false marriage

Brother Hu was hairy from being stared at by Xuan Xuan, and unconsciously touched his bald forehead that was barren of grass.

When he remembered, there was not even a single hair on his forehead.

Even more angry.

He grimaced, picked the flesh between his teeth, turned around and yelled at Xuanxuan, who was suspended in mid-air and was weak, "What are you looking at? Be careful, I will beat you to death!"

"Brother Hu, if this kid really suffers from epilepsy, what if he develops an epilepsy while we hang him like this?"

"In my opinion, it's better to put this kid down first."

"A ransom of [-] million is not a small sum."

"With this money, my brothers won't have to worry about it for the rest of their lives."

"Every day you can eat delicious food, drink spicy food, meet the hottest girls, and ride the wildest horses."

The dog-legged boy standing behind Brother Hu completely got into Qian's eyes.

In his view, Xuanxuan is a walking renminbi.

That's why Brother Hu was willing to hang [-] million yuan on the beam.

It's him instead.

It is guaranteed that this little ancestor will be enshrined next to the ancestor's tablet in the ancestral hall, and served three meals a day with good wine and meat.

"You fucking shut up for me!"

Brother Hu gave his running boy a cold look, his expression suddenly became extremely strange.

He can still understand the phrase about picking up the hottest girl.

The phrase "riding the wildest horse" is true and thought-provoking.

Well known.

Brother Hu's reproductive function was destroyed five years ago by Yu Tingbai's three shots "bang bang bang".

But the hard part is.

This function is not completely damaged, and I still have to think of a woman from time to time.

Just can't put it into practice.

In the late night not long ago, the light rain was pattering and dripping repeatedly on his desire.

Coupled with the fuel of a little drunkenness.

He shamelessly begged the waiter in front of him to fuck him.
Now, when I heard my younger brother say that he wanted to ride the wildest horse, Brother Hu couldn't help but substitute himself.

The younger brother glanced at Brother Hu's face that was as red as a rotten tomato, understood instantly, and shut his mouth tacitly.

In order to ease the increasingly embarrassing atmosphere.

Brother Hu turned sideways quietly, and waved his hands awkwardly, "Airplane, go and put that kid down."

"okay."

Hearing the words, the plane didn't dare to neglect at all, and hurriedly untied the rope on Xuanxuan's wrist.

"Thank you Brother Airplane."

Xuanxuan thanked him very politely, looked down at his completely worn wrist, and silently hid the wound under his sleeve.

He is not very afraid of pain.

The main reason is that his mother will feel distressed when she sees it.

"You boy! Your mouth is sweet."

The plane stroked Lu Xuanxuan's soft hair, and grinned silly for a long time.

have to say.

Xuanxuan's "brother" really hit his heart.

I still remember that there was a hot topic on Weibo - what is the experience of a child who grows too anxiously?
Airplanes understand this very well.

When he was just born, he didn't know what happened, and a beard grew on his mouth inexplicably.

It's too fucking embarrassing to breastfeed.

When he grows up.

Even if he shaved his beard clean, he was still called uncle in his early twenties because of his overly mature appearance
Xuanxuan glanced lightly at the plane whose eyes were full of excitement and tears, and tentatively called again: "Brother Ji Ji."

"Honey, I'm here."

"I want to get a tuba."

"Brother will take you there." The plane seemed to be bewitched, and even wanted to carry Xuanxuan to the toilet.

Brother Hu stared at the nagging plane speechlessly, finally couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and said very seriously: "Don't go!"

"Uncle... I can't hold it anymore."

"If you can't hold it back, you have to hold it back for me."

Brother Hu vaguely remembered that this kid's mother had also used this excuse to delay time.

With foreshadowing.

This time, he was much more cautious.

Seeing this, Xuanxuan had no choice but to squat aside obediently, resting his chin in boredom, watching the plane and playing mobile games casually.

The plane's game skills are very good, and he was scolded by his teammates throughout the whole process.

But he has a big heart.

Directly turn the volume to the minimum, still humming a little song that I don't know where I heard it, "Sister is the queen, shine with confidence~"

"Brother Ji Ji, your position is wrong, I will teach you."

After losing two games in a row, Xuanxuan finally couldn't bear to make a move.

"You kid, can you still play games?"

"Last season's championship was brought out by me."

Xuanxuan's tone has always been indifferent, taking over the phone was a masterful operation, the plane was dumbfounded and called out awesome.

"Boy, how did you do that move just now? It's as nimble as a monkey."

"I'll demonstrate it again, pay attention to my gestures."

While playing the game earnestly, Xuanxuan has already deciphered the firewall in the phone and activated the automatic alarm function.

In order to prevent the police from making too much noise, he also specifically asked the police to attack in plain clothes.

After all this is done.

Xuanxuan was going to report a letter to his mother, but Brother Hu rudely snatched the phone.

Ever since I had skin-to-skin contact with an airplane.

Brother Hu can no longer see the plane so close to other people.

Not even a child.

"Uncle, can you lend me a mobile phone? I want to call Daddy."

Xuanxuan couldn't understand Brother Hu's behavior very much, and always wanted to teach him a lesson.

Even if the current situation is very unfavorable to him.

He still has a way to make Brother Hu suffer a lot.

"You boy, don't try to play tricks." Brother Hu snorted coldly, and also showed an indifferent attitude towards Xuanxuan.

"Uncle, I'm only five years old. I'm a super young child. How can I play tricks with my uncle? I just want to call Daddy. I'm afraid he won't come to save me."

Xuanxuan has always disdained to use beauty tricks, but in order to achieve his goal, he still blinked his eyes flatteringly.

Brother Hu looked at the innocent Xuanxuan, and finally handed him his mobile phone, "I can only call your daddy, do you hear me?"

"Thank you uncle."

Xuanxuan nodded emphatically, and after taking the phone, he performed another burst of operations, and quickly deciphered Brother Hu's online banking password, and donated all the balance in his account to the Hope Project.

Do it all.

He calmly smashed the deduction SMS in Brother Hu's phone with one click.

Just 1 minutes.

The 91 stolen money has been turned into charity money.

Little Xuanxuan felt that he had done a great deed, and his mood improved a lot in an instant.

"You boy, after dawdling for a long time, the phone has not been connected, right?"

"Uncle, what does the empty number mean?"

"Did you remember the wrong number?"

"I thought I could call Daddy by just typing in a string of numbers by silently reciting Daddy's name." Xuanxuan pouted aggrievedly and said in a low voice.

He's smart and good at playing dumb.