop and sit in Aifenglin."

"This?"

Xiao Yunyan sighed: "Is there any more?"

"Yes, Mr. Liu and Taibai Dumu were complaining to each other, and when they heard Su Shi, they suddenly burst into tears. They were still crying, so they went up and asked him why he was crying?"

"Su Hui: The head catcher said that my motives were impure, that I was peeping at women."

"Do you know why? My dear." Fang Chen said with a smile.

"Why?" Guiling asked.

"because."

"Looking at it horizontally, it looks like mountains and peaks on the other side. The distance and height are different."

"Is it funny?"

"It's funny, but it's actually some jokes, pretend I don't understand?" Xiao Yunyan said angrily.

"Who are these people? Why are they all locked together?" Nannan was puzzled.

"This is..." Guiling wanted to explain, but waved his hand: "You better stop listening, Fang Chen deliberately led us into the ditch."

"This? Isn't it funny? These people are all taught by me..." Fang Chen said.

"Go, go, don't even know how to tell a joke, it's not funny at all." Xiao Yunyan waved her hands in disgust.

"This?"

Ugh.

"I'm going to the toilet, you guys should sing back to the song first." Fang Chen sighed, suddenly a little anxious, then got up and went out to the toilet.

"Stick to him, let's see if it's an excuse to date a little girl in this ktv." Xiao Yunyan secretly winked at Guiling.

"Oh, I'll watch him hard."

Guiling blinked her eyes, and immediately ran out.

bathroom.

Fang Chen was facing the urinal and solved it comfortably.

suddenly.

A pair of goofy eyes glanced over from the side, and cast a glance at him unabashedly.

"Oh, it's not as big as one meter! I thought you would tie a rope to your leg."

"Hee hee, you're actually lying to my darling here!"

The man covered his mouth and smiled stupidly, "You've been a little angry recently. But, it's bigger than mine!"

"Do you want to see it?"

"Fuck!!"

Fang Chen was startled by this voice, turned his head, and saw Guiling's evil eyes wandering around.

"Yeah!"

"Where are you going?"

She jumped on the spot angrily, waving her thick fists wildly. "It's blocked for you, do you believe it?"

"..." Fang Chen was speechless: "You go to the bathroom as soon as you go, why are you peeping at me?"

"Hmph. Don't you want to grow your eyes? Are you excited about a hammer?" Gui Ling raised her proud head: "I am relieved to see you going to the bathroom, I'm going out."

Say it.

He twisted his waistband, walked out of the men's room with graceful steps, then turned left into the women's room, and opened a compartment:
"Why don't you lock the door when you go to the toilet? It's very unsightly."

"What?"

The woman squatting in the toilet was suffering from constipation. The moment she saw Guiling, she was so frightened that she was stunned: "What are you?? I know it!"

……

"Hi girls."

Seeing the convenience of a few beautiful young ladies who came in, Guiling greeted happily, then got into a cubicle and locked the door behind him. After all, he was a little anxious when he saw Fang Chen going to the bathroom.

but.

Obviously, this time.

He forgot that he was a man, and he shouldn't come to the women's toilet for convenience.

He unbuttoned his pants, squatted down, and prepared to solve it.

suddenly.

Lift something down.

"I'm sorry! One second ago I was teasing Fang Chen, but this second I forgot that I'm just like him!!"

Suddenly,

Guiling's face turned petrified, and the corners of his mouth were twitching stiffly.

……

"The one who greeted us warmly just now...is it a man?"

The young ladies trembled all over, they were all stunned, and looked at each other in blank dismay.

After all, singing happily and booing together.

To see a big man enter the women's bathroom, occupy a cubicle, and call them girls hello?

"I get together!"

"Is that a man who entered the compartment?"

"Yeah, yes, I saw it, a real man, pretending to be a sissy. And I know his face, he is very handsome!"

boom!
at this time.

A cubicle was suddenly kicked open violently, and a jeweled woman rushed out of it, "Ah—perverted man!!!"

Bang bang bang!
According to Guiling's compartment, he lifted up his skirt, raised his high heels, and kicked fiercely: "Get out of here, I'm going to kill you today!"

"Oh my god! It's broken." Gui Ling inside suddenly panicked, his face turned pale.