Rely on a beautiful female president

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"Oh my god, don't pull me, don't pull me, let me jump down, this Zombie King is too evil, I have limited cultivation, I am not an opponent!"

Zheng Moyu burst into tears in a hurry, his cold little hands desperately tried to pull Fang Chen's hand away.

"You said it so lightly!"

Fang Chen put on a smirk: "It's fun for you to jump down, and you can land safely, but what about the villagers?? They were all thrown up by you one by one. You can't be responsible for bringing them down together safely?"

"I can't control that much anymore! Let me go, or I'll do my best for you!! I can't deal with a Zombie King, and I can't deal with you trash?" She glared at him angrily!
Snapped!
Fang Chen slapped her on the thigh: "Calm down, will you?? Before going down the mountain, didn't you learn to be calm when things happen?"

"You, you dare to hit my big beautiful leg??" Zheng Moyu gritted his teeth, raised his foot and stomped over!
click!
Fang Chen clamped his legs and clamped her feet——

Snapped--

Another backhand slap: "If you don't calm down, I will make you bloom!!"

"You you bastard!!"

Seeing that Fang Chen couldn't be fooled by Zheng Moyu, he could only roar angrily: "I want to go back, to the mountain, to Longhu Mountain, and ask the master to come out, he will definitely destroy this Zombie King!!!"

"You asked the master to come out?"

"You mean the old master Zhang Daoling?"

"Is he still alive?"

Fang Chen smiled slightly!
In the name of the three characters "Zhang Tianshi" in Longhushan——

In fact, it does not only refer to a person, but a collective term, because the inheritance system adopted——

The first generation was the old celestial master Zhang Daoling, but because the old man's reputation was so great during his career, that the descendants of the celestial master who came down the mountain later did not recognize him, only Zhang celestial master.

Over time.

Longhushan Celestial Master Chuang admits, it becomes a place for the capable, who can sit on the top spot of Longhushan, no matter who they are or what their surname is, they must be called "Zhang Tianshi" or even have the same surname. To add a word, for example, if Zheng Moyu takes the top spot in Longhu Mountain in the future, then it must be Zhang Zhengmoyu. .

"Bah, bah, what are you talking about, Fang Chen? The master has only lived for more than 200 years. He is a long-lived old man. He is very lively. Many people are going to find the secret of longevity! He won't die even if you die." Zheng Mo said ruthlessly. Criticize fiercely!

"Haha, even saying that you are a Taoist nun has praised you, but Zhang Daoling's curly hair is an old monster!" Fang Chen said frankly with a smile!

"Dare to call my patriarch a bastard? Do you believe that I killed you!?"

Zheng Moyu's eyes burst into flames, wishing to kill this Fang Chen, but the other party's strength was so strong for some reason, he kept clamping her hand, unable to move.

"Okay, okay, do you know why you can't do that Zombie King?"

Fang Chen said slowly!
"why?"

"When you were fighting with the Zombie King, did you notice the money sword stuck in its chest? And the yellow talisman on its forehead?"

"I noticed it, I don't know which bastard is not good at learning, not only did not suppress it, but also released it to destroy it!!! I curse him to go to hell after death!!" Zheng Moyu cursed angrily!

"Hehe, it's not right for you to scold your patriarch like this. Zhang Daoling inserted the two magic weapons, the money sword and the corpse suppressing yellow talisman!" Fang Chen said!
"What do you say?"

"You fart!"

Zheng Moyu was inspired, and he said plausibly: "My patriarch follows the natural way, and his cultivation base is profound, so he can't even lower his rigidity?! You still brazenly say that the old man inserted those two magic weapons? Are you belittling the old man? Celestial Master?"

"Woman, there are so many things you don't know!"

Fang Chen continued:

"Zhang Daoling is the founder of the lineage of the Heavenly Master, but he is not invincible!"

"Although the corpse-suppressing talisman and money sword poured his supreme mana, they only suppressed him and failed to kill him completely! Although he didn't kill him, it should have been completely suppressed. He was buried in the ground, why did he suddenly jump? If it comes out, the two deadly magic weapons will all lose their effectiveness?"

"Are you finished?"

Zheng Moyu raised his head, his eyes full of contempt: "Tell me, what's your intention in telling me so much nonsense?!"

"Hey." Fang Chen scratched his head: "Isn't it because of gambling, you can't break the appointment! If you can't do something, it doesn't mean I can't do it, right?"

"Moyu Moyu, you have to think about it quickly. The villagers dare not jump off the mountain. It is more than 200 meters high... They are all hiding everywhere..." Shen Xiuer ran up to her in fear, her ankle was twisted several times, but fortunately, She's not wearing high heels, so it's out of the way.

"This??"

Zheng Moyu buried his head in thought, with a complicated expression on his face: "Let everyone stop breathing temporarily, don't pant! Stiff is biting by human scent!"

"Yeah, got it, I'll notify you right away!"

Shen Xiuer immediately took out her phone, clicked on WeChat, and found the group chat group of Xiaoxi Village: "@Everyone, hurry up and temporarily stop breathing!"

"Okay, I've notified everyone! I've stopped breathing too!"

After finishing speaking, the Village Chief Xiu'er pinched his nose tightly with his small hands, and began to blush... His appearance was funny and cute.

Buzz, buzz.

Lots of vibrating cell phones.

Those who hid in the bushes, those who climbed on the trees, those who pretended to be dead, etc. All the villagers took out their mobile phones and looked:
"The village chief has spoken!"

"Everyone, stop breathing!"

"Roger that!"

"Roger that!"

"Roger that!"

"+1 received!"

"+1 received!"

"+1 received!"

There are a lot of people following back!

Then the villagers began to pinch their noses tightly, looking nervously at the Zombie King in the middle of the field.

"This??"

"Isn't this deception?"

"Zombie King is not in a hurry to start now, he is experiencing the joy of being a human being, and has already reached the state of half-step spirituality, stopping breathing will not work for him at all..."

Fang Chen was powerless to complain!

"What deceit? It's always played like this on TV!" Zheng Moyu tried to quibble, covering his mouth tightly!
"Stop breathing quickly too, don't talk!" Shen Xiu'er panicked, and blocked Fang Chen's nose and mouth with a small hand.

"..."

Fang Chen was speechless.

However.

The small hands of the female village head are quite slippery and soft, and there is a faint fragrance that rushes into the tip of her nose... It smells nice...

"Quack quack quack, a bunch of sand sculptures, actually playing peek-a-boo with me?"

"Pinch your nose and stop breathing to avoid me???"

Zombie King was so excited when he saw everyone pinching their noses, he burst out laughing and rolled on the ground...

Subsequently.

It jumped up with great interest: "Then...how about...this king will play with you?! If anyone can't hold back and wants to breathe fresh air, then wait to be bitten to death!"

Give it a go.

There was wind under its feet, like a thunderstorm, it flashed in front of Fang Chen/Shen Xiuer/Zheng Moyu——

There was an extra dead chicken in his hand, biting it bite by bite: "Hey hey, my little cuties, do you want to eat chicken? Open your mouth and feed you?"