The flash marriage husband is always playing tricks
Chapter 406 Just mouth to mouth is not enough...
Lu Mochen's face froze, and he gave Su Xiaoying a hard look.
Can't this woman make up a reason to deceive the child?
How does this make him explain?
"Daddy, are you secretly gnawing on sister's mouth behind our backs again?" Xiaobao asked in a milky voice, with protest written on her cute little face, "Don't gnaw on sister, sister can't eat it, You will bite and hurt my sister!"
"Cough cough cough..." Lu Mochen almost choked on his own saliva, and asked with embarrassment, "What is chewing again? Have I chewed on her before?"
impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
Back then, this woman forced him to marry her, so how could he take the initiative to nibble on her?
Xiao Bao nodded earnestly, with a slightly wronged voice: "Yes, when Daddy and sister take us out to play, they often let brothers Qin Zuo and Qin You watch us, and you secretly took sister to a place where no one was around, secretly Gnaw my sister's mouth.
But Daddy is so stupid, he thinks we can't see, but in fact we all see very clearly.
Especially when we climbed to the highest place on the Ferris wheel, we could see it more clearly. Sometimes my sister wanted to push Daddy away, but Daddy still refused to let go like a hooligan!
Little star, don't you think so?It was you who pointed it out to me, and you also asked me to pretend not to see it, saying that if Daddy gnaws on sister more, we will have a little sister! "
Xiao Bao said with a proud face.
Lu Mochen's face was as stiff as a sculpture.
Did he and Su Xiaoying really do what Xiaobao said before?
Did he really take the initiative to eat Su Xiaoying?
Can't she push it?
how is this possible……
Gu Mianmian clearly said that when he married Su Xiaoying, he was threatened by Su Xiaoying and married her as a last resort.
After marrying her, he hated her so much that he didn't even want to have a bridal chamber with her. He felt disgusted when he saw her, so how could he take the initiative to hug and nibble her?
If what Xiaobao said is true, the way he and Su Xiaoying get along with each other are clearly a loving couple...
Su Xiaoying's face was also flushed with embarrassment.
She just wanted Lu Mochen to suffer, but she didn't expect that she would suffer too, and she would embarrass herself in front of the children with him...
Back when he took the children out to play, he always sneaked kisses to her while the children were not paying attention. She resisted very much at that time and told him to be more careful outside and be careful not to be seen by the children.
He also vowed at the time that it was absolutely impossible for the children to find out, saying that they only had eyes for playing and would not pay attention to them at all.
it's good now.
Let's see how he explains it!
Su Xiaoying gritted her teeth and glared at Lu Mochen.
Lu Mochen looked innocent and confused.
He doesn't remember at all.
Did he really do such a mentally handicapped thing?
"Daddy, you have eaten my sister so many times, why haven't you given us a little sister?" Xiaobao tilted his head, his big eyes were full of confusion.
He also turned his head to look at Lu Xingchen, and asked suspiciously: "Little Xingxing, are you lying to me? Is it possible to gnaw out a little sister by gnawing your mouth?"
Lu Xingchen also tilted his head, his face full of doubts: "That's what it says in the storybook. Could it be that what I'm reading is a pirated version of the storybook, and what's written on it is fake? You can't gnaw a baby out of your mouth?"
"If the baby can't be gnawed out, how did the two of us get out?" Xiaobao asked curiously.
Lu Xingchen was also confused.
He used to firmly believe that a baby could be produced by gnawing his mouth.
But now, he began to doubt his cognition.
"I heard that there is a disease called infertility. If you suffer from this disease, no matter how much you gnaw on it, you won't get a baby. Daddy won't be infertile, right?" Lu Xingchen suddenly thought of this, and immediately Lowering his voice, he whispered to Xiaobao.
Although he spoke very quietly, Lu Mochen still heard it.
Hearing the two little dolls childishly discussing whether he could have children, his face turned blue and black with anger.
How did Su Xiaoying teach children?How did you teach them such nonsense?
"Okay, don't discuss this issue anymore. You must have read it wrong before. I didn't bite her, and I didn't suffer from infertility!" Lu Mochen interrupted their conversation in a deep voice.
Xiaobao and Little Xingxing looked at him.
In those two pairs of innocent big eyes, disbelief was clearly written.
How could it be fake what they saw with their own eyes?
But Lu Mochen planned to deceive himself.
If he doesn't admit it, then he doesn't.
Su Xiaoying glanced at him indifferently, and the corner of her mouth curled into a teasing arc, "Yes, he didn't bite me, but cupped me with his mouth kindly, you misunderstood him."
Lu Mochen: "..."
"Can cupping be done with your mouth? Then Xiao Xingxing and I will do cupping too!" Xiaobao looked eager to try.
Young children are very eager to learn and immediately want to apply what they learn.
Lu Mochen hurriedly stopped him, and scolded him with a dark face: "You two boys are still brothers, so you can't talk to each other."
Xiaobao looked at him aggrievedly.
He just wanted to try cupping with his mouth.
Lu Mochen had no choice but to bite the bullet and admit: "I'm sorry, Daddy lied just now, what you saw was correct, I was indeed biting her lips back then.
You have to remember that only husband and wife can talk to each other. You can't talk to other people casually, do you hear me? "
Xiaobao and Little Xingxing nodded with a half understanding.
"Then Daddy, can mouth to mouth bite out a baby? Why don't you and your sister have a baby yet?" Xiaobao is very concerned about the baby, he really wants a little sister.
Lu Mochen said stiffly: "It's not enough just to talk to each other."
Both Xiaobao and Little Xingxing were full of curiosity: "Then what else?"
Lu Mochen said perfunctorily: "I still need to do some other mysterious rituals, that kind of mysterious rituals. When you grow up and get married, someone will teach you. Now you are still young, so you don't know yet."
"Okay..." Xiaobao and Little Xingxing were very disappointed.
They really wanted to know what the mysterious ceremony was, but seeing Daddy's unwillingness to say more, they didn't ask any further.
Xiaobao said in a childish voice: "Daddy, sister, if you have time, do more ceremonies, and give me and Xiaoxing a little sister!"
The corner of Su Xiaoying's mouth twitched, and she nodded with a smile: "Okay, I will try my best."
In order to keep their mouths shut, she could only follow their wishes, lest they keep asking.
Listening to the two children discussing such a thing, she had the feeling of being publicly executed.
The two little guys put away the hundred thousand whys in their hearts and began to eat breakfast happily.
As soon as she looked up, she saw Lu Mochen's deep eyes, looking at her deeply.
Su Xiaoying raised her eyebrows, and looked at him with a half-smile.
Lu Mochen looked away and began to eat breakfast.
But after taking a few mouthfuls, he stopped, raised his head again, and looked at Su Xiaoying...
Can't this woman make up a reason to deceive the child?
How does this make him explain?
"Daddy, are you secretly gnawing on sister's mouth behind our backs again?" Xiaobao asked in a milky voice, with protest written on her cute little face, "Don't gnaw on sister, sister can't eat it, You will bite and hurt my sister!"
"Cough cough cough..." Lu Mochen almost choked on his own saliva, and asked with embarrassment, "What is chewing again? Have I chewed on her before?"
impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
Back then, this woman forced him to marry her, so how could he take the initiative to nibble on her?
Xiao Bao nodded earnestly, with a slightly wronged voice: "Yes, when Daddy and sister take us out to play, they often let brothers Qin Zuo and Qin You watch us, and you secretly took sister to a place where no one was around, secretly Gnaw my sister's mouth.
But Daddy is so stupid, he thinks we can't see, but in fact we all see very clearly.
Especially when we climbed to the highest place on the Ferris wheel, we could see it more clearly. Sometimes my sister wanted to push Daddy away, but Daddy still refused to let go like a hooligan!
Little star, don't you think so?It was you who pointed it out to me, and you also asked me to pretend not to see it, saying that if Daddy gnaws on sister more, we will have a little sister! "
Xiao Bao said with a proud face.
Lu Mochen's face was as stiff as a sculpture.
Did he and Su Xiaoying really do what Xiaobao said before?
Did he really take the initiative to eat Su Xiaoying?
Can't she push it?
how is this possible……
Gu Mianmian clearly said that when he married Su Xiaoying, he was threatened by Su Xiaoying and married her as a last resort.
After marrying her, he hated her so much that he didn't even want to have a bridal chamber with her. He felt disgusted when he saw her, so how could he take the initiative to hug and nibble her?
If what Xiaobao said is true, the way he and Su Xiaoying get along with each other are clearly a loving couple...
Su Xiaoying's face was also flushed with embarrassment.
She just wanted Lu Mochen to suffer, but she didn't expect that she would suffer too, and she would embarrass herself in front of the children with him...
Back when he took the children out to play, he always sneaked kisses to her while the children were not paying attention. She resisted very much at that time and told him to be more careful outside and be careful not to be seen by the children.
He also vowed at the time that it was absolutely impossible for the children to find out, saying that they only had eyes for playing and would not pay attention to them at all.
it's good now.
Let's see how he explains it!
Su Xiaoying gritted her teeth and glared at Lu Mochen.
Lu Mochen looked innocent and confused.
He doesn't remember at all.
Did he really do such a mentally handicapped thing?
"Daddy, you have eaten my sister so many times, why haven't you given us a little sister?" Xiaobao tilted his head, his big eyes were full of confusion.
He also turned his head to look at Lu Xingchen, and asked suspiciously: "Little Xingxing, are you lying to me? Is it possible to gnaw out a little sister by gnawing your mouth?"
Lu Xingchen also tilted his head, his face full of doubts: "That's what it says in the storybook. Could it be that what I'm reading is a pirated version of the storybook, and what's written on it is fake? You can't gnaw a baby out of your mouth?"
"If the baby can't be gnawed out, how did the two of us get out?" Xiaobao asked curiously.
Lu Xingchen was also confused.
He used to firmly believe that a baby could be produced by gnawing his mouth.
But now, he began to doubt his cognition.
"I heard that there is a disease called infertility. If you suffer from this disease, no matter how much you gnaw on it, you won't get a baby. Daddy won't be infertile, right?" Lu Xingchen suddenly thought of this, and immediately Lowering his voice, he whispered to Xiaobao.
Although he spoke very quietly, Lu Mochen still heard it.
Hearing the two little dolls childishly discussing whether he could have children, his face turned blue and black with anger.
How did Su Xiaoying teach children?How did you teach them such nonsense?
"Okay, don't discuss this issue anymore. You must have read it wrong before. I didn't bite her, and I didn't suffer from infertility!" Lu Mochen interrupted their conversation in a deep voice.
Xiaobao and Little Xingxing looked at him.
In those two pairs of innocent big eyes, disbelief was clearly written.
How could it be fake what they saw with their own eyes?
But Lu Mochen planned to deceive himself.
If he doesn't admit it, then he doesn't.
Su Xiaoying glanced at him indifferently, and the corner of her mouth curled into a teasing arc, "Yes, he didn't bite me, but cupped me with his mouth kindly, you misunderstood him."
Lu Mochen: "..."
"Can cupping be done with your mouth? Then Xiao Xingxing and I will do cupping too!" Xiaobao looked eager to try.
Young children are very eager to learn and immediately want to apply what they learn.
Lu Mochen hurriedly stopped him, and scolded him with a dark face: "You two boys are still brothers, so you can't talk to each other."
Xiaobao looked at him aggrievedly.
He just wanted to try cupping with his mouth.
Lu Mochen had no choice but to bite the bullet and admit: "I'm sorry, Daddy lied just now, what you saw was correct, I was indeed biting her lips back then.
You have to remember that only husband and wife can talk to each other. You can't talk to other people casually, do you hear me? "
Xiaobao and Little Xingxing nodded with a half understanding.
"Then Daddy, can mouth to mouth bite out a baby? Why don't you and your sister have a baby yet?" Xiaobao is very concerned about the baby, he really wants a little sister.
Lu Mochen said stiffly: "It's not enough just to talk to each other."
Both Xiaobao and Little Xingxing were full of curiosity: "Then what else?"
Lu Mochen said perfunctorily: "I still need to do some other mysterious rituals, that kind of mysterious rituals. When you grow up and get married, someone will teach you. Now you are still young, so you don't know yet."
"Okay..." Xiaobao and Little Xingxing were very disappointed.
They really wanted to know what the mysterious ceremony was, but seeing Daddy's unwillingness to say more, they didn't ask any further.
Xiaobao said in a childish voice: "Daddy, sister, if you have time, do more ceremonies, and give me and Xiaoxing a little sister!"
The corner of Su Xiaoying's mouth twitched, and she nodded with a smile: "Okay, I will try my best."
In order to keep their mouths shut, she could only follow their wishes, lest they keep asking.
Listening to the two children discussing such a thing, she had the feeling of being publicly executed.
The two little guys put away the hundred thousand whys in their hearts and began to eat breakfast happily.
As soon as she looked up, she saw Lu Mochen's deep eyes, looking at her deeply.
Su Xiaoying raised her eyebrows, and looked at him with a half-smile.
Lu Mochen looked away and began to eat breakfast.
But after taking a few mouthfuls, he stopped, raised his head again, and looked at Su Xiaoying...
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