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"What? Journey to the West?" The Jade Emperor said in a bewildered expression, "I haven't understood it before, what are you talking about? Listening to the name, it looks very arrogant!"

"No, you are not mobile phones, haven't you seen it?" Fang Chen asked suspiciously: "Your Lingxiao Temple was beaten to pieces, if it wasn't for the Tathagata to save the scene, you might have been stabbed by Sun Monkey with a stick!! "

"Axi!!! How did you know that!!!" The Jade Emperor went crazy! !

"Darling, according to my reincarnation after awakening Chang'e, although Heavenly Court has mobile phones, they are only limited to the heavenly realm and cannot be connected to the mortal world, so they don't know that Mortal Journey to the West has already performed them all once. !" Chang'e (Tie Yi) whispered into Fang Chen's ear!

"Oh, I forgot. When the Small Three Realms connected to the Internet, this section was indeed cut off, just to prevent the gods from being too attached to the mortal world."

Fang Chen smiled, and then looked at the Queen Mother of the West and the Jade Emperor: "Let's not talk about this anymore, I want to take Chang'e away!! You guys make it easier for me, don't stop me!"

"Yes, I have figured it out now, I want to follow my man!"

Chang'e (Tie Yi) added: "I now find that falling in love is really a very beautiful thing, and the mortal Fang Chen and I have already gone to bed, and we have integrated each other into each other, so we will love each other for a lifetime !"

"presumptuous!!"

"He is a mortal, how can he be worthy of you!! You belong to the heavenly court!! Even if you are sleeping and lose your virginity, you are still the Chang'e of the heavenly court!!!" The Jade Emperor was really angry! !
"Why, are you very unconvinced??" Fang Chen narrowed his eyes: "I am nice and nice, and I have never met you in battle, so don't be ungrateful!!"

"A mortal so crazy? It seems that you want to fight with my Heavenly Court?" The Queen Mother of the West looked at the past contemptuously. The current situation is not only about whether Chang'e is slept, but also about the face of the Heavenly Court! !

"Hehe! I can easily destroy hundreds of Heavenly Courts in the Three Small Realms!" Fang Chen's eyes were full of contempt!
"Honey, how can you talk big? It's not a good time to add fire." Chang'e hastily let out a coquettish voice.

"Don't be ashamed, then I'll train you?" Erlang Zhenjun stood up arrogantly, pointing the three-pronged two-edged knife in his hand at Fang Chen: "Mortal, you ruined my dream, I will crush you to ashes!!"

Seeing that the situation was tense, Chang'e (Tie Yi) quickly stood up: "Can we use our words but not our hands?"

"Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, my heart is no longer in heaven, you two will let us descend to the mortal world!!"

"Hmph! Foxy, I knew you were not a good thing from the beginning. You have seduced the souls of many gods, and now you are still in the world? Where is this place?" Xi Wangmu gave a cold drink.

"Chang'e, what's so good about this mortal?? No god in the sky has ever had sex with a mortal!! You can't set a precedent, otherwise I won't be able to save you!!" The Jade Emperor was heartbroken and wanted to redeem himself.

However, these words suddenly seemed like gunpowder, igniting Chang'e's flames:

"Jade Emperor, we are not afraid to speak out! There are not a few gods in the heavens who fall in love with mortals!! I am not the first, nor will I be the last!"

"Hehe, are you still angry?? Then tell me, who is it!! If you can't tell, I'm really rude to you!!" The Jade Emperor angrily criticized! !
"Okay! You let me say it, and I will say it!"

Chang'e cleared her throat, and slowly glanced at the fairy houses all over the place, saying without fear:

"As we all know, the Jade Emperor's daughter, Zhinu, was abducted to the mortal world by a mortal cowherd. Is this an affair with a mortal?? And you are so heartless that you actually built a magpie bridge for them so that they can only meet each other for a year Once, if you consider it from your father's point of view, you are not worthy of being a good father!!"

"Damn it!!" Jade Emperor's brain was about to explode when he heard it: "You actually said these things to block my mouth??"

"Fairy Chang'e, you can't say such things, this is the Jade Emperor's pain, and it will anger him!" Taibai Jinxing winked and frowned quickly.

Of course!
Chang'e ignored it and continued to say to the Jade Emperor, "Am I right?? And your sister Yaoji also eloped with a mortal!"

"You!!" The Jade Emperor held his breath deeply!
"What about me? I'm going all out!!"

At this time, Chang'e had an air of being fearless: "Not only Yao Ji, but also your daughter Seventh Fairy's Xiaoqi, who was also abducted by mortals, isn't this statement half-baked?"

"You, stop talking!!" The Jade Emperor blushed! !
"Why don't you say it? Just because you are the Jade Emperor, can I not say it?"

Chang'e's momentum was unprecedentedly powerful: "There is also your niece Sanshengmu, who was also seduced away by mortals, but you treated her cruelly, prevented them from falling in love, and pressed Sanshengmu under the mountain. You can’t even eat milk, so you leave them, as the Jade Emperor, you are the most dangerous!!”

"I'll do it!!!"

"Suddenly, I felt that what Chang'e said made sense."

The entire audience was stunned.

"Jade Emperor, the reason why I gave these examples is that gods and mortals are in love?? And several of them are your relatives. They can fall in love with mortals, why can't I?" Chang'e asked sharply, asking The Jade Emperor was speechless for a while.

About half an hour.

"Ah!!"

"Unless, you are not afraid of the consequences!!" The Jade Emperor took a deep breath, and his eyes had turned into bloody sword shadows: "You have said so much, the Great Emperor has already understood your heart, and when you were reincarnated, you have already No longer in Heavenly Court, since this is the case, I will give you time to explain your will!!"

"okay!"

"I say this because I have prepared for the worst consequences."

Chang'e anticipated what would happen next, so she turned her head to look at Fang Chen, and said with a charming smile:
"Singing and dancing, with wide sleeves and light arms, the concubine's body is like a king's heart like the moon, ten years like a day, floating and falling in love with the dust. The flowers are like a brocade, the ice and snow melt, and the moment the flowers bloom, the beauty is silent."

"Standing on the cold palace, overlooking the picturesque heaven, in the troubled times, the gold and iron horses are full of youth."

"Oaths become sand, and there is no worries. The cinnabar between the eyebrows is better than a begonia. Flowers on the Mo, forget the words of the present, how can you be afraid of ups and downs? Wait for me to dye the wind and snow, and I will hide from you to the end of the world."

Say it! !
Chang'e showed the courage to see death as home: "Jade Emperor, do you want all the immortals to go up? Or one by one?"

"Jade Emperor, I implore you!"

"let me try!!"

God Erlang said: "My divine soldier has been waiting for a long time, I implore the Jade Emperor to let me go up and fight Chang'e for a round!"