Medical road ahead

As soon as the sound of fart fell, an unspeakable stench diffused from Qiao Jia's bed, and spread wantonly in the single ward. A complex smell that is both fragrant and stinky.

So embarrassing!

Qiao Jia's feet were already clasped tightly under the quilt, and she wished she could escape on the spot, oh no, dig a tunnel out of the bed.

Xiao Ceramics put down the duck leg, rubbed his nose again, got up and walked to the window, and pushed open the closed window.

hula-

A gust of cold wind poured in, instantly dispelling the strange atmosphere in the room.

"The room still needs to be ventilated frequently."

Xiao Ceramics stood with his back facing Qiao Jia, his voice was calm, no emotion could be heard.

Qiao Jia stared at his figure against the light, and the embarrassment quietly dissipated.

Huh. Such a stinky fart with hot eyes!
Xiao Ceramics rubbed his nose again, and took a few breaths of cold air. Then, shivering his neck that was blown by the wind, he closed half of the window, returned to the hospital bed, and handed the duck leg to Qiao Jia.

"Eat while it's fragrant."

He said this subconsciously, embarrassing Qiao Jia who had finally put on a calm face.

"I'm going to the bathroom."

She turned over and got up, blushing and ran into the toilet.

"It's really embarrassing, mother opened the door for embarrassment, embarrassment has reached home!"

She squatted on the toilet, covering her face with her hands, wanting to cry but without tears.

The first time I confessed, I was bombarded by one of my own farts
"Tu Tu."

When Xiao Tao left Qiao Jia's ward and was walking towards the gate of the hospital, he suddenly met Hu Tu on the road.

"Little ceramics?"

Hutu hesitated for a few seconds, and finally turned around and walked towards him, "Come to visit Jiajia again?"

"She asked me to bring her a sweet-skinned duck yesterday, probably because she stayed in the hospital for too long and got tired of the food in the cafeteria." Xiao Tao said with a smile.

"Don't say that."

Hutu immediately reminded: "Jiajia's meals are all nutritious meals prepared by Yao Yao himself."

"Oh, I see."

Xiao Ceramics nodded knowingly, and then asked, "Are you going out to do some business?"

After finishing speaking, he felt that something was wrong. Hu Tu was still wearing a white coat. If he was going out to do errands, he should change first.

"Tu Tu!"

Before Hu Tu could answer, Xiao Ceramic saw a very handsome young man walking into the hospital, waving towards Hu Tu.

"My boyfriend, Chen Qing."

Hu Tu came to wait for Chen Qing at the door, and the latter called her suddenly, saying that he would come to the hospital to upgrade their website background program, and asked her to come to the door to "pick up" and bring a new mobile phone to Nurse Shao.

Because Nurse Shao's mobile phone fell into the toilet, and after being taken out by the cleaner, she was full of disgust, let alone other colleagues.

But Hu Tu never imagined that he would meet Xiao Ceramics at the door.

"This is little Tao Ci."

"Hello, Mr. Tao."

Chen Qing remained calm, and stretched out his right hand to Xiao Ceramics.

"Hello, Mr. Chen."

Xiao Ceramics shook back with a smile, with a polite but embarrassing smile on his face.

"See you."

Then, Xiao Ceramics let go of his hand first, waved goodbye to the two of them, and then walked away quickly.

"Ex-boyfriend?"

As soon as Xiao Ceramic walked away, Chen Qing raised his eyebrows and looked at Hu Tu.

Hutu shrugged and asked instead: "Did you really buy a new mobile phone for Nurse Shao?"

"I didn't buy it, it was a gift from a cooperative company." Chen Qing explained.

Hu Tu was a little disbelieving, "You really didn't spend any money yourself?"

"What are you doing to lie to you? Have you forgotten what our company does?"

Chen Qing was helpless, so he had no choice but to tell Hutu seriously about the business and scale of his company, "We are one of the largest companies in C City. Let alone mobile phones, laptops are also given away. When do you want to change the channel?" Notebook, speak to me directly."

"Tsk tsk tsk is really rich and powerful." Hu Tu curled his lips.

Chen Qing waved his hands pretending to be arrogant, "It's average, the third place in City C."

"Tu Tu! Mr. Chen. Mr. Chen?"

Hearing a familiar voice suddenly, Chen Qing frowned, glanced sideways at the comer, then looked at Hu Tu with a face of complaint, and said darkly: "Here comes another ex."

Help your forehead in a daze.

What happened today?The ex and the incumbent repeatedly touch each other, is it to form a mahjong table?

"Ran Xin, are you here to see a doctor?"

After a while, Hu Tu pretended to be indifferent and turned to look at Ran Xin.

"I'll check the hemorrhoids."

After Ran Xin replied, she frowned and looked at Chen Qing, and asked, "Is Mr. Chen also here for a review of hemorrhoids?"

"Do not."

Chen Qing shook his head, reached out and hugged Hu Tu into his arms, "I'm here to find my girlfriend."

"Uh!"

Ran Xin was stunned and speechless, suddenly felt a faint pain from the recurring hemorrhoids...

"Director Jin, the software company will come to upgrade our background program later, and the APP may be temporarily disabled."

After receiving Chen Qing's news, Wang Xiaobo immediately notified Jin Xue.

"Ok."

Jin Xue nodded and seized the time to reply to the patient's online consultation.

Patient: "Doctor, hello, I have been feeling stomach pains recently, poor appetite, and sometimes nausea and vomiting. What is wrong with me?"

"By the way, I'm a man."

In case Jin Xue mistakenly thinks that she is suffering from early pregnancy, the other party hastily added, but she does not know that her profile picture can reveal her gender.

"Ha ha."

Jin Xue laughed, and then asked: "Do you drink?"

Patient: "Now?"

Jin Xue: ...

Patient: "Where are you?"

Jin Xue:! ! !
"Doctor, my wisdom tooth hurts."

A female patient rushed into the dental office 1, handed a 360-degree X-ray of the teeth to Yang Dong, and asked, "Did it grow vertically from the side of the gum? The shape is particularly abnormal?"

Yang Dong didn't answer right away, but took the tooth sheet back and forth to look carefully.

Seeing this, the female patient became more and more disturbed.

"It's really perverted."

After a while, Yang Dong nodded seriously.

"Then what should I do? Pull it out now? But I'm on my menstrual period, so I can't pull it out today." The female patient panicked.

Yang Dong said unhurriedly: "Since it is so perverted, I can only take extreme measures."

"What means?"

Hearing this, the female patient became even more terrified, especially when she saw Yang Dong holding a small clip in front of her, "Doctor, what are you doing?"

"Open your mouth, I'll pinch that perverted little thing out."

Yang Dong grabbed the female patient's jaw with one hand, and with the other hand, he squeezed the clip into her mouth.

The female patient didn't dare to move, her eyes were wide open.

"Look, what a crushed peanut!"

Half a minute later, Yang Dong took out the tong, and there was an extra crushed peanut on it.

"Not wisdom teeth?"

The female patient was embarrassed, and suddenly felt that her gums no longer hurt.

"Doctor, is my kidney stone serious? Do I need surgery?"

In the Department of Nephrology, a middle-aged man sat on a stool cautiously, looking at the young doctor who was prescribing him a prescription with anxiety.

The doctor wrote quickly and said without raising his head, "There is no need for surgery. You just need to take your medicine on time, drink plenty of urine and drain water."

"Drink more urine and drain water?"

The middle-aged man was shocked, and the patients waiting beside him were also acting strangely.

"Ah! I'm sorry, Zuipiao, it's about drinking more water and urinating more."

The young doctor reacted immediately, raised his head and gave him a sarcastic smile.

"Huh scared me to death."

The middle-aged man patted his chest, really thinking that the doctor told him to drink more urine and drain more water.

"Is there anyone else in your family?"

In the Department of Otolaryngology, Dr. Qiu questioned the patient seriously after reading the patient's laryngoscope test report.

"Is this serious? Is it throat cancer?"

The patient trembled, his legs went limp, and he fell to the ground...