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"It's Ye Daddy!" Queen Mother Xi shouted angrily.

"Queen Mother, don't talk nonsense, I am not the illegitimate son of Tianzun." The Jade Emperor said hastily.

"..."

The Queen Mother of the West could not complain: "Yuanshi Tianzun's nickname is Daddy! Do you understand?"

"Oh, oh, I see."

The Jade Emperor suddenly realized, and hurriedly edited the news——

Snapped!
Fang Chen knocked down the Jade Emperor with a slap across the air, and had no intention of asking him to ask for help:

"It's useless to ask him to come, don't waste it!"

"Now, I just want to ask you gods in the sky, can Chang'e (Tie Yi) and I live a mortal life? If anyone refuses to agree, I might really demolish the Lingxiao Palace!! Let the heaven change hands. "

"You, you, you, you don't let him scream, which means you are afraid of Yuanshi Tianzun!!! Do you dare to give me @天尊的时候?" The Jade Emperor couldn't listen to anything, that's why Fang Chen didn't let him scream , is fear!
After all, Yuanshi Tianzun is the representative of the peak power of the Small Three Realms, and it can be regarded as the existence of the ceiling of the heaven.

And the more Fang Chen behaved like this, the more he felt guilty.

Actually, Fang Chen just didn't want to waste time.

After all, both Yuanshi Tianzun and Lingbao Tianzun are guarding the gate of Tiandao...so he doesn't want Yuanshi Tianzun to go for nothing, but the more you behave like this, the more people will think you are afraid.

Think of this.

Fang Chen said in a good voice: "Jade Emperor, I'm not afraid, I'm just afraid that Yuanshi Tianzun is coming, and you won't be able to handle the situation!"

"You are just afraid!! But you have to put on airs here." Jade Emperor pointed at him: "Give me time, let me @天尊!"

……

And at this moment, in the dark place of clouds and mist.

A prestige message was sent out.

"@恁父, something is wrong with Tianzun, the heaven is being baptized by blood and rain!"

"Come and rescue quickly (three weeping expressions) Hundreds of thousands of immortals and millions of heavenly soldiers have been abused, even the Jade Emperor was beaten helplessly, and the Queen Mother of the West was also penetrated by the Daotong Shenmo Banner A mortal is going to take your Taoist Heavenly Court to replace him, so hurry up and rescue him!"

Subsequently.

I saw streaks of golden light shooting out of the flowing white clouds, one with a big pineapple head, surrounded by Buddha's light, led two little followers, and walked over on the white clouds.

It is the Tathagata who goes and returns.

In fact, when he was invited, he secretly peeped at Fang Chen with the Buddha's light, and found that he couldn't see through. The mysterious power prevented all mana from peeping...

therefore.

He pretended to leave, but hid in the dark, wanting to see what kind of terrifying person the Lingxiao Palace had provoked...

It doesn't matter if you look at it seriously, it is definitely at their level that they can torture the Queen Mother of the West to pieces.

"Fairy gods, Amitabha Buddha, this Buddha is coming again, are you very excited? Have you seen the dawn of hope?"

Tathagata's big pineapple head slowly glanced around the heavenly court, with the attitude that it's not a big deal to read a joke:
"Don't worry, this Buddha is only a spectator this time, because this Buddha has already @元世天尊 for you! I believe that Tianzun will come to rescue you in a while."

"Don't you welcome applause?! My Buddha is merciful, but he took the risk to invite Yuanshi Tianzun for you!" Ananda and Kasyapa said aloofly!
"Thank you!" Jade Emperor grinned and thanked.

"You're welcome, it's all my family."

Tathagata waved his big palm, and then those golden-topped eyes looked down at Fang Chen from above, and pretended to say:

"Ordinary people, you have a predestined relationship with the Buddha. Call the Buddha, and turn your head back to the shore. This Buddha can take you back to Lingshan, devote yourself to practicing, and remove the hostility on your body—"

"It's ridiculous!"

"You are a Buddha, you don't want to go back to your Leiyin Temple to stay, but you want to be nosy here... and you want to save me?? Didn't you invite Yuanshi Tianzun? Don't you wait for him to come? ? How about you, I will come down from the sky now, and I will let you practice??"

Fang Chen said with a smile!

"Presumptuous! How dare you accuse the Tathagata—kneel down to worship, and apologize sincerely!" Ananda and Kassapa immediately reprimanded them in a pretentious manner!
"Two sanctimonious attendants are also worthy of shouting and drinking in front of me?"

Clap twice!

Fang Chen casually slapped the two mouths.

Ananda and Kassapa fell from the sky like a smoking plane!
"mortal!"

"The murderous aura on your body is too heavy!"

Tathagata frowned pineapple eyebrows: "The two of them just said that you were disrespectful, and they didn't make a move, but you wanted two big mouths to slap you. Isn't this a slap in the face of Ben Buddha?"

"Since you want to meddle in your own business, you have to be mentally prepared for a slap in the face."

Fang Chen showed no fear: "Buddha is the way, and he is merciful. You don't go to save people, but you hide in the dark and watch jokes. Is this what you, a Buddha, should do?"

"This Buddha is the ancestor of all Buddhas, how dare you look down on me like this?"

Tathagata's tone was slightly angry:
"The reason why this Buddha went and came back is to observe what kind of monster you belong to, but you are here to scold me. Then this Buddha might as well meet you before Yuanshi Tianzun comes..."

"Oh? Is this the Buddha? Are you so narrow-minded? Are you irritated after just a few words?" Fang Chen smiled.

"Great Mercy and Great Compassion Palm..."

click!
Tathagata puts his hands together——

A huge Buddha's handprint was photographed from the void, and it was accurately photographed on Fang Chen's body.

Snapped!
Layers of thick smoke filled the air.

When the smoke clears—

Fang Chen remained motionless, standing tall like a mountain: "Is that all?"

"Myriad buddhist hands!"

Tathagata was a little angry, clasped his hands together again, and struck with both palms——

click-

From the ground under his feet, a huge golden buddhist hand suddenly sprang out, pinched Fang Chen's throat on the spot, and twisted violently: "Death!"

boom!
The powerful power of Buddha's light set off a thousand waves.

"Fang Chen!!"

Chang'e cried out in worry.

"I'm fine, trust your man."

Fang Chen smiled slightly, and with a flick of his hand, the giant hand at the throat was extinguished, it was effortless.

"This mortal physique seems to be immune to all attacks."

Tathagata frowned secretly!

Snapped!
Put your hands together again and strike each other: "The Buddha Kingdom in your palm—"

boom!
The overwhelming power went berserk, and in a trance, sacred mountains had condensed into one after another on the void, covering Fang Chen, which was tens of thousands of times more terrifying than the previous two moves.

"Is it the Buddha Kingdom in your palm? If my guess is correct, the demon king Sun Wukong was defeated by this trick, and then he was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain!"

"You're right!"

"This palm contains the power of ten thousand Buddhas, including the laws of all gods and demons, and can swallow the small three realms. It was a little bit overkill to beat that monkey back then."

Tathagata smiled faintly, and his whole body was full of golden light.