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Then, Yuanshi Tianzun glanced at all the immortals and gods, and shouted in a cold voice: "All the immortals listen to the order, bow their heads and kneel to me, and perform the highest etiquette in the heavenly court!"

"What?"

"Perform the highest etiquette in the heavenly court?"

All the immortal families looked confused: "Who can I do it for?"

"Who else can I salute?"

"It must be Yuanshi Tianzun!"

"He is the ceiling of our Little Three Realms. Every time he appears on the stage, he pays attention to grand ostentation. This time, he must think that we didn't salute, so he was furious! Otherwise, how could he slap the Jade Emperor and Tathagata?"

The immortals speculated privately for a while, very selfish!
Even if the Jade Emperor and Tathagata were slapped, they didn't connect this matter with Fang Chen, because they didn't think about it.

"Why are you still standing there? Follow me to perform the highest ceremony in the heaven!"

The Jade Emperor hurriedly roared!

His inner thoughts were the same as those of the immortals, and he didn't connect this matter to Fang Chen. Even if he got slapped in the face and was forced by Tianzun to admit that he was an old man, he just thought he was wrong. The words may have stolen Yuanshi Tianzun's limelight in questioning the mortal Fang Chen, so he was slapped a few times for no reason.

Of course, it may be that there is another factor in it, that is, when you are extremely unconfident, you will deliberately avoid a problem in your heart, and you will deliberately dare not face the facts and be unwilling to accept it.

Swish!

Immediately.

The Jade Emperor faced Yuanshi Tianzun and knelt down: "Welcome Yuanshi Tianzun, and come to Lingxiao Palace!"

click!
Followed by.

The Jade Emperor took off the Heavenly Dragon Crown from his head and put it on the ground. He swung his sleeves and bowed to the ground, followed by the 33rd kneeling ceremony in the heavenly court, and said in his mouth: "I wish Tianzun old man, longevity and heaven."

"I'm going to Nima!"

however!
Not waiting for the Jade Emperor to finish his salute.

Bang kick.

Yuanshi Tianzun was so angry that he raised his foot and stomped on his face——

That sentence "I'm going to Nima" shocked the audience, and made all the heavenly soldiers and generals of the immortal family who followed in the highest salute froze in place... like five thunderbolts!
"Hiss, just blinked, what happened?"

"Elder Tianzun stomped the Jade Emperor's foot?" The big guys were shocked and dumbfounded!
"Xiaoyou, Tianzun, what did I do wrong again??" The Jade Emperor fell on his back, his mind was so puzzled that he was almost in pain!
Because according to his understanding of Yuanshi Tianzun, this boss is not a moody fairy, why did he slap himself in the face?
"I still have the face to ask what I did wrong?? Can't you even salute??"

Yuanshi Tianzun looked angry and panted slightly: "Look at how I salute, and look at me with wide-eyed eyes!"

Da da da!
Deng Deng Deng!
Immediately.

the next moment.

Amid the exclamation and horror of all the immortals, heavenly soldiers, generals, Jade Emperor, Tathagata, and Queen Mother of the West——

I see.

Yuanshi Tianzun trotted all the way, ran up to the mortal Fang Chen, leaned forward and bent ninety degrees, and said flatteringly:

"Great God, I'm really sorry. This is the flood that rushed into the Dragon King Temple. The family doesn't know the family. The gods below are all blind. They didn't recognize your infinite supernatural powers. The old man apologized on their behalf. , sorry..."

"Oh, I bought it!"

"Fuck, he's a fairy, he's a god, what the hell happened?"

"Yuanshi Tianzun actually apologized to the mortal Fang Chen??"

All the immortals in the audience were shocked and rubbed their eyeballs collectively... After rubbing and rubbing, rubbing and rubbing again, the scene of Yuanshi Tianzun apologizing to the mortal Fang Chen was still in front of his eyes!

Pfft!
But you thought that was the end?

No, no!
Far from it, the more exciting ones are yet to come.

When all the fairy families have not made any response measures——

The hearts of each of them were raised in their throats suddenly, and they all looked like hell!

because!

In full view.

Fly in the wind, the clouds are flying.

Yuanshi Tianzun actually didn't care about his own face——

in public!

Kneeling in front of the mortal Fang Chen, his posture was extremely humble!
and.

Yuanshi Tianzun also proudly shouted to these immortal families: "You all learn a little bit, look at how I, an old man, practice the highest etiquette in heaven!"

Kaka!

Say it.

He unloaded the magic weapon coefficient of the whole body equipment and placed it on the ground.

then!

Bow your head and kneel down nine times and kowtow ten times, implying that you are the only one in the nine heavens and ten earths.

then.

There are 33 rounds of throwing the five bodies to the ground, implying that the 33 fairy palaces and palaces in the heaven bow their heads and proclaim themselves as ministers.

Subsequently.

Then perform 33 heavy kneeling salutes——

When performing this etiquette, it is very important.

Yuanshi Tianzun directly used spells to create a virtual 33-story step to the sky——

The implication is the 33 heavens of the Small Three Realms, and each step represents a layer of heaven. After breaking through the 33 heavens, it is the end of the heavenly road and the habitat of heaven.

Subsequently.

Yuanshi Tianzun bowed down on the first floor, and proceeded to the next floor... It was not until the 33rd floor saluted that he had completed the highest etiquette of the heavenly court, but he still didn't get up, and had to wait until the mortal Fang Chen spoke.

"I rely on!!"

Seeing this astonishing scene.

All the immortal families set off turbulent waves, which could not calm down for a long time... This is the first time they have seen this kind of bowing ceremony, it is not the usual highest etiquette in the heaven, it seems to be much more advanced.

But it is absolutely extraordinary for a mortal who can make Yuanshi Tianzun bow his knees and flatter him with a very low profile! !
Among them, the Jade Emperor, the Tathagata, and the Queen Mother of the West were the most shocking, and their mouths were more uncomfortable than eating flies, as if at this moment, their worldview of practice was about to collapse——

Because the etiquette performed by Yuanshi Tianzun is not the highest etiquette in the heaven——

Rather... but!

"It's over. This mortal is not simple, what Yuanshi Tianzun did to him is, what he did... is the etiquette of heaven!!!"

The Jade Emperor, the Tathagata, and the Queen Mother of the West recognized this extremely strict etiquette, and their hearts suddenly became icy cold, and they only felt that the godhead in their bodies creaked at a certain moment.

"Tathagata, what should I do?"

The Jade Emperor looked at him stupidly, his eyes full of bewilderment and horror:
"After I became emperor, I was fortunate enough to be summoned by Tiandao once. At that time, Yuanshi Tianzun led me. At that time, I didn't know this kind of etiquette. I followed Tianzun's etiquette..."

"I, I, I, I don't know what to do."

Tathagata grinned, almost crying, and the head of the big pineapple was trembling constantly:
"Back then, after I became a Buddha right away, I was also summoned by the Dao of Heaven. I also performed this kind of etiquette to the Dao of Heaven. It was Patriarch Bodhidharma who took me to see him. This kind of etiquette that you taught me by hand..."

"Whoa, who the hell is this mortal?"

Immediately, the two troubled brothers hugged each other and wept bitterly: "Could it be that the way of heaven has changed?? The micro-service private visit, deliberately molesting us?"