Rebirth 70's husband is a loyal dog

"It's her..." Fang Ping suddenly pointed to Xu Jingshu and cried.

Xu Jingshu reacted very strongly. Before she finished speaking, she jumped up and said loudly, "I'm not, I'm not, I didn't make your belly bigger, I don't have that ability or function. I'm a woman, a woman!"

Xu Jingshu roared out the last sentence.

"puff!"

I don't know who couldn't hold back the laughter before, and then heard "Pfft!" one after another. The muffled laughter made even those who thought Fang Ping was pitiful just now couldn't help laughing.

Even Brother Xu felt his old face blush, and hurriedly said, "Little sister, no one said you did it, so please don't say a few words."

"That's right, you're a woman, how can you make someone's belly bigger?" Xu Xiaodi followed up quickly, and before he finished speaking, he got a shudder on his head, covered his head and looked at his brother with dissatisfaction.

"Cough cough." The man in the tunic suit coughed twice, signaling for everyone to be quiet.

He sized up Xu Jingshu's eyes, and there was such an indescribable meaning in those eyes.

Then his eyes fell on Fang Ping, and he said, "Are you just calling the dog jumping over the wall? Tell me, how can a girl make your stomach big?"

Xu Jingshu nodded and nodded, staring at her and waiting for her explanation.

"It's not her, it's him!" Fang Ping stretched out her index finger, and moved from Xu Jingshu's body to Brother Xu's body.

Then he sobbed and said, "She tricked me into going to her house, and then let him bully me...to bully me when I was unprepared for her. Woooooo...I was forced..."

"You lied." Xu Jingshu said loudly.

"I didn't. It was because you didn't like your future sister-in-law that you deliberately approached me as friends, and then conspired with your elder brother to bully me. After that, you deliberately created the illusion that your future sister-in-law was stealing people, slandering their innocence, just to break up They. These are all your conspiracy, you told me yourself." Fang Ping pointed to Xu Jingshu and complained loudly.

Xu Jingshu pointed to her nose and asked her, "Tell me, I told you myself that I don't like my future sister-in-law, then rushed back to approach you and let my brother sleep with you, and wronged my future sister-in-law for stealing someone to give my brother a cuckold Son, is that so?"

"Yes, you designed it all, and you did it." Fang Ping nodded, and said while crying, "I was just deceived by your kind appearance. I didn't expect you to be so ruthless."

Facing Fang Ping's accusation, Xu Jingshu's reaction was to stick out her tongue and lick her fingers, and then retorted dissatisfiedly, "You are lying, my hands are not hot at all."

Fang Ping: ... Is she out of her mind?

At the scene, only Xu Xiaodi understood Xu Jingshu's stalk, and he leaned forward and back laughing with his stomach in his hands, and said while laughing, "Oh my god, I laughed to death, there is nothing wrong with her. She said you are cruel, try your fingers. Spicy, but she is lying and deceiving people. Hahaha..."

Everyone: ... What should I do if I suddenly have the urge to hit someone after hearing him say it?
Xu Jingshu didn't give them a chance, and immediately returned to normal, "I've calculated you so hard, and still foolishly handed over my handle to you? Fang Zhiqing, look at me, look at me carefully... look at me Does it have wisdom written on the left side of the face and obstacles written on the right?"

"Who cares what mental retardation is written on your face, I..." It is very rare for Fang Ping to come up with such a way to bring disaster to the east in such a short time. Do you still expect her to be logically thoughtful?
"Yes, it's mental retardation. Fang Zhiqing, you can't use your standard to judge others, especially me. I went to junior high school anyway, and my grades were among the top five in the whole grade when I was studying. I don't want to say that I am extremely smart, but I am so smart. I've heard this sentence since I was a child. Even now, people often praise me for being smart..." Xu Jingshu turned on the queen mother-in-law mode, and began to boast without blushing or panting.

Fang Ping was shocked by her brazenness, and quickly interrupted, "How can anyone praise yourself for being smart? If you are really that smart, why haven't I seen you do anything great?"

"I led the whole village to weave rattan to make money. You said I'm not smart, so why didn't you come up with such a method before me?" Xu Jingshu rolled her eyes, and then asked the man in the Chinese tunic suit, "Comrade, Please ask me a few questions to test me, to see if I am mentally ill?"

What kind of weird request is this?
The man in the Chinese tunic suit thought her request was weird, but he was curious about what she wanted to do?Just asked a few questions according to her request.

Of course, Xu Jingshu answered all of them correctly.

"Here, look, when the facts are in front of you, stop struggling and accept your fate!" After answering the question, Xu Jingshu shrugged and said to Fang Ping.

Fang Ping: "What fact?"

She didn't even understand, what kind of tricks did Xu Jingshu play just now?
Then, I heard Xu Jingshu's eyes widen in astonishment, and she covered her mouth and said exaggeratedly, "No, no, why can you be a teacher with a brain like yours? My God, don't you be afraid of this?" Did you misunderstand your son?"

"Shut up, why did I mislead you..." Before Fang Ping could finish speaking, she was interrupted by Xu Jingshu's exaggerated voice.

"My God, no, no, no, you haven't realized where your problem is right now? Oh my god, how can you be so dull, so illogical, so stupid?" Xu Jingshu stepped on her head frantically. After talking to Fang Ping for a while, he returned to his normal voice and tone and said, "You are so stupid that you know that you have to keep secrets in your heart. Why do I, who is so much smarter than you, give my secrets to you as a handle?" ?”

Seeing that she was about to speak, Xu Jingshu put her index finger on her mouth and made a silencing motion, and continued, "Let me finish first. Why can you do it, so stupid, yet so naive? Do you think the whole world Are you the only one with a brain? What do you think of these people present? What do you think of these comrades?"

"Are you talking out of your head? How long have I been back? How long have you been pregnant? Could it be that I made your belly bigger in a dream? Or, I have a special technique to make you pregnant? As long as you can say Give me a convincing reason, and I will recognize the child in your belly. I will admit to everyone that I, Xu Jingshu, made your belly bigger, and I am the child's own father."

Everyone looked at Xu Jingshu's girl's house, patted her chest and said that she had grown a woman's belly, and even admitted that he was the child's father. No matter how you looked at it, the scene was weird and funny.

"You...I..." I really can't blame Fang Ping for being the stupidest, it's really Xu Jingshu who is so unreasonable.

"Let's leave you alone, hurry up, as long as you say it, I will admit that I am the real father of the child in your womb." Xu Jingshu waved her hand to prevent her from chattering, and urged her to give a reason quickly Come.

Fang Ping couldn't care less about playing the weak and innocent little white flower at the moment, she was already bewildered by Xu Jingshu's coquettish manipulation.