Medical road ahead

dong dong——

"Someone!"

"Don't knock, don't you see that the door is locked?"

When Dr. Bai helped Wu Li into the men's toilet, he found that there was no room.

Looking at the row of closed toilet doors, he slapped his forehead, and then realized, "The toilets in our anorectal department have always been tight, come on, I'll take you to another floor."

With that said, he helped Wu Li turn around and leave.

At this time, Wu Li was about to suffer from internal injuries, and the sticky poop that was popped out by fart just now was sticking to his buttocks, which was uncomfortable and disgusting. He hurriedly pulled Dr. Bai to stop, panting and said: "First Just wait, maybe someone will come out soon."

Hearing this, Dr. Bai looked at him suspiciously, "Aren't you an inpatient in our anorectal department? Don't you know that out of ten people who come here to squat have at least five hemorrhoids, three constipation, none of them Hour by hour, no one will come out."

"Then there are two more?" Wu Li was curious.

Dr. Bai immediately said, "Medical staff!"

"That"

Just as Wu Li wanted to say wait, Dr. Bai dragged him downstairs.

"By the way, you are not an inpatient in our anorectal department, why did you come to our place to go to the bathroom?"

On the way, Dr. Bai looked at him again and questioned him suspiciously.

"Hey! It's a tear of regret." Wu Lu sighed.

"Then let's hear it."

Doctor Bai put on an attitude of listening attentively.

Seeing this, Wu Li had no choice but to tell the truth.

"It's all the fault of greed!"

At noon, his good brother came to visit him. There were big and small bags full of supplements, and there was a box of family barrels in between.

"Why did you bring this thing? I can't eat it now." Wu Li frowned.

The good brother said: "This is my lunch. In order to find time to see you, I didn't even have time to eat lunch."

After finishing speaking, in front of Wu Li, he picked up a chicken leg and started to gobble it up.

Seeing him eating "bajibaji", Wu Li couldn't help swallowing, and looked down at the millet porridge in his bowl, suddenly lost his appetite.

It seems that I haven't eaten Kaifeng dishes for a long time.

Thinking of this, he subconsciously stretched out his hand.

"Need toilet paper?"

The good brother thought that he wanted to get some tissues, so he took a few for him and stuffed them into his hand.

Wu Li squeezed the tissue tightly angrily, looked up at the nurse in the room, and after a battle between heaven and man, whispered to his good brother: "Go, go out to eat."

"Why?" The good brother was puzzled.

"Let's go!"

Wu Li didn't explain, and pulled him out of the ward who was hugging the whole family.

"What happened?" the good brother asked.

Wu Li made a "shh" gesture to him, and led him downstairs, then hid in the safe passage where no one was there, picked out the fattest chicken leg from the family bucket, and ate it.

"You can't eat this, can't you?" The good brother was surprised.

"To shut up!"

Wu Li glared at him, then reached into the family bucket and took a chicken wing to continue eating.

"Tsk! You look like you just got out of prison."

The good brother clicked his tongue, and then, together with him, squatted on the ground to eat like a wolf.

After the two finished eating the family bucket, it was time for the good brother to go to work, while Wu Li was stroking his full stomach and preparing to return to the ward.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I lifted my foot to go upstairs, I felt a sudden abdominal pain, and then I looked for the toilet on this floor, but I didn't know that I stumbled into the anorectal inpatient department where the toilet was the most urgent.
"You dare to eat Kaifeng dishes just after the interventional treatment? You are really capable."

After listening to his "Story of Finding the Toilet", Dr. Bai immediately raised his eyebrows and complained.

"I was wrong, I don't dare anymore. Hurry up and let me squat, I can't hold it anymore!" Wu Li shouted.

"How long can you bear it?" Doctor Bai asked with a frown.

"Ten seconds." Wu Li said immediately.

"20 seconds."

After a hasty sentence, Doctor Bai dragged him to a gallop.

咘——

Just after Wu Li let out a stinky fart, Dr. Bai finally pushed him into the toilet door, and he didn't care about anything else, he dropped the word "thank you" and disappeared into the toilet door.

"Well, I can only help you here."

Dr. Bai looked up at the "♀" mark outside the toilet door, then glanced at the female patients entering and leaving the toilet, then turned and left the obstetrics inpatient department, and returned to the anorectal department upstairs.

"Director Jin!"

On the way, he unexpectedly ran into Jin Xue, and immediately stepped forward to stop her.

"Ouch! Isn't this Doctor Bai?"

Jin Xue smiled at him with a guilty conscience, and then ran away.

Facing the back of her fleeing in a hurry, Dr. Bai solemnly reminded: "Director Jin, I am a straight man, and I like women."

Jin Xue covered her lips and snickered, but did not respond.

"The weather is really nice today, the balloons are floating in the sky, the birds are flying to see the excitement, and the sun is smiling slightly"

Then, she returned to her office humming a song and began to reply to online consultations.

"Hello doctor, I'm 155cm tall, but my weight is so heavy, what do you think I should do?"

The other party sent a message, followed by a photo of feet stepping on a weighing scale, and the number on it showed 66KG.

"Hey! Is this your foot? Why is it so small, like a baby's little jiojio."

However, Jin Xue's attention was diverted, and she was all on the opponent's pair of miniature chubby feet.

patient:.
Jin Xue smiled and replied: "According to your height, the current weight is indeed a bit overweight. However, there are many factors for obesity. Just looking at your chubby feet, it is difficult for me to answer how you can improve the current problem. Why don't you take the time to come to the nutrition department of our hospital for an examination, if you are physically obese, the doctors in the nutrition department will help you lose weight scientifically."

"Really? Is it easy to get an account in your nutrition department?"

"I'll just hang it up for you."

Jin Xue gave her the account of Qiao Tan, the nutrition department, and then clicked on another online consultation.

"Can your hospital buy kidneys?"

Buy a kidney?

Jin Xue looked puzzled, "I'm sorry, I can't. Besides, buying a kidney is illegal. If you need a kidney replacement, you can come to our hospital to apply for a kidney source."

"I heard people say that Dr. Qin in your place bought a kidney." The man sent another message.

ha?Doctor Qin?Buy a kidney?

Jin Xue was confused by his words.

"Isn't it your hospital?"

Seeing that Jin Xue didn't reply, the man asked another question.

"No, not only our hospital, but all regular hospitals across the country will not sell kidneys, and will only provide kidney drainage services." Jin Xue replied seriously.

The other party quickly went offline, but Jin Xue fell into deep thought.

"Why do people still come to the hospital to consult about buying kidneys? Don't you understand the law?"

"But that person doesn't seem to be joking and teasing people, but is asking this question seriously."

"But why would you come to our hospital to consult about buying a kidney? Who else is Dr. Qin who bought a kidney?"

Although the surname Qin is not a common surname, there are more than a dozen in the Affiliated Hospital of C University. However, Jin Xue thinks that the other party must have made a mistake, or heard some rumors somewhere, so she stupidly came to consult the kidney buyer matter.

"Doctor, my stomach hurts, what should I do?"

Another online consultation came and immediately pulled her back to the computer screen.

"Excuse me, besides the stomachache, do you have any other symptoms?" Jin Xue quickly replied.

"Hands and feet are cold, dizzy. Did I eat my stomach?"

"I'll call you to the emergency department, and you come to the hospital for an examination as soon as possible."

Jin Xue quickly called her to the emergency department, and asked how long it would take for her to arrive at the hospital, and then told Wang Xiaobo and the others about the incident, and asked them to allocate free manpower to diagnose and treat this patient.

"Your corpus luteum has ruptured, not your belly."

After the patient came to the emergency department, Xiang Hao asked about her medical history and disease conditions, and then gave her an ultrasound examination. It was found that there was fluid in her stomach, a mass in the appendix, and her urine HCG was negative, so she was transferred to the hospital. Gong Yan continued diagnosis and treatment.

"Ruptured corpus luteum?"

The patient looked puzzled.

"Have you had sex recently?"

Gong Yan's blunt questioning made her turn from confusion to embarrassment