The special soldier king of the female president

"Chen Chen, don't run away if you have the guts!"

In the Amazon jungle, two figures ran fast.I saw a young man in his early twenties, wearing a pair of big underpants, carrying a pole and carrying two buckets of water, walking like flying in the jungle.

Facing the large jungle with intertwined vines, he was as fast as a ghost, and the water in the two buckets did not leak at all.

With a bang, a rocket exploded not far behind Chen Chen, and he jumped like a tiger before dodging it.

Chen Chen wiped off his cold sweat, turned around and cursed: "Ling Shuanghan, you're crazy, I told you I was going to fetch water for pigs, and who knew you were bathing inside. And I didn't even see your body, besides What's so good about your figure, you have fat on your belly."

Not far behind Chen Chen, a fiery woman was carrying a bazooka. Her expression was extremely ugly at the moment. Hearing Chen Chen's words, she took out a new bazooka from her body and put it on.

"Fuck me, that's a new type of weapon just developed by War Factory. It's ten times more powerful than normal warheads. Don't mess around." When Chen Chen saw the new rocket, his eyes popped out. No more, the whole person ran forward frantically.

Fortunately, the dense trees in the Amazon forest made it difficult to aim. Ling Shuang snorted coldly, and then chased it out like a ghost.

Chen Chen ran around for a while, and finally saw a thatched cottage.His eyes lit up, and he quickly shouted: "Master, help me..."

Chen Chen opened the door and looked inside.I saw that the room was small and dark, in a dark environment, an old man was standing in the corner, his expression was focused, neither sad nor happy, his eyes were half-opened and half-closed, and various lights flashed on his face.

"Crack!" Chen Chen turned on the light, and saw a gray-haired old man squatting on a chair with a cigarette in his mouth, playing games with earphones on.

While playing, he scolded the people inside: "Don't talk about tactics with labor and management. The tactics of labor and management are, dog! Lay down on the ground and set up a machine gun, full of medicine bags and bandages, a room with a shotgun... Let the old man teach you, what is it?" It is called the number one Voldemort on the whole network who has played all over the Asian server, Japanese and Korean servers, and even the European and American servers."

After some operations, the words "Great auspicious chicken tonight" appeared on the computer screen.

"Fuck, what time is this? You're still eating chicken, and I'm going to be killed." Chen Chen said as he pulled off the old man's headset.

With a cigarette in his mouth, the old man said with a displeased face, "What's wrong with feeding a pig, kid? I just pulled the network cable, can you stop being an asshole and let the old man have a good two rounds, get out and feed the pig."

"Old man, don't fucking think you are the king of soldiers. I sell pigs to help you pay for your Internet fee. You get rid of that girl for me, or I'll never end with you." Chen Chen said, hearing There was movement outside, so I immediately opened the closet and got in.

"Hey, you are afraid of a ball, what can that girl do to you..." Just as the old man finished speaking, the wooden door of the thatched cottage was kicked open.I saw a slender woman walking in with a bazooka on her shoulders.

The old man gulped down a mouthful of foam, quickly put on a smiling face and said, "Oh, isn't this Shuanghan, why did you come to Master's place?"

"Go away!" Ling Shuanghan pushed the old man away violently, then looked around, but found nothing, then fixed her eyes on the old man again and said, "Where is that bastard Chen Chen, hand him over to me."

"Chen Chen? Aren't you feeding pigs? What's the matter? How dare this kid provoke you?" The old man said angrily, "This brat wouldn't feel safe feeding a pig. If the labor and management see him, they will definitely kill him."

"Stop talking nonsense, hand him over to me." Ling Shuang's cold eyes fixed on the old man, and even the muzzle of the bazooka was aimed at him.

The old man was in a cold sweat, and he cursed in his heart, what the hell did this fucking brat do to provoke this little aunt.

But the old man is worthy of being the king of soldiers, he looked around in a daze, like a film king, fully showing what is dazed and ignorant, he scratched his head and said: "I really don't know where he is. "

"Old man, I respect you as my nominal master, but if you dare to protect him again today, I will bombard your thatched hut and live in a tree for me." Ling Shuanghan didn't like this old man at all. Guy, said coldly.

As soon as the thatched house was mentioned, the old man's cloudy eyes suddenly burst into a cold light, and his whole temperament changed: "Shuanghan, don't force me."

Chen Chen, who was peeking out of the closet, saw the old man's domineering look, and was surprised and then delighted: "Fuck, the old man has lost his temper. He is worthy of being the king of soldiers. I think this girl is miserable. You, old man!" Come on bravely, I will pay for the remaining three years of your internet fee!"

Ling Shuanghan was not afraid either, she held the trigger and aimed at the old man, as if she wanted to send the former king of soldiers away with one shot.

But at the next moment, there was only a thud, as if the earth shook.Ling Shuanghan almost pulled the trigger, but then the two people in and out of the closet were dumbfounded. The old man pushed the golden mountain and the jade pillar and suddenly knelt down on the ground, crying, "I really don't know where this kid is. I swear to the lamp..."

Shameless, so shameless, the thoughts of the two people inside and outside the closet are surprisingly consistent.

"Fuck, this old man doesn't even want to make a face." Chen Chen completely surrendered, this old man is really enough.

Ling Shuanghan was also taken aback, and then spat out: "If I find out that you are covering him up, you master and apprentice will all be dead."

After finishing speaking, Ling Shuanghan went out with the bazooka on his shoulders.

When Ling Shuanghan went out, Chen Chen came out and said, "Damn old man, dare you be the fucking king of soldiers in Crossfire, can you be more embarrassing?"

The old man said angrily: "You little bastard, if you are an old man, I am immortal. It is not good to offend anyone. You offend her. The little old man was almost blown away by the rocket launcher. This little girl, who the hell Dare to provoke me."

"Hey, you don't understand if you talk too much, pack up your clothes and run." The old man said, pushing him away, "I have a task here, you go there quickly. Aren't you tired of raising pigs? I found a daughter-in-law for you, she is a fool and has a lot of money, so get out of here so that you don't get involved in labor."

Speaking of which, the old man quickly pushed Chen Chen out, and stuffed him with a bag.

"I'm stupid, old man, give me some money."

Before he finished speaking, the old man grabbed a handful of ten-cent bills from his pocket, ranging from fifty cents to one yuan, and the largest denomination was no more than ten yuan. He stuffed them into Chen Chen's arms, and then kicked him out. Said: "Go away, go away..."

Chen Chen wanted to say something, but the wooden door was already closed.There was also the sound of locking the door inside, obviously the old man was afraid that he would hurt him.

Chen Chen heard another earth-shattering sound not far away, shaking the entire Amazon Forest.I don't know what kind of giant python or what kind of giant crocodile offended that girl, but finally tried the latest achievement of what is called a war factory.

"Nimma, this woman is crazy!" Chen Chen ran out of the jungle without saying a word.