crescent crescent

On the first weekend after the college entrance examination, my cousin broke into my small house and insisted on dragging us out to have a big meal as a way of expressing our gratitude. Tian Chong and I couldn't hold back him, so we had to compromise with the condition that we could not drink alcohol!

We came to the Sichuan hot pot restaurant that made me vomit again!I chose it, because I think this is where I became a better self. After hearing my reason, Tian Chong smiled with his eyes into crescents again!Kissed me on the toes.

That's right, I've grown taller again. I haven't measured it specifically. I think it should be between 1.8m1.8 and [-]m[-], which is about the same height as my cousin.This year I am like a crop in the field, one rain, one height, and it rains often, and my stature grows every month!
It was only later that I found out that the raining dragon king turned out to be Uncle Tian.This rain is the soup that my uncle cooks for hours every day!

Du Qiuye's first words after seeing us were: "Tian girl, I think your man has grown taller again!" Although Tian Chong has grown to about 1.7 meters two, standing next to me, you can't tell it at all obvious changes.

Tian Chong held my arm proudly and looked at me. I felt that her eyes were full of doting.I smiled and nodded: "Thank you."

Who knew that Du Qiuye's next sentence immediately made both of us dumbfounded, "You can't tell the difference between a man and a woman even though you're so tall! You two live together every day, so silly that you can't tell the difference, and you're infecting each other!" I was speechless, but I also I have no hair, my face has no edges and corners, my eyebrows are thin and long, and there are only some hair-like beards under my nose. In addition, my nutrition seems to be used to grow my head. I have a small skeleton and a relatively thin body, so... hey, It’s not like she’s the only one who says I’m like a woman, she’s used to it…

"Hahaha..." Tian Chong, my cousin and I were all amused by Du Qiuye's words.

After laughing, Tian Chong was a little defensive: "Hmph, Du Qiuye! I can't even say that my husband is a real man, look at it!"

When Tian Chong talked about being excited, he pointed at me while talking: "Look at these eyes, look at this mouth, look at these ears, and look at this...slender figure, puff... cluck cluck...more enchanting than me !...Hahaha..." Not to mention that I was completely speechless, Du Qiuye was in a daze.

Don't you want to protest?Didn't you want to help me?Why did you rebel before turning around?This is a patch, right?I thought: Chong'er, it seems that you don't want to sleep tonight, and you won't give up until you get itchy!Thinking about it, I unconsciously stretched out ten slender fingers that were as pale as light green, and bent towards Tian Chong.

"Pfft..." Tian Chong burst out laughing, then took my arm back again, leaned his head on my shoulder, and shook my arm while talking: "Master, I was wrong! I was wrong!" Then he looked up and peeked at me .After seeing my doting face, he gave me a crescent moon.

Du Qiuye seemed very happy, as if he was about to tease us to the end: "Yo, girl Tian, ​​have you called me a husband? Are you really a man? Why? Tried it? Hee hee..."

Tian Chong was deflated, pretending to be angry, I acted like a baby, and stamped my feet: "My husband~ Du Qiuye bullied me! You have to stand up for me, help me clean her up!" Then he pointed at Du Qiuye.

I clean up Du Qiuye?Seeing the look of confidence on her face, everyone knows what kind of expression I had at that time...

"Cousin, the little tree needs to be chopped down, and the daughter-in-law needs to take care of it!" I had no choice but to see if I could tease my cousin.

"I'm sorry everyone, I can't do anything, I decided to hand over my daughter-in-law to the two of you! I'll go in and book a table first." My cousin flashed as he spoke, and Du Qiuye became even more arrogant!He raised his eyebrows at us confidently with his arms folded, waiting for us to cut down the saplings.