Rely on a beautiful female president

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"If you stand up straight, will you hold your head?"

"What if you were flirting with a woman, and when you took off your trousers, you realized that it was locked underneath... It just so happened that you didn't bring the key to unlock it, what should you do? Don't you suffocate? Release it everywhere, this is fatal!"

"However, there is still the industry of lockpickers. You can directly equip a key to open it. In that case, it will not be embarrassing. But I guess the lockpicker will hit you hard. After all, what you open is a lock, and what you open is also a lock." a ha ha ha."

"Let me ask again, if Yufeng is in a hurry to go to the WC one day, and you happen to not bring the key to unlock it, wouldn't that be a mess? No, no, it's not just a pants, you probably have to pull it in your crotch !"

"Maybe in a hurry, you can find a saw blade and cut it off!"

I don't know how to swipe 99+ messages, all of them are curious about this stuff.

"Fuck off! (three cursing faces)"

Yufeng angrily responded with one word, "Go!"

"What's so fierce? I just asked you for advice, aren't you happy??" Twisted Twist replied with a pursed lips.

"Your focus is very strange, shouldn't you pay attention to Junshang?" Yufeng was very angry.

"Eh, yes!"

"Your Majesty found this thing, and even said he found it on a girl, so he must have opened it??"

next second.

The focus of the controversy came, and there was another bunch of information swiping the screen.

"Your Majesty, where did you get the key to unlock the lock?"

"Which girl gave you the key on purpose and asked you to open it?"

"Then did you get the key and insert it?"

"Did you unlock the lock?"

"After opening the lock, what did you see? Did you see the lock cylinder? Can you tell us all about it..."

"Black or white?"

"Or...the lock is rusted because it hasn't been opened all year round...then have you oiled it?"

"I have Karma Sanshen Oil here, do you want it, my lord? The kind with free shipping!"

"Come on!!!"

Fang Chen looked at the tumbling messages, speechless!

"Okay already?"

"Nubi 666!"

"Your Majesty is indeed a boss! So who gave you the key? Or was it that girl who opened it by herself?

"My admiration for you has risen to an unprecedented height, like the water of the Milky Way, flooding!"

"..." Fang Chen was speechless, and edited a line: "You are all big brothers, idols admired by many people, can you stop being so wretched in the group, I haven't unlocked it yet!!!"

"No way, I didn't even open the lock, so I'm the only one to kill?"

So the online bosses were immediately shocked and speechless, they were all racing, one by one fiercer than the other.

"epic!"

"Too 6!"

"6 went to heaven!"

"Your Majesty doesn't have a key, yet you can open the lock... Then what did you use to insert it into the keyhole to open the lock? Or did you say that your Majesty just broke the lock?"

"That lock doesn't have a key, and it's hard to break it. It's a magic weapon!" The old man spoke angrily!

"Your Majesty is neither a god nor a man!"

"Your Majesty is a monster!"

"Can a mere lock thwart your majesty's ambition?"

"Your Majesty, tell me quickly, what did you do after you unlocked it?? Why didn't you speak?"

All the bosses were typing and typing, all in a gesture of booing. If you could see their expressions through the screen, they would definitely be wretched and out of character.

"President Ma, the video conference will start in 5 minutes, and all the high-level connection screens have been connected."

"What meeting? Postpone for an hour. I'm having a good time. No, no, the meeting is postponed tomorrow morning!"

……

"You guys are talking about my female apprentice like that, and my old guy went down the mountain to fight for you!!!" The old man was blushing, and his typing arms were trembling with anger!

"Come on, come down the mountain, I'll arrange for you some beautiful young ladies to accompany you to dinner and drink... so you won't be safe at the end of the festival."

"you!!"

The old man was furious: "Your Majesty, I will set up a private chat group with the password 123456, and ignore these wretched men."

"Ok!"

Fang Chen entered the private chat group.

Squeeze, sip, sip.

Soon, a group of bigwigs also squeezed in.

"Why did you come in? I have a password!!" The old man saw that there were hundreds of members in the private chat, and immediately sent an angry message to question.

"Stupid or not? You posted the password in the group, can we not enter??" Xiaodongzi replied triumphantly!

"Your Majesty, let's change to another private chat group, and I'll send you the private password!" Old Shuaibi created another private chat group.

Fang Chen entered the password to enter, but a group of bigwigs also squeezed in at the same time.

"Damn it!! Why did you come in again? You didn't send out the password this time!" The old man compared depressedly!
"Stupid or not?? Don't you look at the people in the group? Can't you see the backstage of your little password twist?? Even if he doesn't look, won't other people find hackers to break the code for you?" Fang Chen replied!
"Hehehe, you still know us well, but we are very professional and have not deciphered or looked at the backstage, because the password set by the boss is too simple or 123456..."

"This……"

The old man has no temper at all: "Forget it, your lord, let's talk here, there is no privacy anyway."

"Speak quickly, we promise not to interrupt."

……

"Then give me the key, and I'll tell you the address, free postage, you tell me about a good girl, who is just in her prime, it's outrageous to have this thing..." Fang Chen said bluntly .

"Without a key!"

"What are you talking about? No key?? Then how does she go to the bathroom...how does she take a shower?" Fang Chen was stunned.

"Oh, it's simple. There is a mechanism on the top, which can open two openings according to needs, but it can't be removed." The old handsome replied truthfully!
"you……?"

Fang Chen's face darkened: "If you were in front of me, I would definitely call out with a big mouth. It was definitely on purpose. Hand over the key!"

"Your Majesty, how could I do it on purpose? Although she has great blessings, she is also dependent on blessings and misfortunes. Once the lock is opened, it will attract countless evil spirits from the world to covet..."

"When I took her in as a disciple, I just felt that the blessings were profound, and I didn't realize that she had such an abnormality. Overnight, ghosts and animals were raging, and ghost soldiers took advantage of the way, and a hundred ghosts ran rampant, almost breaking Longhushan's incense. ! Thanks to my profound magic power, I barely suppressed it."

see this reply.

Fang Chen fell into deep thought. After a long time, he edited the message and asked:

"This woman's body is indeed a little different. I was a little suspicious at the beginning, and the virgin lock was added to isolate all abnormalities——"

"And now you say that you are coveting evil, don't tell me, she is inherently evil!"