The female president wants to get a certificate from me when I send the wrong confession

The three of Su Hao finished buying the fruits, and then walked out of the vegetable market.

Afterwards, he went shopping again, and Xia Youyou bought the live broadcast equipment by the way.

After returning to the villa, Su Hao carried the ingredients purchased from the vegetable market into the villa from the car.

While Su Hao was carrying things, Xia Youyou opened a few plastic bags with a smile on her face, took out one each of cucumber, eggplant and banana, and went upstairs.

After a while, Su Hao finished his things and returned to the kitchen.

When he was about to put the vegetables in the refrigerator, he suddenly found that the vegetables had been moved.

"what?"

Su Hao glanced at it.

Then a bunch of bananas was seen, and one was broken off.

Because Shen Yuefei was playing with the dog outside, Su Hao knew that Xia Youyou must have broken it off.

"This fat man, he said he didn't want to eat bananas at the vegetable market, but he was hungry when he got home."

Su Hao complained.

But suddenly I found that something was wrong, because the cucumber and eggplant next to me also moved.

Su Hao is a person with super comprehension, he is very clear about the quantity and weight of these cucumbers and eggplants.

So he checked it again, and finally came to the conclusion that Xia Youyou also took cucumbers and eggplants.

It's normal if this girl is greedy and breaks a banana.

It's normal to take a cucumber, after all, she said she wants to apply a mask, but what to do with a long eggplant?
Raw eggplant?

Su Hao frowned, and suddenly thought of a possibility.

Ok?
He couldn't help thinking that in the vegetable market, Xia Youyou was picking carrots, cucumbers, and eggplants.

These vegetables all seem to have one thing in common, which is…

Men seem to understand.

No way?This girl Xia Youyou didn't buy something, did she?
Su Hao's eyelids twitched.

It would be fine if it was another married woman, but Yoyo is still a girl after all.

Su Hao was a little embarrassed, and it was impossible to ask Xia Youyou directly about this matter.

Then go talk to your wife Shen Yuefei?
This doesn't seem to be the case.

After that, Su Hao made lunch. After lunch, he was ready to go to Guo Wenquan.

Before leaving, he went to the kitchen again, and waved to Shen Yuefei.

"Well, wife, come here."

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Shen Yuefei walked into the kitchen.

"Well, do you think the vegetables you bought today are a little strange?"

Su Hao asked suddenly.

"Ok?"

Shen Yuefei's beautiful eyes twitched, feeling a little guilty, did Su Hao guess it? !
"What's strange, nothing strange."

"Look at it."

So Su Hao took out a cucumber, took out an eggplant, and broke off a banana.

He put all three together.

Shen Yuefei's pretty face was burning hot, her little heart was beating thumpingly, it was over, was he discovered? !

How can this be explained?
Su Hao said again: "These fruits, Yoyo just took one each, and then went upstairs."

"Um……"

Shen Yuefei's thoughts were chaotic.

"Um... Wife, go and remind Yoyo that these fruits are only for eating, not for other things."

Su Hao could only remind him from the side.

"Ok?"

Shen Yuefei was startled, and then immediately understood.

It turned out that Su Hao thought that these things were bought by Youyou.

"You must remind me of that, you know?"

Su Hao said seriously.

"Yeah, I see, I'll go upstairs and tell her right now."

Shen Yuefei nodded quickly.

"Well, I'm going out then."

Su Hao left the villa after speaking.

After he left, Shen Yuefei went upstairs in shame and indignation.

I saw Xia Youyou sitting in the room, fiddling with her mobile phone in front of the desk, as well as live broadcast equipment, including a sound card and lighting.

When Shen Yuefei walked into the room, she saw bananas, cucumbers, and eggplants on the table.

"Cousin, you are here, come quickly, haha, my live broadcast equipment is in place, I can start live broadcast now."

Xia Youyou said excitedly.

"You silly girl, do you know that you've revealed your secrets."

Shen Yuefei said angrily.

"Huh? Showing off? What revealing?"

Xia Youyou was dumbfounded.

Only then did Shen Yuefei point to the vegetables on the table, and said something about Su Hao's words.

"Ah? I'm ashamed to see people, my brother-in-law misunderstood me, how could I be such a person."

Xia Youyou was stunned.

"You still said, who told you to take this upstairs as soon as you got home."

Shen Yuefei glared at her.

"Haha, if brother-in-law misunderstood, I will misunderstand you. Anyway, brother-in-law didn't misunderstand you, so we won't delay our practice."

Xia Youyou said indifferently.

"What if he asks again?"

"Just say, I ate bananas, and I put on a mask on cucumbers."

"What about the eggplant?"

"Well, I also ate the eggplant raw."

"..."

Shen Yuefei didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "By the way, you can buy it as soon as you buy it. What are you buying so many kinds of?"

"Cousin, you still talk about me, it's not all your fault."

"Why do you blame me?"

Shen Yuefei was dumbfounded.

Xia Youyou explained: "I asked your brother-in-law's ratio, but you didn't know, so you can only buy various ratios."

"..."

Shen Yuefei was directly ashamed.

"Well, actually, that carrot should be bought back."

Xia Youyou said suddenly.

"What do you mean?"

"In case brother-in-law..."

"To shut up."

Shen Yuefei glared at her.

"Haha, cousin, it seems that you still have confidence in your brother-in-law."

Xia Youyou said gloatingly.

Shen Yuefei explained: "Although I didn't see it with my own eyes, I still feel pretty...pretty..."

"What the hell?"

"you know."

"Cousin, you and your brother-in-law have slept for so long, are you not curious?"

"I... I'm curious what this does."

"How about this, cousin, I'll buy a meter stick later, and when your brother-in-law is sleeping..."

"Fuck you! Nonsense!"

"Haha, okay, let's stop making trouble, let's start practicing."

Even though Shen Yuefei was practicing, she was still a little nervous.

"Well, cousin, actually, I don't have much experience, why don't we search and see experienced sisters on the Internet, what do you say?"

Xia Youyou thought about it.

Although she has seen the movie, she is still a melon after all, and she still doesn't know anything about the deep connotation.

"Pfft, haha, Yoyo, it seems that you are also confused, and you are still pretending to be a master with a big tail in front of me."

Now it was Shen Yuefei's turn to make fun of her.

"Cousin, you are still laughing at me. I must know a little more than you."

Xia Youyou was speechless.

Shen Yuefei hastily said: "All right, all right, I won't laugh at you."

I saw Xia Youyou searched, and a text explanation appeared.

"Cousin, take a look, this article is not bad, it's quite detailed."

Xia Youyou took the phone.

Shen Yuefei looked at it and said, "Well, it's okay."

"Then let's try with some vegetables?"

Xia Youyou raised her eyes brightly.