Strong Locked Marriage: Mr. Jiang's Apex Treasure

Xiaotuanzi from the bandit family: Uncle, can you fight me with only one-tenth of your strength?Really don't have to work too hard.Evenness is fun, isn't it?
Zombies are white: either you kill me or I kill you.

Xiaotuanzi of the bandit family: We are all friends, why do we have to kill each other.

Zombies are white: fall in love and kill each other, have you heard of it?

Xiaotuanzi of the Bandit House: Uncle, although our characters are historically a couple, we really don't love each other.

Zombie is white: Oh.

Lin Xia controlled Xiao Qiao, just after being revived and ran to the base, she lay down at Zhou Yu's feet in less than five seconds.

The little group of bandits:? ?
Zombies are White: Want to kill me now?
Xiaotuanzi from the bandit family: I really miss it, uncle.

Zombies are white: come on.

Lin Xia came back to life again, and ran to the center of the map.

Zhou Yu, who was operating in vain as a zombie, remained motionless, only the cloak with the word "Invincible" written on it fluttering in the wind.

Lin Xia manipulated Xiao Qiao to kill Zhou Yu, and imitated his ruthless appearance just now, turning slightly sideways to despise him.

Zombies are white: Please don't step on my handsome cape.

Lin Xia giggled at the phone screen.

Uncle is so funny.

Lin Xia didn't show mercy, and stepped on Zhou Yu's body continuously.

The zombie is very white: If it didn't seem that Xiao Qiao is my wife, you would have let me kill you ten times.

Xiaotuanzi from the bandit family: It's just a game, uncle doesn't have to be serious.

The zombie was resurrected in vain, ran out from the base, and burned Xiao Qiao up with a few fires.

Lin Xia froze in front of the phone, blinked vigorously a few times, and then the chubby finger started poking.

The little group of bandits:? ?What about not beating your wife?
Zombie is very white: It's just a game, I want to respect the historical relationship between Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao, but Tuanzi can't even play jokes, so I can only kill you.

Lin Xia stared blankly at the long string of text for three seconds.

This deep contempt.

I'm already cowardly enough in reality, do I still need to make my cowardly physique even bigger on the Internet?Not capable.

Xiaotuanzi from the bandit family: Who said I can't afford it.Husband, come quickly, let me practice my hand, I still don't understand Xiao Qiao's skills very well, hurry up and stand up obediently, let me kill a few more times.

That Jiang Si Bai was lying on the sofa wearing a bathrobe, when such a message popped up on the game page, his thin lips curled into a seductive arc.

Zombies are white: what do you call me?Call again.

Xiaotuanzi from the bandit family: Hey, it turns out that uncle is not only dumb, but also blind.

Zombies are white: ...

Because there is a basic time in the 1-on-1 room, the two chatted for too long, and saw the soldier on the side where the zombie was very white pushed the crystal on Lin Xia's side.

With a bang, the crystal cracked, and the game ended.

Lin Xia returned to the room and found that the zombie uncle had left without saying goodbye, which was extremely rude.

Lin Xia followed and left the room, and then saw a friend message on the game homepage.

Your friend Zombie is very white to apply for an intimate relationship with you (lover)
There are two options below.

Agree and decline.

Lin Xia stared at the news and was stunned.

Uncle, this is...

Seriously?
Are you kidding me?
Lin Xia frowned.

When she was worrying about this problem, Uncle Zombie sent her a WeChat message, explaining why he wanted to establish an intimate relationship with her.

His explanation can also be described as quite simple and crude.

Zombies are very white: I am too skilled, afraid of being harassed by girls, Xiaotuanzi, as my shield in the game.Uncle will buy you a full set of heroes, skins and inscriptions.

Lin Xia gulped her saliva, and cautiously confirmed to him: Uncle, you don't like me, right?To be honest, I don't accept online dating, and your age...

The zombie is very white: My daughter is as old as you, how can I like you?Do I look like a beast?
After seeing this news, Lin Xia was quite excited.

There is an uncle mask in the game, and he can be pampered by the uncle as his daughter, and buy a full set of skins for him, how can he not be tempted.

Lin Xia really didn't expect that he would have today, so he immediately returned to the game interface and clicked the agree button.

The intimacy of the game was established successfully.

The bandit's Xiaotuanzi and the zombie became lovers very smoothly.

Jiang Si Bai, who was lying on the sofa staring at the phone screen, laughed softly, and cursed dotingly on the way: Tuanzi really is a sand sculpture.

Lin Xia on the other end sneezed and rubbed his nose, and then the system messages exploded like crazy, all of which were very white gifts from the zombies.

Lin Xia's little finger felt cramped.

After finally ordering, she realized that the uncle really kept his word and bought her a full set of equipment needed for the game.All heroes in the hero library except the limited ones, each hero has an independent set of inscriptions, and all skins that can be bought for each hero...

Lin Xia was really moved, but she had never recharged before, and she didn't know that these things were equivalent to tens of thousands of soft sister coins.

She sent the Zombie's very white WeChat account: Thank you, uncle.

The zombie reminds me in vain: You can call me uncle in private, but you have to call me husband in the game. It is your task to block the peach blossoms for me. You also saw that the enemy wooed me today.

The corners of Lin Xia's mouth twitched, suddenly he couldn't laugh or cry.

In the four-person team just now, the enemy's Daji was obviously just joking, it's hard to tell if it's a man or a woman, so the uncle took it seriously?Hey, it's because I'm old and I don't know much about the current Internet language, it's so naive.

Lin Xia replied without emotion: OK, OK, I promise to complete the task.

Zombies are white: Do you still want to practice heroes?If we practice, we will open a room.

Lin Xia glanced at the electronic watch: No, no, tomorrow is Monday, I have to go to class, and tomorrow there will be a class from our department with a perverted professor, I don’t dare to be late to offend him, the professor is so narrow-minded.

Zombie is very white: Is that the professor you said looks like me?

Lin Xia swallowed her saliva, inexplicably feeling a chill down her back.