Medical road ahead
Chapter 70 Misunderstandings Caused by Sentence Sentences
"Could it be that we were let go by the patient?"
Zhu Qiang, the chief surgeon, frowned, and immediately ordered the nurse to call the patient who needed surgery to inquire about the situation.
After all, the operating room is limited, but there are many patients who need surgery, they can't wait forever.
"The patient said he remembered the time wrong."
Ten minutes later, the nurse on the phone returned to the operating room.
"Remember the wrong time? Can you still remember the time of your operation?"
Zhu Qiang was speechless, and couldn't help but rolled his eyes at the operating light, and then felt that the light was dazzling, and then turned his face away and said to the nurse beside him, "Turn it off first, don't waste electricity."
Then, he looked at the nurse who came back again, and asked, "Then is he still coming or not?"
"Come on, he said to leave immediately."
The nurse nodded hurriedly, and said, "He got the time wrong because he misheard."
"Did you hear me? Did the nurse who notified him give the wrong time?" Zhu Qiang asked with a frown.
"no."
The nurse bowed her head and smiled, before explaining: "I thought that his colleague was told to have a full meal last night and come for the operation at one o'clock today. But he heard that he had a full meal and came for the operation."
"Hahaha"
Hearing this, everyone present laughed.
"Eat full, come a little; eat a little bit. This sentence is wrong, it is easy to cause misunderstanding. However, it is really funny. Hahaha"
Zhang Bin laughed again as he spoke.
"You still have to pay attention in the future, don't speak too fast, and control the speed of speech and sentence breaks."
Zhu Qiang shook his head dumbfounded, and continued to ask: "Then what time will he arrive? If he arrives late, we will give up the operating room to other patients first."
"He said he would be there within half an hour, and his home is not far from the hospital," the nurse said.
Zhang Bin glanced at the schedule memo on the phone, and suggested: "Then wait a little longer. It just so happens that today's surgery is not too many, and the next surgery will be about an hour away."
"alright."
Zhu Qiang nodded in agreement, and together with a few others, left the operating room to get some air outside, while waiting for the patient to arrive.
"It's my fault for my poor comprehension ability. I misheard and made several doctors wait for a long time."
After waiting for less than 10 minutes, a fat guy in his early twenties rushed up to them, bowed and apologized to them panting heavily.
"Haven't you eaten or drank water since this morning?" Zhu Qiang asked immediately.
"No, I just ate last night, and I was very full." The patient nodded and said truthfully.
"puff!"
Hearing the last sentence, the doctors and nurses present snickered again.
"Come on, hurry up."
Zhu Qiang didn't talk too much, and led him into the operating room with a smile, and the rest of them followed with suppressed smiles.
After the patient was lying on the operating table, Zhang Bin stepped forward and told him some matters related to anesthesia and precautions.
This patient had a lipoma on his lower back, so he only needed local anesthesia. After Zhang Bin injected him with anesthesia, he stood aside, silently monitored the operation process, and kept observing the patient's vital signs, so as to Sudden changes in the prevention operation.
Many people think that anesthesiologists will leave the operating room after completing their work. As everyone knows, they will not only monitor the entire operation process, but also participate in postoperative cooperation. However, many people do not realize the existence of anesthesiologists at all after general anesthesia Therefore, anesthesiologists are dubbed "invisible people" by their colleagues in white.
"That's not right"
After cutting open the patient's back left waist, Zhu Qiang looked up at the two nurses who helped him, with a suspicious expression on his face, "Aren't you mistaken? His lipoma is on the left back waist?"
"That's right!" one of the nurses said immediately.
After speaking, just in case, I picked up the patient's examination report to confirm.
"It seems that I didn't see it."
The other nurse leaned down, looking carefully at the wound with vacant eyes.
"What didn't you see?"
Due to the half numbness, the patient's consciousness was clear. After hearing the conversation between the three, he was startled, and hurriedly asked: "Is it cancer, not ordinary lipoma? Now the cancer cells have spread, so Is it not in the original position?"
"Your child has a rich imagination."
Zhang Bin, who had been on the sidelines for a long time, stepped forward and, together with the other three, continued to search for the lipoma under the wound.
"Here! Isn't it there? It has already seen you, why haven't you seen it yet?"
After a while, Zhang Bin, who was still sharp-eyed, was the first to discover the lipoma with a diameter of about 3 cm, and teased the patient: "Young man, your skin is too thick."
"Uh!"
The patient twitched the corners of his mouth and asked curiously, "Is it because I am fat?"
"You are right."
Zhu Qiang nodded, picked up the scalpel and cut, and continued: "The existence of lipoma is mostly related to the excess fat in the human body, and it also belongs to normal adipose tissue, and these adipose tissues are wrapped by connective tissue. Protruding lumps are prone to appear, especially the waist and abdomen with a lot of fat accumulation. The proportion of lipoma is very high. However, lipoma is a benign tumor, which is mainly caused by poor body fat metabolism, and its appearance shows that There are too many toxins in the body, and it is time to detoxify, so just remove them in time."
"Although lipomas are mostly benign, since the waist is densely distributed with nerves, after discovering a lipoma on the waist, it is necessary to monitor the lipoma in time. If the lipoma grows very quickly in a short period of time, it is recommended to It should be removed by surgery, otherwise, when it grows up, it will squeeze the nerves in the waist and back, and even affect the patient's sleep and normal work and rest. But if the lipoma is small , and does not affect the function of the surrounding joints or tissues, there is no need for treatment, just long-term observation.”
"Young man, when your lipoma was discovered, it was already this big. Although it didn't grow any further, it is not small in itself, so surgical removal is the safest."
"Will I still have lipoma after that? I'm so fat." The patient said with a pout.
"You know you're fat, but you still don't want to lose weight?" Zhang Bin laughed.
"I will reduce it, and I will reduce it when I go back." The patient vowed.
"Pay attention to your diet and work and rest in the future, and don't eat those high-calorie and high-fat foods. These things will only increase the amount of fat in your body and cause other diseases." Zhu Qiang kindly reminded.
"Spicy food should also be eaten less. Alcohol and cigarettes should not be touched if possible, because alcohol not only damages liver function, but also has a certain impact on the body's metabolism. As for the harm of tobacco, I think you know it without mentioning it." Zhang Bin went on to add.
"understood."
The patient wrote it down carefully, and then asked: "I moved a knife in my lower back, will it affect my future life?"
"What? Do you still want to lower your waist?" Zhu Qiang asked with a smile.
"No, no, it's a man's waist. You understand." The patient said it tactfully.
"Understand."
Zhu Qiang and Zhang Bin looked at each other, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, this is a minor operation, and the incision area is not large. I will make you more beautiful during the stitches, and I will guarantee that you can wear a bikini in the future."
"cough!"
The two nurses laughed secretly again, and the patient was completely relaxed amidst the jokes with the doctors and nurses.
Zhu Qiang, the chief surgeon, frowned, and immediately ordered the nurse to call the patient who needed surgery to inquire about the situation.
After all, the operating room is limited, but there are many patients who need surgery, they can't wait forever.
"The patient said he remembered the time wrong."
Ten minutes later, the nurse on the phone returned to the operating room.
"Remember the wrong time? Can you still remember the time of your operation?"
Zhu Qiang was speechless, and couldn't help but rolled his eyes at the operating light, and then felt that the light was dazzling, and then turned his face away and said to the nurse beside him, "Turn it off first, don't waste electricity."
Then, he looked at the nurse who came back again, and asked, "Then is he still coming or not?"
"Come on, he said to leave immediately."
The nurse nodded hurriedly, and said, "He got the time wrong because he misheard."
"Did you hear me? Did the nurse who notified him give the wrong time?" Zhu Qiang asked with a frown.
"no."
The nurse bowed her head and smiled, before explaining: "I thought that his colleague was told to have a full meal last night and come for the operation at one o'clock today. But he heard that he had a full meal and came for the operation."
"Hahaha"
Hearing this, everyone present laughed.
"Eat full, come a little; eat a little bit. This sentence is wrong, it is easy to cause misunderstanding. However, it is really funny. Hahaha"
Zhang Bin laughed again as he spoke.
"You still have to pay attention in the future, don't speak too fast, and control the speed of speech and sentence breaks."
Zhu Qiang shook his head dumbfounded, and continued to ask: "Then what time will he arrive? If he arrives late, we will give up the operating room to other patients first."
"He said he would be there within half an hour, and his home is not far from the hospital," the nurse said.
Zhang Bin glanced at the schedule memo on the phone, and suggested: "Then wait a little longer. It just so happens that today's surgery is not too many, and the next surgery will be about an hour away."
"alright."
Zhu Qiang nodded in agreement, and together with a few others, left the operating room to get some air outside, while waiting for the patient to arrive.
"It's my fault for my poor comprehension ability. I misheard and made several doctors wait for a long time."
After waiting for less than 10 minutes, a fat guy in his early twenties rushed up to them, bowed and apologized to them panting heavily.
"Haven't you eaten or drank water since this morning?" Zhu Qiang asked immediately.
"No, I just ate last night, and I was very full." The patient nodded and said truthfully.
"puff!"
Hearing the last sentence, the doctors and nurses present snickered again.
"Come on, hurry up."
Zhu Qiang didn't talk too much, and led him into the operating room with a smile, and the rest of them followed with suppressed smiles.
After the patient was lying on the operating table, Zhang Bin stepped forward and told him some matters related to anesthesia and precautions.
This patient had a lipoma on his lower back, so he only needed local anesthesia. After Zhang Bin injected him with anesthesia, he stood aside, silently monitored the operation process, and kept observing the patient's vital signs, so as to Sudden changes in the prevention operation.
Many people think that anesthesiologists will leave the operating room after completing their work. As everyone knows, they will not only monitor the entire operation process, but also participate in postoperative cooperation. However, many people do not realize the existence of anesthesiologists at all after general anesthesia Therefore, anesthesiologists are dubbed "invisible people" by their colleagues in white.
"That's not right"
After cutting open the patient's back left waist, Zhu Qiang looked up at the two nurses who helped him, with a suspicious expression on his face, "Aren't you mistaken? His lipoma is on the left back waist?"
"That's right!" one of the nurses said immediately.
After speaking, just in case, I picked up the patient's examination report to confirm.
"It seems that I didn't see it."
The other nurse leaned down, looking carefully at the wound with vacant eyes.
"What didn't you see?"
Due to the half numbness, the patient's consciousness was clear. After hearing the conversation between the three, he was startled, and hurriedly asked: "Is it cancer, not ordinary lipoma? Now the cancer cells have spread, so Is it not in the original position?"
"Your child has a rich imagination."
Zhang Bin, who had been on the sidelines for a long time, stepped forward and, together with the other three, continued to search for the lipoma under the wound.
"Here! Isn't it there? It has already seen you, why haven't you seen it yet?"
After a while, Zhang Bin, who was still sharp-eyed, was the first to discover the lipoma with a diameter of about 3 cm, and teased the patient: "Young man, your skin is too thick."
"Uh!"
The patient twitched the corners of his mouth and asked curiously, "Is it because I am fat?"
"You are right."
Zhu Qiang nodded, picked up the scalpel and cut, and continued: "The existence of lipoma is mostly related to the excess fat in the human body, and it also belongs to normal adipose tissue, and these adipose tissues are wrapped by connective tissue. Protruding lumps are prone to appear, especially the waist and abdomen with a lot of fat accumulation. The proportion of lipoma is very high. However, lipoma is a benign tumor, which is mainly caused by poor body fat metabolism, and its appearance shows that There are too many toxins in the body, and it is time to detoxify, so just remove them in time."
"Although lipomas are mostly benign, since the waist is densely distributed with nerves, after discovering a lipoma on the waist, it is necessary to monitor the lipoma in time. If the lipoma grows very quickly in a short period of time, it is recommended to It should be removed by surgery, otherwise, when it grows up, it will squeeze the nerves in the waist and back, and even affect the patient's sleep and normal work and rest. But if the lipoma is small , and does not affect the function of the surrounding joints or tissues, there is no need for treatment, just long-term observation.”
"Young man, when your lipoma was discovered, it was already this big. Although it didn't grow any further, it is not small in itself, so surgical removal is the safest."
"Will I still have lipoma after that? I'm so fat." The patient said with a pout.
"You know you're fat, but you still don't want to lose weight?" Zhang Bin laughed.
"I will reduce it, and I will reduce it when I go back." The patient vowed.
"Pay attention to your diet and work and rest in the future, and don't eat those high-calorie and high-fat foods. These things will only increase the amount of fat in your body and cause other diseases." Zhu Qiang kindly reminded.
"Spicy food should also be eaten less. Alcohol and cigarettes should not be touched if possible, because alcohol not only damages liver function, but also has a certain impact on the body's metabolism. As for the harm of tobacco, I think you know it without mentioning it." Zhang Bin went on to add.
"understood."
The patient wrote it down carefully, and then asked: "I moved a knife in my lower back, will it affect my future life?"
"What? Do you still want to lower your waist?" Zhu Qiang asked with a smile.
"No, no, it's a man's waist. You understand." The patient said it tactfully.
"Understand."
Zhu Qiang and Zhang Bin looked at each other, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, this is a minor operation, and the incision area is not large. I will make you more beautiful during the stitches, and I will guarantee that you can wear a bikini in the future."
"cough!"
The two nurses laughed secretly again, and the patient was completely relaxed amidst the jokes with the doctors and nurses.
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