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"Hmm! Tianzun, tell me quickly, don't tantalize your appetite, will it work?"

The Queen Mother of the West said eagerly: "My curiosity is almost scratched to death by your old man!"

"Yes, yes, Tianzun, don't be mysterious, tell me quickly." The Jade Emperor urged.

"Why don't you two guess who the Great God is??" Yuanshi Tianzun said with a smile.

Western Queen:"……"

Jade Emperor: "..."

This is really a living person suffocating urine to death.

The more anxious Yuanshi Tianzun is, the more mysterious he is...

"Oh...then let me guess..."

Queen Mother Xi sighed:
"Based on my guess, the mortal god is at most an equal to Tiandao, or a friend of Tiandao, but it is absolutely impossible to be Tiandao!"

"Uh, I guessed the same way. In fact, there are quite a lot of hidden powerful beings in the Small Three Realms. It may be some old monster who hasn't been born for a long time." Jade Emperor said.

"You guessed wrong!"

Yuanshi Tianzun knocked his head and collapsed, "Continue to guess, it has something to do with the way of heaven!"

"This……"

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West looked at each other, their hearts miserable.

"I can't guess, Tianzun, please tell me quickly..." Jade Emperor begged.

"Okay then, I'll tell you because you two are so curious."

Subsequently.

Yuanshi Tianzun's expression was condensed, and his tone was solemn: "You two prick up your ears and listen carefully. What I'm going to say next is the biggest secret in the Little Three Realms. After listening, the left ear goes in and the right ear goes out... If it gets out, I will Kill both of you with your own hands!"

"Hmm, absolutely tight-lipped."

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West quickly turned their heads into chickens to eat rice!

"Very well, then the Tianzun will tell you, you must keep it a secret!"

Yuanshi Tianzun tidied up his clothes: "After I finish speaking, will you two faint in shock??"

"I'm stupid, what are you talking about, I'm so anxious and constipated here!!" The Jade Emperor cursed secretly, almost slapping him, but after thinking about it, forget it, after all, this is Yuanshi Tianzun, and he doesn't dare.

"Tell me Tianzun, what a shock, the Queen Mother and I can bear it." Jade Emperor said.

"Well, then I'll tell you!"

Yuanshi Tianzun cleared his throat and waved his hand: "Listen with your ears."

"What? Ear kiss??"

The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, he whetted his appetite to hear you tell a big secret, and let him poke on your ear before he said it?
"Mom, why didn't I expect Tianzun to be an old glass? No, no, no, it must not be for me to kiss, it should be for..."

The Jade Emperor thought about it secretly, then glanced at Queen Mother Xi, and stuck to her ear: "Why are you still standing there? The Heavenly Lord asked you to kiss with your ear."

"I know, I'm just meditating...and I'm embarrassed in front of you." Queen Mother Xi said shyly.

"What's so embarrassing, you're not my daughter-in-law!" Jade Emperor curled his lips: "You can't let me kiss you? If I did, wouldn't I be beaten and disabled by him?"

"But, but, Tianzun said it to the two of us...not necessarily referring to me alone." Queen Mother Xi was very shy, her head drooped.

"If this is the case, then this is the order of Tianzun, and it's okay for me to kiss you. You should make a sample first!"

"What are you two muttering about?" Yuanshi Tianzun looked at them with a confused face and muttered, "Hurry up and listen!"

"This?"

"Boom..."

Immediately.

The Queen Mother of the West was not reserved, she quickly stood on her tiptoes, and gave Yuanshi Tianzun a sweet kiss on the tip of the ear, "I kissed with the ear, the beard pierced... all grew to the ear... Tianzun is such an old and dishonest thing... Shame Shame..."

"Fuck!!"

"What is this for?"

Yuanshi Tianzun was directly stunned, his brain was buzzing, and even the shocked soul almost flew out!
He touched the red lips on his face in disbelief:
"Queen Mother Xi... what are you doing?"

Haw!

suddenly!

When he hadn't finished speaking.

The Jade Emperor quickly held the plate of Yuanshi Tianzun's big face, and then, not daring to meet his mouth, he gnawed a big mouthful on his old face: "I kissed it too!"

"Fuck!!!"

Yuanshi Tianzun was even more confused, his brain couldn't function anymore, he stood there blankly, and fell into a huge vortex, which made him dizzy...

"Tianzun, how do you feel?" Jade Emperor asked embarrassedly!

"What?"

Yuanshi Tianzun was as dumb as an eggplant: "What did you say?"

"I said, are you satisfied now, can you talk?"

boom!
Finally come back to God.

Yuanshi Tianzun clenched his fists tightly, grabbed the Jade Emperor, and threw the Jade Emperor on the ground: "Crooked **** god, I didn't even think that you are a fairy gay!"

"Oh, it hurts, it hurts, why did you beat me up... What did I do wrong..."

The Jade Emperor complained endlessly and let out a sour cry.

He felt that he was guilty of evil, and he couldn't do anything. He was suppressed and beaten by the mortal god, and he was still slapped in the face when he invited Tianzun.

"Tianzun, what did the Jade Emperor do wrong? Why did you beat him??" The Queen Mother of the West looked very puzzled.

"You still have the face to ask?"

"What are you talking about? Who has a crush on you?? I don't care how old you are. I'm still a girl." Queen Mother Xi rolled her eyes.

"Then why did you kiss me!! Did you leave me a red lip mark??" Yuanshi Tianzun asked, turning his head and staring at the bruised and swollen Jade Emperor: "And you, why did you hit me? ? If this matter gets out, how can I be a god?”

"Didn't you ask Fu Er to kiss you? Otherwise, whoever kisses you, I think you are taking advantage of your own seniority to deliberately bully us two little gods." Queen Mother Xi snorted.

"Yeah, Tianzun, you asked Fu Er to kiss, and the Queen Mother and I did the same. Why didn't you beat me and not her?" Jade Emperor cried out exhausted.

"Fuck!!!"

"Ear kiss??"

When Yuanshi Tianzun heard this, he took a step back in astonishment, and his mind suddenly turned around:

"Damn it! This Tianzun is talking about hearing with your ears... This kind of secret can only be told with your ears. Where did you say kissing with your ears? You two are gods, so you shouldn't be deaf, and you can hear it wrong!!! This old man It's because you can't keep it in your old age, and your innocence is ruined by the two of you..."

"Ah! This, this, this??"

The Queen Mother of the West and the Jade Emperor were suddenly struck by lightning, and almost fainted from convulsions: "No, no?? It's not for kissing, it's for listening?"

"Then what do we do now?"

"Why don't you ask your old man to come back? That way no one will suffer."